Mr. Nutz’ Gallery of MySpace Error Messages
Every time I’ve gone on MySpace this past week to find some fresh suckage, it’s taken like three hours to load anything and I’ve gotten an error message of some kind almost every time.
It has killed my will to write. But because I’m a bitter, bitter individual, MySpace hasn’t killed my will to collect all its stupid error messages and display them in this, Mr. Nutz’ Gallery of MySpace Error Messages!
Ahh, yes. The old “routine maintenance” message. I suppose they’re checking the oil and whatnot.
This maintenance is not so routine, apparently. (You know, the Nazis made the Jews undergo “special maintenance”.)
This is the message they put up when the hamsters are napping.
I’ve seen this one almost every night, and sometimes during the day. No joke! But how thoughtful of them to give us Pacman. Everyone loves them some Pacman.
NOOOOO!! Not the bulletins! They’re so original and funny and interesting to read! How can they be down?!
This is one of my most prized error messages. It’s a rare Windows NT error message and it’s believed that there are only maybe 150 million or so in existence!
Errors, errors, errors and always people bitching about them. Next to being a dentist, being Tom must be the most depressing job ever. Except for that whole part about being a rich motherf**ker.
Now here’s a really popular one in the classic Triumvirate Configuration. It’s quite Picasso-esque, no?
Now here’s a beautiful little sheila. Not gonna hurt ya, not gonna hurt ya! Crikey, she’s a real beauty! OW! You can see there that she’s had a go at me, little bit of blood gushing out there. Feeling a little woozy …