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The Worst of MySpace*

Disasters of social networking


Mr. Nutz’ Gallery of MySpace Error Messages

Every time I’ve gone on MySpace this past week to find some fresh suckage, it’s taken like three hours to load anything and I’ve gotten an error message of some kind almost every time.

It has killed my will to write. But because I’m a bitter, bitter individual, MySpace hasn’t killed my will to collect all its stupid error messages and display them in this, Mr. Nutz’ Gallery of MySpace Error Messages!

Just checking under your hood, ma'am.

Ahh, yes. The old “routine maintenance” message. I suppose they’re checking the oil and whatnot.


Selling you out to the government.

This maintenance is not so routine, apparently. (You know, the Nazis made the Jews undergo “special maintenance”.)

Shhh. The hamsters are napping.

This is the message they put up when the hamsters are napping.


Miss Pacman was HOT.

I’ve seen this one almost every night, and sometimes during the day. No joke! But how thoughtful of them to give us Pacman. Everyone loves them some Pacman.

Bulletins suck

NOOOOO!! Not the bulletins! They’re so original and funny and interesting to read! How can they be down?!





Kaboooooom!

This is one of my most prized error messages. It’s a rare Windows NT error message and it’s believed that there are only maybe 150 million or so in existence!


Tom doesn't care

Errors, errors, errors and always people bitching about them. Next to being a dentist, being Tom must be the most depressing job ever. Except for that whole part about being a rich motherf**ker.


Unexpected? No, I usually expect this.

Now here’s a really popular one in the classic Triumvirate Configuration. It’s quite Picasso-esque, no?

The reference is to Steve Irwin, you half-wit.

Now here’s a beautiful little sheila. Not gonna hurt ya, not gonna hurt ya! Crikey, she’s a real beauty! OW! You can see there that she’s had a go at me, little bit of blood gushing out there. Feeling a little woozy …


Scrumptuous!

Another one of my most prized errors, the ColdFusion error. Notice the gradients, the choice of colors and the radiant highlighting of text. Quite sublime!

176 Responses to “Mr. Nutz’ Gallery of MySpace Error Messages”

  1. homeydaclown Says:

    lol

    myspace IS a fvcking error

  2. Chris G Says:

    god this is comparable to the holocaust musuem. i need therapy now! *sob*

    Mood: Angsty

  3. Jaccob Says:

    How about this?

    The first time since yesterday i tried logging in and it gives me this. And so i wait 15 minutes and it still says this.

    I wouldn’t count this as an error but it’s something.

  4. Jaccob Says:

    I guess it was a bug

  5. Lotus Says:

    As a myspace user I can appreciate this. Thanks for the laugh man, cause after having a few minutes with myspace, we all can use it!!!

  6. Pac Says:

    every day somthing wrong wit da site foo

  7. mehow Says:

    ur website is lame and gay. nobody cares about gay myspaces. we see them everyday and don’t need someone telling us their opinion. if you really want a crappy myspace, post urs.

  8. james Says:

    “ur website is lame and gay. nobody cares about gay myspaces. we see them everyday and don’t need someone telling us their opinion. if you really want a crappy myspace, post urs.”

    don’t be a *****!

  9. Jessyka Says:

    Ahhh, I’ve seen the “under going maintinence” one with the pacman game almost every night too…I guess they figure no one will be on the internet at 4AM….

  10. Ryan Says:

    Just to nitpick… the last error that says “Server Error in ‘/’ Application” is actually from ASP.Net and not from Coldfusion. It’s the detailed error screen that is usually only turned on during development. Weird for a “production” site on the scale of myspace… admittedly I’m using “production” pretty losely. Would hate to insult those sites aren’t so crappily programmed.

  11. Ruth Says:

    I’ve gotten every single one of those messages at least once. Hahahahahaha.

  12. Sarah Says:

    If you don’t like the myspace errors.. and you can’t deal with them.. then why not just..not go on myspace?

  13. Mr. Nutz Says:

    If you don’t like the myspace errors.. and you can’t deal with them.. then why not just..not go on myspace?

    Another master of logic, everyone. Brilliant!

    Please brush up on your ellipsis usage, though. Thanks.

  14. Utterly-NutZ Says:

    Reading that makes me think of James Kirk.

  15. Mr. Nutz Says:

    Spock, Spock … I … have … a … plan …

  16. Utterly-NutZ Says:

    hehe, exactly. Now I’ll never get hearing that dolt speak out of my head.

  17. Right on man Says:

    Man I’m a newby to myspace, but oddly this site gives me hope that suck will continue to thrive through myspace.

    t

  18. James Says:

    acutually the last error is a Microsoft ASP .NET one not a cold fusion…. Basically the webservice myspace is pointing to is screwed/not configured.

    Figures, running sites on Windows NT…

  19. Mr. Nutz Says:

    Thanks to all the computer geeks for taking the time to point out the incredibly important differences between error messages.

    Be sure to get your nanoparameters redorkulated, tools.

  20. Josh Says:

    I love how in the bulletin error message he puts the little happy face. Like thats going to make it all better. I read that error get and pissed off but then I see the happy face and cant help but smile right along with it!

  21. Manny Says:

    Yeah I think Tom has a smiley face “Fetish” going on…N e 1 notice whenever he puts up a bulletin it always has a smiley face next 2 it…4 christ sakes he even has it as his headline..

  22. Jonas Says:

    Good stuff. I’m impressed. Everyday issues with added observant humor . . . Bravo!

  23. rockgirl5455 Says:

    Hey, Manny… Maybe Tom’s just a happy guy who wants to spread the happiness around. Or, maybe it’s just all the anti-depressants he’s probably taking…

  24. mike Says:

    none of the pictures load, theres nothing but a little red cross, it was fine before but the last couple of days nothing is happeneing

  25. Brittany Says:

    OMG i CANT LiKE GET iNTO MY PROFiLE CAUSE OF THE ROUTIN MATiENCE CRAP…HOW LONG DOES THAT LAST 4 ?

  26. Jeanine Says:

    Holy, holy! Is there a myspace blackout??? I’ve tried for an hour on two different computers. I get the “sorry an unexpected error…” message and occasionally Coldfusion/ASP whatever message! Is it gone forever? Uh oh, now maybe everyone will have to get a life! LOL

  27. Denise Says:

    I know the site is free, but enough already!

