The Worst of MySpace*

Check out this a**hole. Just ripped the page from my site, images and all. I don’t know what the point is (probably trying to steal some Google ranking), but those images are all about to all get replaced with gay porn.

After seeing this, I really do now believe that The Terrorists™ are behind an evil plot to use MySpace to drive Americans MOTHER F**KING CRAZY. I mean, people have to really try hard to be this terrible.

I think it’s pretty widely accepted that goth strippers + strange horse obsessions = AWESOME. Oh, look, here is just what I was looking for!

Ever since Hustle and Flow came out, every tool that can afford a 1982 Casio keyboard and a Fisher-Price tape recorder seems to think he can make rap music. Well, I’ve got news for you: You can’t.

I guess writing CA$H FLOW on your mostly-exposed posterior doesn’t clash with Christian ideals anymore.