Today, we’re going to talk about Vanity. First of all, Jesus said that Vanity is a deadly sin, and he carved this sin along with nine others on a couple of stone tablets after God yelled at him for, uh, something.
Archive for January, 2006
Charlie
I Love Slappy
If Mustang and weight-lifting enthusiasts were making any headway in their campaign to fit in with other normal human beings, Lithuanian import I Love Slappy single-handedly destroyed all their progress with his awful MySpace page.
Valeron Draconis
You know, every day I see terrible MySpace profiles and just when you think they can’t get any worse, you find one like this: Valeron Draconis. God, it makes me want to end my own life.
MySpace: Jesus, now what the hell is wrong?
Is it just me, or does everyone else hate seeing Tom’s Latest Updates? These are really euphemisms for What’s Wrong Now With MySpace, as the site seems to break down with the frequency of an American car - except the Mustang of course, which I think is great.
Just kidding. I think Mustangs suck.