  28. Candice Says:

    Haha! Yes. Those are hilarious. I’ve been trying to check my myspace email for ther past 5 hours & I just keep getting the “Sorry! An unexpected error has occured”. It’s very annoying. I’ve begun to memorize every word in that error. ]: I only wish I wasn’t addicted to myspace.

  29. Candice Says:

    Ah. Another one that seems to be pretty popular is the one that says “login is temporarily disabled while we fix some database problems. We’ll be back shortly.” Ah. I hate that one.

  30. eric mcdaniel Says:

    gay gay gay ******* myspace the whole ******* server is a windows nt.i mean its not that hard to maintain a server.man ima start my oh **** it.pacman my ***.

  31. daniel Says:

    GOD!!! i’ve been trying to get on myspace for over 2 hours…and i keep getting told there is an unexpected error. And everyone i know is getting the same message. WHY MUST THE SERVERS ALWAYS BE DOWN!!!

  32. Nancy Says:

    i am sooooooooo PISSED! i finally got power back after 3 days, i went to check my myspace and it’s not working….. some data base crap is down…. the is probably one of the most mal-functioning sites ever

  33. Denise Says:

    MySpace.Com - Undergoing Maintenance
    hey everyone! there’s been a power outage in our data center. we’re in the process of fixing it right now, so sit tight. hopefully we’ll be back online within the hour. its 6:40pm PST now. wanna place a bet? -Tom

  34. Josh Says:

    i cant beat level 3 in Pac-Man Dammit!

  35. Katia Says:

    Tom,

    There is going to be mass suicide rates increasing because the lack of myspace. Please fix this (minor) problem.

    Thank you :-]

  36. Dorian Says:

    My profile underwent “special maintenance” once. It’s called being deleated. That’s right. After three years of useing Myspace,I was deleated without warning. Three years worth of “blogs”(I HATE that ******* word) and personal messages-gone. Oh they sent me a list of “possiable” reasons why my profile was deleated but nothing definate.
    And like a sucker I started up another Myspace profile. Myspace is kind of like that bar where the service is **** and they know they can get away with because EVERYONE hangs out there.

  37. Ashlea Simpson. Says:

    My profile is undergoing maitnence right now.

    Yep.

    It’s like that every 30 minutes.

    Myspace;; A place where nothing ever works. EVER.

    && I keep getting to level 4 on pacman..and then I die.
    oh hell.

  38. John Says:

    Myspace is horrible. I can’t believe that ANY advertiser is paying to be on that site. I even got errors when I tried to click on a Statefarm banner! It takes 7 - 10 clicks to send a message to a friend or leave a comment. Why would anyone pay 585 million for a site that does NOT work! I have some beach front property on the moon that I want to sell and I will only charge 100 million dollars for it!!!!

    Guess what everyone, I found a new error!!! http/1.1 Service Unvailable!

  39. John Says:

    Members use to complain about AOL sending their members pop up ads and spam but AOL did not care. They kept sending them because they were the big boy on the block and wanted to make a buck instead of satisfying their members. Look at where AOL is now (in the toilet). It will happen to myspace. You’ll see.

  40. Dave Says:

    Play Ms Pacman here. http://www.kevintaylor.net/ms-pac.html
    It’s better :)

  41. Dave Says:

    Tom is not there anymore. He sold it.

  42. Jen Says:

    hahahahahahaha
    Mr. Nutz you are my hero. Looking for a real good time? Try and report an error to them. You can only get to the conact myspace place through the FAQs, and then when you click contact us you can only email them by clicking on a button saying you have read the FAQs and they have not answered your question. Then when you do email them, you get an automated reply back, basically word for word what you would find in the FAQs. Then they leave you a link saying, ok if this didn’t help, email us here. Guess what? Its the same god damn link I followed the first time.

  43. Luna Says:

    Wow, I’m actually going to start collecting the Myspace error messages, I see about 6 different ones every day and its gotta be more fun than stamp collecting! Who wants to start up an organisation with me?? We’ll call it “The Myspace error appreciation society!” Woohoo!

  44. MySpaceIsFreeDude Says:

    Considering MySpace has over 90 million users, I think the errors you see is not so bad. Try logging on during off-peak internet traffic (I think the congestion applies especially for users in the US). Checking the Help Update page also helps because then you know the latest errors and don’t keep sending them emails about it (no point in driving them nuts with abuse when they’re trying to fix the problem, is there?).

    And considering the site is FREE for users, I think overall it’s a splendid online community site, don’t you think? I mean, you don’t pay a penny / cent and you get to meet so many people and keep in touch with friends & families all over the world. Besides, if you REALLY get fed up with MySpace’s errors, then there are other online community websites out there, why take a piss on something that you didn’t have to pay for in the first place?

    And if Tom’s a millionaire for it (which I doubt), then good for him. Good for them. You try building something out of nothing like MySpace did, and do it BETTER, THEN you have every right to take a piss on it. I’ll even applaud you.

  45. rockgirl5455 Says:

    MySpaceIsFreeDude,

    Yes, MySpace has 90 million users, most of them people who made an account, abandoned it, made another account, abandoned that and all that sh*t. They should start deleting inactive accounts, just to free up space. I’d bet that the number of users would decrease dramatically.

    The point is, the people behind MySpace should seriously consider changing the system they run on. deviantArt, Vampire Freaks, hell, even LJ don’t have these problems.

  46. Mr. Nutz Says:

    Considering MySpace has over 90 million users .. blah blah blah poopy talk

    Hahaha. Nice marketing pitch, Mr. Plant. Are you under Tom’s desk right now?

    Right, so first you use the old “You can’t do it, so you can’t criticize it” argument, then the “Love it or leave it” argument. There’s some Presidential-quality reasoning right there. Boooring pfffffffftttttttt (farty noise) ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz …

    And sorry, I can criticize it. Even if I wasn’t an engineer, all I’d have to do is use the site for five minutes to see that it’s a frustrating, poorly-designed and frequently-broken mess. Pretty arrogant to say that users aren’t allowed to criticize the product they use, free or not.

