Daily Worst: Miss Lala
Damn, I know! Where has The Worst been? What an a-hole! Being all funny and sh*t, and then - poof - gone like Kaiser Soze. Well, I have a lot of really lame excuses, but the best one is that my hands are all busted up. The doc told me not to do anything with my hands for a couple days. No joke. I’m actually in excruciating, mind-numbing pain right now, but I’m typing this using a pencil in my mouth because I love you.
No, not you.
YOU. Over there. Yeah, you. I love YOU.
Moron.
So, without further ado, today’s abbreviated Worst is Miss Lala (thanks to Truc, the hottest Asian in pajamas).
No no no no no no no no no
Why, God?
Ok, look: I’m all about the post-party orgy on some random person’s dirty carpet. It’s fun, you’re drunk, it doesn’t really count as cheating AND you’re giving your immune system a great test. But forever tainted are my fantasies after witnessing the skin-and-mascara mess this chick so proudly advertises on her page. I’m glad I stole one of of those airsick baggies from my flight the other day because I don’t think I can make it to the toilet.
More like Erykah Bad-EW (Ha ha! Get it?)
I love trying to read light pink text over a terrible background image - especially when it’s an amateurish sketch of Erykah Badu in some white 80’s-style mom jeans that give her that hot, saggy-ass look. Flattering! And what on God’s green Earth is hanging out of her ass? Was she just sitting on a pile of rags and something got stuck up in there? Or is that just the new hotness from Milan? Project Runway contestants: take note!
Gallery of Skank
Miss Lala’s photos really say it all. Give them a look-see.
Conclusions and Suggestions
If anyone wants to buy me a really nice chainsaw to amputate my hands with, I will be eternally grateful. Barring that, I will totally settle for some hot Hooker action.
As for, Miss Lala … well, draw your own conclusions. I’m sick of typing.
March 2nd, 2006 at 1:53 pm
I think i almost puked.
she tries too hard
and might be an alchoholic!
YAY SKANKY ALCHOHOLICS!
March 2nd, 2006 at 1:56 pm
I’m so glad you’re back! I made you a jello mold of a nasty Asian hooker, what a coincidence. This girl is tragic!
March 3rd, 2006 at 2:44 pm
I love how her page is on “the worst of myspace” and she’s a fashion student
March 6th, 2006 at 2:34 am
Yea, total *****, Its kool though. She will die a nice lonely death when she gains the perk of the Aquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (or AIDS for the dumbasses who didnt get it).
March 7th, 2006 at 5:36 am
Fuckall cool about anybody dying of AIDS *******.
April 3rd, 2006 at 1:58 pm
She’s sincve changed her profile to the MySpace BLACK!!! Why is it that every fecker has a black background for their profile?! Did some state declare a law or something that I don’t know about?
Oh and some utter scumbag has posted an embedded WMV in a comment which autostarts, these are near impossible to find (although easier for me to find than the MySpace music player at times D’Oh!) I’ll admit that I do have a Myspace and if someone posted crap like that to it… then I would most certainly blcok them. Honestly, people like that have only one redeeming feature… that being the pleasant thoughts I have involving their ears, Milton’s stapler and the front door of 10 Downing Street.
May 7th, 2006 at 12:11 am
So what you are saying is that she and everyone in her top 8 has AIDS?
… Tom is in her top 8
… UH OH…
Tooooooom!!! Noooooooo!!!
May 7th, 2006 at 12:45 am
Everyone has AIDS. Didn’t you see Rent?
May 19th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
There is actually a pretty awesome looking dress she claims to have made in her pics now. I think the most annoying thing *on the face of the earth* is when people type “lol” at the end of every sentence. Like, she has a picture caption that says “I see light lol”…I think that people type “lol” at the ends of sentences because they are confused and think that lol is what you end a sentence with instead of a period. Otherwise, people must be really drunk because they laugh out loud at every boring, banal sentence that comes out of their own mouths.
May 19th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
Above, I meant to say “that comes out of their own mouth.” I’m not that grammatically challenged.
May 22nd, 2006 at 6:04 am
You mean “I’m not that grammatically challenged lol”?
May 24th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Of course lol!
May 25th, 2006 at 11:36 am
i knew it lol
June 7th, 2006 at 6:32 am
God dammit! I hate stupid asian *****!Thanks B!tch for bringing back “me so horny” and “me ruv you rong rong time sairol” …. she looks likes a cheap hooker from some port in the Philippines.
June 27th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
What’s wrong with a black background, GeoNorth? I, for one, find light backgrounds to be very painful to read because it’s akin to a giant lightbulb. Don’t believe me? Try turning off all the lights at night.
June 28th, 2006 at 11:39 am
“Try turning off all the lights at night.”
Now there is a ******* noble idea. Eureka!
I might try it one day if i can work up the balls.