Sweet pink burning Jesus, that is one ugly dude!
Archive for April, 2006
Kid, you’re lucky Tony Soprano seems to have a soft spot for gays. Otherwise, I’m sure he would slap your pouty, glistening little boy-chops right off your face and into a big-ass pot of spaghetti.
I’ve been neglecting an important genre of bad profiles on MySpace, mostly because I don’t know how to handle them. I’m talking about just plain ricockulous profiles.
We got us a fanatical Jesus cowboy, complete with enough flashing Jesus trinkets to buy the better part of a continent from some stupid indigenous heathens!
April Fool’s, suckers.