    Also, don’t know if you noticed, but pretty much every popular Web application these days follows the free-with-advertising model. Yeahhhh, it’s kind of a trend that’s been going on for the last, oh, 10 years or so.

    Hi, and welcome to teh Intarwebs. Sorry to hear you paid for AOL; it will be free soon, too. (What joy!)

    Finally, Google, Yahoo, MSN, Amazon: All have a massive user base, and I dare you to find 1/1000th of the plague of problems MySpace has had.

    Poor engineering, plain and simple. Criticism valid.

  47. Justin Says:

    I tried to get on myspace and i got the error.. I have one that you dont have :P Here it is

  48. Justin Says:

    here is the link

    http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6435/myspaceerrordf7.th.jpg

  49. Bryan Says:

    Maybe if MySpace wasn’t based on Winblows NT and IIS, there wouldn’t be so many damn problems.

    Time for Tom to pick up a Linux for Dummies book.

  50. Going Crazy with frustration Says:

    And here’s the latest error:

    No authority could be contacted for authentication

    So, that tells me no one is at home at myspace. I have been trying to get in and read mail, etc.. since 6:30 this morning and nothing yet! :( Tom needs to find some better help.

  51. neoflee Says:

    after the power outage, my account was deleated! i dont care! well kinda! prob because i quoted parts of the decloration of indy on there. those nazi ********!

  52. Marc Says:

    I cant wait to get some of the screenshots from the mess that myspace is this morning. When I got the notice saying my account was deleted, I was actually kind of happy for a second. No more responsibility of checking myspace for new messages!

  53. David Says:

    This is f-ing hilarious - thanks for the compilation - it has brought back so many recent memories!!

  54. Hazelchronicsquared Says:

    I think myspace will eventually have so many errors it will be discontinued b/c the errors are getting more and more obnoxious to the point it hardly functions at all. Why is it that out of all the websites in the world myspace has the most damn issues?

  55. The Joker Says:

    An Unexpecgting Error….That’s all I get since the power outage. It’s really sad. I use myspace to talk to people who don’t have and IM program. So it’s been a little while since I got to talk to them. My mom can get on her account…Hell, she even revamped hers. I still haven’t been able to go on. This BLOWS!

  56. Gerry Says:

    this site pisses me off with its stupid error messages!! Theres always a problem with this site!!

  57. Denise Says:

    This user’s profile has been temporarily disabled for special maintenance.
    The profile will be available again shortly.
    Sorry for the inconvenience. 7/28/2006

  58. Denise Says:

    Error Occurred While Processing Request

    Error Diagnostic Information

    Server busy or unable to fulfill request. The server is unable to fulfill your request due to extremely high traffic or an unexpected internal error. Please attempt your request again (if you are repeatedly unsuccessful you should notify the site administrator). (Location Code: 25)

  59. LoriE Says:

    OMG… I have not been able to get on all day… can you hear the desperation in my voice?? I feel so stupid for trying over and over to get on… I’m just hoping they have fixed it in the last five minutes. I need to get a life, seriously!

  60. Aaron Mocksing (loathes Tom) Says:

    No. No no no no…

    Worse of all myspace errors are all them damn myspace sex bots that fill up your friend requests. Just who in the f**** is ‘hottiemichelle’, ’sexybernice’, ‘erikababy’. It’s all the useless accounts that should be deleted, some of them haven’t been touched since myspace began in 2003, and for several years now. I’m surprised Tom hasn’t bothered to look at that, and even if he has, he’s too busy enjoying the means of success with myspace bands to care about the site quality.

    I’d rather get an error than get gay myspace sex bots. Because once I get an error, there are other things to abide my time - why look for friends on a myspace site when I have friends in the neighborhood?

    A~

  61. Aaron Mocksing (loathes Tom) Says:

    Oh, and much compliments to Mr. Nutz. XD

    I may be a member of myspace but I do hate it worth a passion.

    *mad prop* ^__^

  62. Aaron Mocksing (loathes Tom) Says:

    XDDD Argh, screwed up the name. I am so sorry. XDDD

  63. Luna Says:

    Oh dear lord… I just looked at Lynettes myspace… I think I should go lay down for a while now! My eyes hurt!!

  64. Ricksta Says:

    **** **** ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **** Myspace I can’t even gett on it anymore

  65. Yazmine Says:

    **** MAYN MY PROFILE IS VERY POPULAR…………….AND I CAN’T EVEN LOG ON BUT IT ALSO DIRECTS ME TO FAKE LOGIN PAGES AND ALL THAT OTHER ****…………..I CAN’T LOG ON MYSPACE FROM MY COMPUTER BUT I CAN LOG ON FROM ANOTHER COMPUTER THIS IS ALL BULL-****

  66. Billie Says:

    Does anyone know what this might mean for me? Everytime I try to log in to my myspace account the past three days I get this message and I get the same if I try to contact to report an error. Here you go…Please someone help…

    ERROR
    The requested URL could not be retrieved

    ——————————————————————————–

    While trying to retrieve the URL: http://login.myspace.com/index.cfm?

    The following error was encountered:

    Connection Failed
    The system returned:

    (60) Operation timed out
    The remote host or network may be down. Please try the request again.

    Contact: Your Administrator 12.20.121.53

    ——————————————————————————–

    Generated Sun, 06 Aug 2006 16:55:32 GMT by 12.20.121.53

  67. Ashley Says:

    i like xanga and myspace and i’ve never gotten an error message on xanga but yet i have millions on myspace and my account got deleted and it sucked because its been over a month and i still havn’t found all my friends! lol but anyway this site is awsome!

  68. Dr. Rosenblat Says:

    “ERROR
    The requested URL could not be retrieved

    ——————————————————————————–

    While trying to retrieve the URL: http://login.myspace.com/index.cfm?

    The following error was encountered:

    Connection Failed
    The system returned:

    (60) Operation timed out
    The remote host or network may be down. Please try the request again.

    Contact: Your Administrator 12.20.121.53

    ——————————————————————————–

    Generated Sun, 06 Aug 2006 16:55:32 GMT by 12.20.121.53″

    Oh sh*t, that means you’ve been kicked off of myspace for good. Man, you must’ve really upset Tom….I’ve never seen him like that.

