Daily Worst: Rak$
Today, I want you to join me in indulging in one of my most favorite paradoxes ever: slutty Christian chicks. Rak$ appears to be a professional rap Ass Girl AND a devout Christian at the same time. I guess writing CA$H FLOW on your mostly-exposed posterior doesn’t clash with Christian ideals anymore.
And this is why I love religion, because pretty much anything goes! People will always find a way to justify all the bad things they do in the eyes of God, whether it’s killing, raping, bestiality, eating of monkey brains, farting, sex, public nudity, basketball, showers, birthday parties, eating, television, driving, spanking, jihad, skinning a man alive and basting his flesh in fine brandy, gun play, sword play, play, reading, killing, conversation or smiling.
All bad, yet all justified somehow.
Yes, I know this post should be filled with tons of bad ass puns like, “Looks like she’s using all of her ASSets! HAR HAR!” but I just woke up and my Funny doesn’t work until I’ve had about 12 cups of coffee. I’m leaving the funny up to you guys today: post comments.
But don’t forget, her profile states:
only god can judge me
That really limits your options, but like my Homie Tim Gunn says, “Make it work!”
Update: Booo! She set her profile to private mode. The world is better off now, but don’t forget we make a snapshot!
Update: Yaaay! Thanks to Google, you can view a full page snapshot of Rak$ profile!