  69. Ashley Says:

    i ran into this one today while uploading pics

    http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e199/kaven_luvr/toobusy.jpg\

    jeese i’ve tried this about 50 times and i still can’t upload pics!!!

  70. satan Says:

    puhleez tern awf yer CAPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPSSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS. C, I KAN TIPE IN CAPS TWO! sheesh.

  71. Bullcrap Says:

    I just got a message that said “DisabledErrorMessage 8/17/2006″ when I just tried to log in! WTF does that mean?! I just setup my account yesterday, and already Myspace is starting to p1ss me off. Not a good sign.

  72. Ashley Says:

    i’m sorry sir bullcrap (srry i’ve always wanted to call some one that and i got a chance and took it lol) but i’m not sure i only had mine for like a month and it got deleted but i’m sick right now my throught is swolen on the inside and idk what song to listen to or what to eat

  73. SeannnCC Says:

    An Error has occurred!!

    An error has occurred trying to send this message. Possible causes are:

    User has exceeded their daily useage.

  74. AfricaInfo Says:

    Yeah, I’m so tired of MySpace errors!

    I pushed for my first 1,000 friends over a two week period and then all I get are damn errors. WTF. Started posting bulletins and then started getting the error, “Bulletins are down.” Waste of %#*$& time. What a waste because it’s otherwise a great place to promote what you do!

    Hope this post doesn’t get an error message when I hit the Submit Comment bustton below. hahaha

  75. yourworstnightmare Says:

    im so tired of myspace having soooo many freaking errors!! i tried to log on today and it said mine was under routine maintenance….im starting to think that myspace is a total waste of time, and i just lost 10 hrs of my life that i’ll never get back….on myspace..

  76. Bullcrap Says:

    Hi Ashley! It’s Bullcrap again (which is exactly what these Myspace errors are)! Anyway, I’m getting the same message again!! I don’t understand how come some people never have problems and I’ve been getting them since the week I set up a page!

  77. MyspaceOnFire Says:

    Honestly sometimes i feel im in hell. Like my hell is me tryin to log into myspace. First site i ever had flopped and wouldnt save ANYTHING. now this one is always “Under Construction” or some **** like that. Tom needs to be shot. This place is crazy,i love this site. Im on the verge of hitting back to xanga. Im so tierd of error messages. Its a waste of talent.

  78. peter S Says:

    this is an error i got, “You can not access this page because we at myspace have serious problems” well dun MR NUTZ u av proved wot noobs th pobl at myspace r ;-)

  79. Leesa Says:

    This is so screwed up! I tore down my msn spaces live site because they went through changes and it messed up my site. I happily took everything I had there and moved it over to myspace.
    Not so happy now, am I?
    I cannot get on due to the message that they are doing routine maintenace to MY page on there. I didn’t ask them to clean the windows. Thank.
    I am royally pissed off! Aaaargh!

  80. jay Says:

    funny all these comments about something no one paid for. Honestly, I had to admit that I’m on myspace too, only because I felt like I was forced into it. I mean, how many conversations do you go through a day without someone throwing a myspace ad out there. I just got tired of it and made me one. I haven’t been able to get on for at least 3 days now cause it’s so slow and eventually found my way here. lol. Wow, my life sucks. Anyhoo.. have a good one..

  81. Jade Says:

    its funny that, when you click the name of someone who’s already posted a comment.. it takes you to their myspace! which is, once again, currently not working =]

  82. playdoh Says:

    you all mus be those people that check your myspaces like every half a second…i think you can deal with a few errors now and then…and deal with it..your lucky myspace is free…i bet half of you barely know how to make your own website…its a good thing that they are keeping maitenence and keeping the site clean and updated…just ******* deal with it..its not the end of the world…trust me..it i think you’ll live

  83. MySpace Says:

    Hey AZZHOLEZ! MySpace is a free social networking site….If you dont like it…**** OFF and fine some other social networking site!

  84. Ami Says:

    STOP IT. jesus you guys make me want to rip my hair out. STOP THE STEREOTYPING. not everyone who has a MySpace is a total junkie, checking it all the time. Not everyone who has a MySpace is glued to their computer and not socializing all day. gosh.

  85. some guy Says:

    Oh crap… myspace is turning into Windows now.
    Soon it’ll be getting blue screens :P
    Who thinks M$ and f0Xx will join forces to make the buggiest version of myspace yet?!?!??!?

    Really makes you wonder what News Corp and Co are doing with the servers every 24 hours…

    The internet is not a big truck. You don’t just dump something on there… It’s…it’s a series of tubes.” - Ted Stevens

    BTW: my name doesn’t link to a myspace since I don’t have one, but it does link to something else

  86. 420 = awesome Says:

    “STOP IT. jesus you guys make me want to rip my hair out. STOP THE STEREOTYPING. not everyone who has a MySpace is a total junkie, checking it all the time. Not everyone who has a MySpace is glued to their computer and not socializing all day. gosh.”

    You do realize most stereotypes are true right? Other wise they wouldn’t be stereotypes. Think of one stereotype that isn’t AT LEAST generally true. The point is most people check it whenever they get a chance, others use it from time to time, the idiots at my school actually say “LOL” and “JK” in conversation… and it seems most people register just to be with the “in” crowd, BUT THEY NEVER RETURN TO ADD/CHECK ANYTHING, so their profile just sits there.

  87. Justin Says:

    MySpace.com | Home The Web MySpace Help | SignUp
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    Already a member? Click Here to Log In

    JOIN MYSPACE HERE!
    Email Address:
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    Country:
    Prefecture
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    Gender: Female Male
    Date Of Birth:
    Allow others to see when it’s my birthday
    Preferred Site & Language:
    By checking the box you agree to the MySpace Terms of Service and Privacy Policy
    Verification:

    Please enter the text from the image above:

    Why Join MySpace?
    » Create a Custom Profile
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    MySpace understands that user privacy is the key to our success.

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    Please read our privacy policy.

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    gay everytime i sign in it says this and i cant see my page!

  88. Boo Says:

    I have gotten all the other errors before and they did’nt last long.
    Has anyone ever delt with this error…disablederrormessage 9/13/2006 ?

  89. BooThree Says:

    Yeah I got that one today.

  90. Luke Says:

    my myspace is just ruined beyond anything you have ever seen! my whole myspace ordeal has gone completely fruity! my profile can no longer send messages it’s been like it for months i don’t think their gonna fix it!

    even after the 50 messages i’ve sent them asking to do so and the same 5 retarded auto replies i get every time! the message says it’s sent but then doesnt acctually arrive in the other persons inbox! i’ve tried using 2 accounts, i can no longer send friends requests you can click on the same button a hundred times and it will just keep sending you round in loops!

    i can no loger log in directly! i have to type my email and password click log in then click the home button to stop my browser crashing the click the home button again to gain access to my profile!

    i wish i had pictures of some of the error messages ive had while posting comments! alf the screen dissappears and some really random text appears complaining something about that it could not gain access! recently my profile reverted back to a state when i first got the thing almost 6 months ago! with an about me section that i had for one day when i first got the profile!

    i have a band profile and that turned into a normal users profile with a normal edit menu which when changed didnt actually effect the page anyway! the amount of super completely retard thing myspace has done to me is just untold!

    most of the things ive said happen often if not everytime such as the log in process of the chapa text malfunctioning!

    why do i still use myspace? because i have to! it helps me gain traffic for my sites! arrgg! why does it have to be so painful! lol

    ok i got it out of my system just how much of a piss take myspace have had out of me!

    thanks for listening to me rant!

  91. pman Says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  92. Woohooo Says:

    Why don’t they just get rid of MySpace once and for all and put everyone out of their misery? And yeahh i agree with 420 = awesome…..”and it seems most people register just to be with the “in” crowd, BUT THEY NEVER RETURN TO ADD/CHECK ANYTHING, so their profile just sits there.”

  93. Anthony Says:

    yeah it wont let me send an e-mail to 1 person. the only person i ever e-mail. says an error occured while trying to process your request in red letters. but…..no it sucks.

  94. TOM Says:

    HYUJNKML

  95. Britt Says:

    Everyday there is another problem. This week has been a disaster……..Today it says that it is going through routine maintenance……Monday it wouldn’t add friends. I couldn’t send messages all week either….Routine Maintenance…..WTF??????? Next thing I know I will be banned.

  96. Tom Says:

    myspace.com will shut down eventually… but god-damn it, reading this site made me lose track of how much money I was counting! MYSPACE WHORES! That’ll put butts on your seats.

  97. Destroi Says:

    Burn in the fires of Hades Tom. Burn bad.

  98. Denise Says:

    Forums are currently disabled for special maintenance. They will be available again shortly.
    Sorry for the inconvenience. 10/6/2006

  99. J CHRIS Says:

    Hey, I can get In myspace, and everything works fine but I keep getting an error that reads:

    An error occurred while trying to process your request.

    eveytime I try to send a message to any of my fans, but if they send me one, I can reply to it fine, and everything else on my page works, but that.

    Do any of you guys know how to fix the problem?

  100. Candee Says:

    It’s obvious from some of the sarcastic responses here that these errors causing things like emails being lost are due to the site being hacked by inconsiderate jerks who don’t care about anyone outside of themselves.

  101. Johnny Says:

    It’s another day in MySpace hell!!! Can’t login … standard information-less message

    >Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

    >This error has been forwarded to MySpace’s technical group.

    Eventually, there will be another social networking site that will get it right and
    MySpace will be just another “dot.com” bust… all the wasted hours spent getting profiles,
    audio and video set up … 100 million users spending an hour a day online at MySpace… what
    a waste if they can’t make it work…

  102. Jennnnn Says:

    I couldn’t sign in for like 2 days. There are always errors on this site. I don’t get it. Why does this thing have to be so popular when the site is so badly designed and maintained? It’s stupid. I’m already over it.

  103. AmAnDa Says:

    umm yeah I have gotten a error but the weird thing is when my other half signs in they dont get the error so what the heck is up with this stupid I tell ya stupid but there are aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalot of people on myspace could be that !

  104. MyspaceSucks Says:

    Myspace sucks so bad! I finally found a social site that works 99.9% of the time so I’m done with myspace. You guys should check out Zoints (http://zoints.com). Zoints is so easy to use, the coding is solid, all media is disabled from autoplay so it doesn’t bombard you with sound and video, you can include a blog, discussion forums, and photo gallery. It basically is 10x better than anything else out there. Check it out if you haven’t already, and come say hi to me at my profile page…http://keep-music-alive.zoints.com :)

  105. gnome Says:

    Myspace is a teenybopping twat of a excuse for friendships.

    “thanks for the add” :p… gay ****!

    If you have nadda friends in the ‘real’ world, then signing up to myspace is a social disaster! do not do it. fake plastik little cutiepies talking dribble.

    thx 4 da add *****!

  106. WTF,mate? Says:

    UGH. i am so fxcking sick of myspace. EVERYTIME i try to log in, it gives me that dumbass ‘unexpected error’ thing. the only reason i’m still there is because it’s currently the only way i can keep up with really close friends i’ve met on there.BLEH. & everyone else can log in currently BUT me. mhm. so then i go to MESSAGE Tom about this fxcking error, it says the damned error AGAIN.

  107. alexandra Says:

    ok so this stupid thing says sorry an unaccepted myspace error has occured i wait 30 minutes dumb **** still says that!!ugh whateverz i hate ut errrrrr

  108. ILEEN Says:

    HEY MUTHAFUCKAZZZ……….YEA NEWHO MY FRIEND SHE ****** TUREND INTO A MEAN-O ****** **** ON MYSPACE YEA WHAT A LOSER BUT ITS STILL GOOD ; )!!!!

  109. Boxtop Says:

    Seriously, we need to get rid of the Internet. ILEEN’s enough reason for that.

  110. MANDYCAT Says:

    Boxtop I finally agree with you!
    omg ILEEN.

  111. Boxtop Says:

    You’re another reason.

  112. MANDYCAT Says:

    LOL!
    Why are you here on this website when you worked so hard on your
    pointless website.
    what a clod!

  113. The MySpace Unexpected Error Page Says:

    Sorry!

  114. Tesra Says:

    Well hell. It’s been a month since the “unexpected error” came up for me and it is continuous. I still can’t change crap on myspace. I get a reply that had nothing to do with the problem. So I re-worded my message, and sent it again. They replied by saying that it is an ongoing problem they are working on and to “be patient”. HAHA. NO, I have been f*ckin’ nice about it, now I give up. THIS CRAP SUCKS! If it weren’t for staying in touch with friends long distance, I’d burn my myspace! So since I can’t dump it, I guess I will never get to change it, IT’s FROZEN all crappyfied now, and all I can do is get comments. OH YEAH. Like hell. Crapolla.
    Hope ya’ll have it better than me on “NO-SPACE”

    BB, Tesra

  115. nat Says:

    LMAO!! OH MY ******* GOD!!!

    i hate myspace becuase of freaken errors but i still love it because its so dam addictive!!

    hilarious error messages. good job collecting them, must of taken a while.

    NAT

  116. SydDys Says:

    I just cant believe how stupid myspace is. i have the right to assume that myspace is “just temporarily abandoned by us the people who run this thingamajiggerr on this here website” bull**** that just pisses everyone off cause they always go back every 15 minutes to see if it works again. i think that myspace has infected soo many people recently that it has collapsed into itself and now operates itself through disease alone. creepy **** if you ask me.

    lets just kick them is the butt shall we?

  117. Waffler Says:

    “The coldfusion error” is actually an Asp.net error :)

  118. Declan Says:

    i dont get messages anymore it just tells me i need to login every time i go to a new page

  119. Jan Says:

    I’ve been on My-Space for less than a month and I’ve already had god knows how many error messages
    ( which I was tolerating) UNTILL 2 days ago when My-Space decided that I was being too polite by replying to all messages and now I can’t reply to jack

    I can’t send or reply to messages anymore - They appear to go through as normal ( no error messages appear - which is even more infuriating - coz it took me a while to even realise their was a problem) but no messages are actually sent

    Totally frustrating

    wwww.myspace.com/janwiell

    wwww.myspace.com/janwiell

  120. Jew Nazi Says:

    Hey dickwads… we already know that it’s an ASP problem and not a coldfusion problem. And it’s because something is pointing to a server side control that isn’t there or is unaccessable. DUH! lolerz!!!1!

  121. dr. rosenblat Says:

    yeah dood, total lolerz.

    Myspace is teh ghey.

  122. Matt Says:

    im adding on to your error messages theres way more when you try to sign up
    i have an account already but i got a smaller email adress and all that i wanted to use but Ive seen
    3 error messages so far
    Breaking i get this oen the most
    errormessage30
    errormessage10
    wonder why i cant signup this time?

  123. Roxanne Says:

    I don’t get this.Myspace works completely fine for me,and it’s a good place to talk to friends.But I don’t use it that often,but when i click a link for a myspace page or something,it’s there…just like that.People do send harrassing messages there,but all you have to do is block that person.Problem solved.Well maybe it’s just my internet.It’s faster than most.So maybe that’s it.But more than one person has fast internet.My brother does too in his apartment.His myspace is reallygood for him and me too.So i don’t get this “myspace sucks” thing.

  124. Zemy101 Says:

    Hey um ive been trying to get an account with them for over 5 months now. An its not letting me sign up.

    Before Jan 2007 i would try every week to fill out the form on the first page. Ok all the information is correct. When i click the button to go to the next step, it just refers me back to the first page and says:
    “There was an error processing your request, please try again”

    Well i tried and tried and tried again, the same thing for 5 months.
    Then yesterday i try. Ok so their new years resolution was to put the “type the number code below” thing on a seperate page. so i copy the code and hope for the best. I press enter on the keyboard.

    And i can already see the first page loading again. But this time with a whole new and revolutionary error message:

    “breaking”

    Nothing else. Thats their explanation. No punctuation. Nothing.
    So thats whats new in 2007 people, and its dissapointng.
    If anyone has any idea of how to fix this problem, please post your reply. Please help!

  125. Rich Says:

    When I try to send emails, I keep getting an error message everytime and they wont go through? If I click on my recieved messages to reply, they go through fine, anyone know this problem or solution? The message that comes up is “An Error Occurred While Trying To Process Your Request,” after every email I attempt to send on MySpace, unless it is a message in my inbox that I reply to? Anyone who can help me out here, I would be infinitely and greatly appreciative! This wasn’t happening to me yesterday or before? Take care and all the best with this crap…

  126. Lynn. Says:

    “The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings.”

    LAME.
    I haven’t been able to access the myspace home page.

  127. Chosenfro68 Says:

    Everytime I try to log in, it says “You must be logged in to do that”. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LOGGED IN TO LOG IN?! Myspace sucks.

  128. naynay Says:

    ok seriously, i think you all need lives, i’ve had a problem with myspace 1 maybe 2 times and i’ve had it for about 2 years. maybe its just cuz i dont revolve my life around myspace. really people, if myspace is having problems and you can’t go on for and hour and you get pissed off
    YOU…..NEED…..A………LIFE.
    seriously

  129. That guy Says:

    If you are having issues with you MySpace profile why don’t you just let “Tom” know at www.LetTomKnow.com

    Later yall,

  130. moo moo Says:

    yup finally come across the undergoing routine maintance thingy - thought some one was hacking my page - whats it all about!!!!!!!!!!!!

  131. Deon Says:

    YOU bring YOUR smile…I will bring THE PARTY !!

  132. PEdos Says:

    Argh tis a big pisser on my day is yes

  133. Leonardo Says:

    Hello, everytime i try to sign up in MySpace it appears a page saying SERVER ERROR IN “/” APPLICATION… Can anyone tell me please, what should i do? myspace.com/elangelexterminador

  134. Anthony Says:

    I’m getting the exact same message, did you find a solution yet?

    Anthony

  135. Anthony Says:

    I’m getting the:

    SERVER ERROR IN “/” APPLICATION

    message, has anyone figured out what to do about this?
    Myspace won’t get back to me.

    Anthony - meltingman@sympatico.ca

  136. Dr. Rosenblat Says:

    “has anyone figured out what to do about this?”

    Yeah, depending on what type of operating system you are running:

    For Windows users 2k/ME/XP/Vista: Buy a prostitue and crap on her chest. That should resolve those server errors.

    For MAC users: I think you have to steal a homeless guy’s shoes or something.

    All other operating systems: Eat the corpse of a dead rodent, vomit into a sealable envelope, apply proper postage, and mail it to your grandparents.

    Other than that you can always try emailing Tom with offers to let him pound your butt in exchange for his secret code that eliminates any and all possible MySpace errors.

    Good luck fellow MySpacians!

  137. A Says:

    HEY HO! i get the server error page whenever i try to log on…i can view myspace but cant see anyones pics/ comments ect…….i could live with that if i could log on…..its been a week now and its driving me mad.i have to go to internet cafs to log on? its bollocks……i have a mac which are pretty much virus free so whats goin on? A

  138. A Says:

    by the way, Dr Rosenblat, i stole the homeless guys shoes and still no joy. i dont think youre a real doctor at all

  139. Dr. Rosenblat Says:

    Well that makes you a theif AND an idiot.

  140. im a dj Says:

    doode i have a music myspace and im a dj. but my plays have been increasing by a WHOLE lot in the past 2 weeks getting over 200 - 400 plays a day and i think thats why my myspace is down right now..i hope they dont change anything or else ill hunt those ******* down

  141. anna Says:

    man this errors are freaking me out i get tried i hate errors …….

  142. Ajoy Says:

    I have been getting the Server Error in ‘/’ Application error for four days! I can’t get in touch with anyone at My Space “Customer Care” (yeah right!) to help me. Not even a response. What kind of customer care is that?!

    I’m gonna just call the media line (the only phone number available) continuously. Maybe they’ll get sick of me calling and possibly provide some customer service. Free or not, if you provice a service and people subscribe to that service you should live up to what you claim to provide! It’s because we use myspace, for free, that myspace makes money from sponsors!

    You’re right Myspace Sucks!

  143. Cynikal Says:

    Check this, I’m a Myspace musician, and they changed my account into a normal profile for no reason. So I lost EVERYTHING.. Nice one!!!!!!!

  144. Megan Says:

    Everytime I log into My Myspace , it loggs me in and as soon as it gets to my home page an error message pops up and kicks me out of the whole internet..This is pissin me off big time..motha ****** **** yo

  145. Liam Says:

    i can’t even get on the myspace homepage today!!
    myspace knows just how to tick me off

  146. christy Says:

    I am under the impreaaion that “myspace” is ran by 2 mentally challenged 114 year old pre historic cro magna men who have never in life seen a computer….tom is the devil and we are his minions….ughhhh…why isnt it working….i will die without it!!!

  147. cara Says:

    ummmm I thought this site was really entertaining? My bad I guess. lol If people don’t like this site, than why are *they* on it, I wonder:D well anyways I have my own little error, of sorts…I think=) Everytime I log on, the url changes to http://myspace.com/Modules/Splash/Pages/Index.aspx aaand…thats it, just takes me back to the sign in page with that as the url? weird eh?

  148. marcus Says:

    MYSPACE ERRORS MAKE ME SSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ****** PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I could slap a baby!!!!!

  149. indiarose Says:

    myspace errors aren’t as bad as not being able to sign in.
    i write in my email and password, when the password is correct and i press sign in, it just loads me back onto that page again.
    i don’t know if that is my internet or what, but if someone can help: roseyy@hotmail.co.uk
    it’s actually driving me insane.

  150. kayceee Says:

    i have emailed myspace about haveing the wrong amount of Friend and the wrong number of groups and i keep geting Hello,

    That issue is currently being resolved. Please be patient.

    If this does not address your issue completely, please press “Reply” and provide any additional information you feel is relevant.

    For the most up to date messages about MySpace, subscribe to the MySpace Help blog! You get updates almost every day! Go here to subscribe.

    www.myspace.com/myspacehelp

    Thank you,
    MySpace.com

    I been emailing them since like july and keep geting the above email from them

  151. Bekki Says:

    Another day, another Myspace error (the “coldfusion error” apparently). I’ve been trying since 10 a.m. to get on. It’s now after 2 p.m. and it’s still down (yes, I’ve done other things during that time. I’m not sitting her refreshing it every two seconds. I’m not a junkie, I just want to talk to my friends who, for some reason, won’t go to any other decent site). If Myspace was an actual business, it would have crashed and burned by now. No one in the real world would put up with how horribly they run their “business.” Instead, we all keep going back there and taking the constant errors and crashes.

    I’ve never been to a site with this many problems. Not even Gaia. I mean, literally weekly I have a problem. The site won’t load, I can’t read messages, bulletins don’t post, comments are lost to the abyss, I try to login and I’m just brought back to the homepage. It’s a load of crap.

  152. Sean Says:

    Myspace gave me one of these
    http://meisterplanet.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/test-pattern.jpg

  153. elizabeth Says:

    wtf? why does it always say ‘going under routine maintenece’ when does it come back? the next day or sumtin? cuz i was on at like 5AM cuz i was bored and now its 6AM and it still says it and i cant log on!

  154. abs Says:

    It’s not myspace, it’s your computer. Get a better computer or a faster connection.

  155. Rocky BalboaConstrictor Says:

    Hey, just visited your Blog and I’m fairly impressed with your attention to detail. If I recall correctly, I have received errors from myspace that actually reveal the coldfusion code to me lolooolol myspace is lame

  156. riight Says:

    Hey guys.

    I am new in here tho.

    I checked out how this myspace works. well so far so good. Only one thing ..
    I have never laughed that much of a website which suppose to work. MAYBE IT IS A REASON FOR IT.

    YOU ou get what you are NOT paying for, but then again. if we all payed for it would it be better ? (I DON’T THINK SO)
    It’s about the people who make it. AND HOW YOU DO IT. A SERVER IS STUPID. IT DOES ONLY WHAT YOU COMMAND IT TO DO. I do support Tom and i support you all in here. tom is doing a great job but he need help, (we all need help once in a while.)
    Thank you for drooping by this site.

  157. Dr. Rosenblat Says:

    /\/\ Single funniest post ever.

  158. Christopher Says:

    Just goes to show : 4 out of 3 myspace.com workers have problems with fractions! -^- ~~
    -__-…

  159. MySpace Says:

    For ***** and giggles, this morning I attempted to log in to an old “dummy” MySpace account I made so I could mess with idiots (my real myspace long-deleted). Note the word “attempted”. When I typed in my username and password, then hit enter, I came face to face with a cosmic contradiction the Evil Red Bar saying “You Must Be Logged-In to do That!” (I remember when it was orange..?).

    So I must be logged-in to log in?

    ONLY MySpace… only MySpace…

  160. Deb Says:

    I have HAD IT with myspace…geez!!!!!!!!!!!! Just loggin in is a dam pain in the backside sometimes………don’t even bother trying to actually do anything in there…’cos it won’t work anyway.

    I really, really love the constant freezing up - NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

    Get it together myspace ‘cos I am ready to quit you otherwise…….

  161. myspaceaddict Says:

    okie dokie i keep getting this message,,,

    Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
    The function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly.

    We are making some minor changes to this section so please bear with us until we can get it back online.

    Please do NOT email me about this. Just wait it out. Feb 24, 2008 -Tom

    About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Advertise | MySpace International | MySpace Latino

    ©2003-2008 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.

  162. adam smith Says:

    Every night it seems for the last few weeks at about 10 pm most of the myspace site goes down without any message till the next morning. Who ever thought a social networking site would only be open during business hours?

  163. Ani Says:

    I got a good laugh out of these :) I Just received a “Routine Maintenance” message and thought I’d find out what it was about, then I landed on this page! I want to post this as a bulletin, hehe ;)

  164. Ani Says:

    P.S. Here is a new one for you:

    The function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly.

    We are making some minor changes to this section so please bear with us until we can get it back online.

    Please do NOT email me about this. Just wait it out. Mar 10, 2008 -Tom

    This is the message I got when trying to log in to my own account after trying to check it and receiving the “Routine Maintenance” message

  165. CJP Says:

    My whole entire MySpace is screwed up. Not my profile, but my “home” page. I’m already in a crappy mood, and this only makes it worse. I hate you, Tom. You do this on purpose.

    It’s messed up on FireFox and Internet Explorer. I seriously could cry.

  166. Ripper Says:

    I got the newest and most unique and rare error. My music player dont even reset back to 0 from sense around April 25th. Also, I cant post comments from sense April 26th. My page is still thinking it’s April 26th, but the date keeps updating.

    When I post a comment it says, “you’ve made too many posts today” Anybody else with this? Been like this from then till now and will be there tomorrow.

  167. kokor Says:

    Music Profiles Edit is Temporarily Disabled for routine maitenance. Please check back in an hour

    I receive this bollix when i try to edit my profile. I am checking it back all the time and finally the hour is one day!!!

  168. mackenzie Says:

    myspace is a mother ****** filled with damn error reports and gets everyone pissed like me everytime i try to sign in to the damn thing it alwasy says SERVER IS TOO BUSY, will it’s damn technical group needs to get their *** on this **** so i can have a god damn smile om my face when i sit infront of this god damn computer!!!

  169. mackenzie Says:

    myspace is a mother ****** filled with damn error reports and gets everyone pissed like me everytime i try to sign in to the damn thing it alwasy says SERVER IS TOO BUSY, will it’s damn technical group needs to get their *** on this **** so i can have a god damn smile om my face when i sit infront of this god damn computer!!!

  170. Ryan. Says:

    **mehow Says:
    “ur website is lame and gay. nobody cares about gay myspaces. we see them everyday and don’t need someone telling us their opinion. if you really want a crappy myspace, post urs.”

    DUDE,
    you totally contradicted urself in posting that lame *** comment.
    noif you don’t “need someone telling you their opinion” of myspace…
    then don’t give your opinion back.

    **** people are pissy ******** =P

  171. Ryan. Says:

    **mehow Says:
    “ur website is lame and gay. nobody cares about gay myspaces. we see them everyday and don’t need someone telling us their opinion. if you really want a crappy myspace, post urs.”

    DUDE,
    you totally contradicted urself in posting that lame *** comment.
    noif you don’t “need someone telling you their opinion” of myspace…
    then don’t give your opinion back.

    **** people are pissy ******** =P

  172. Ryan Says:

    I got a neww one:]

    http://i36.tinypic.com/htw8sz.jpg

  173. Melissa Says:

    Hi, I am a total myspace addict, and I have seen every single of thos blasted error messages! In fact, I can’t log into the **cking site right now! I get “we’re sorry, an unexpected error has occured” when I click on “login”. This has been going on since last **cking night! I am soooo pissed! I thought that it was happening last night, cuz all the chowhounds were on line at the same time and it was just clogging up the system, but I guess not. Tom is so **cking lazy! He never fixes anything on there, that isn’t working. He’s too busy fixing stuff that’s not broke! He changes things around that don’t even need to be changed, and then when he does that, it **cks up the rest of the system. He needs to stop making improvements for a while and focus on all those damned error messages we keep getting. When he’s fixed all that **it, then, and only then, should he be able to move on to bigger and better things, like giving us playlists and mood swing capabilities on there! **CK YOU TOM!! YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK! Is there any way we can impeach Tom or something? I think I could do a much better job running myspace than he ever could.

  174. Melissa Says:

    You know what? I am sick and tired of hearing stupid people giving me the “Myspace is free” speech, so you shouldn’t be complaining. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, SHUT THE **CK UP!! I use it, and I have every **cking right to complain about what a blasted piece of crap it is! If you’re gonna make a website, make it work damnit! Don’t creat some lame piece of **it that keeps crapping out. It’s pointless to even consider keeping something like that running, if you don’t know how to maintain it. You wouldn’t go out and buy a **cking car that keeps breaking down every other day would you? DUH!

  175. Keith Henline Says:

    MySpace is a piece of ****! The software allows tons of viruses into your computer and if that’s not reason enough to stop using it then read on. They do not allow you to complain or report errors, or sure you can try, but it will come up with an error message and reject you one more time! The software is full of errors and breaking down more than internet explore…. Good luck

  176. Emily Says:

    Hey anyone been getting this message when trying to go to myspace? It says DNS error can not find server. Its been happening all f-ing day and it happened a few times this week as well! It f-ing pisses me off cause 2 of my friends sent me messages that i can not ******* read. And thats another thing why won’t the full message just come up in your email like it does on facebook? Stupid ******* myspace has to be a piece of **** all the god damn time

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