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The Worst of MySpace*

Disasters of social networking


Daily Worst: Mr. Papageorgio

[STFU. I’ve been on a two-week booze binge.]

I’ve been neglecting an important genre of bad profiles on MySpace, mostly because I don’t know how to handle them. I’m talking about just plain ricockulous profiles.

These are usually characterized by an intentional shock and awe campaign against those perfectly innocent aqueous-humor-filled spheres in your head: your eyeballs.

In most cases, someone who deliberately tries to ruin my eyes gets their name posted at the top level on my List of People to Kill. But I can cut these guys a break because I have a deep erotic love for satire and parody (maybe you noticed).

Thus, I give you Mr. Papageorgio.

I’ve seen that kooky biker guy around the Internets for a few years, but to take his freaky-sock-wearing ass and weave it into a background image is a work of horrific beauty and genius.

I have a special affinity for the rockin’ Journey song, too: it was playing as the “Get the f*ck out” music at a bar the other night as I made out with a 49-year-old divorcee reliving the wild youth she never had.

Now, Don’t Stop Believin’ will forever take me back to that moment, with that sweet cougar in my arms, her fuzzy little moustache against mine, breaking our long kiss only so she could mouth “Everybody wants a thrill” before diving back at my engorged tonsils.

Oooh. Who else is horny?

Analysis

Asian people are funny.

29 Responses to “Daily Worst: Mr. Papageorgio”

  1. GeoNorth Says:

    This is absolutely appalling but strangely compelling. The video’s naff but in an enjoyable way and you can still read the text over that… you actually want to go and read the comments… and then hack out your eyeballs with rusty spoons after reading said comments… can he do ANYTHING other than twoc pictures and embed videos from elsewhere… Have something to SAY ffs!

  2. Dr. Rosenblat Says:

    wow, an obvious attempt at failed myspace comedy. The only thing remotely funny about his page is that i can just picture the author chuckling to himself and having just a jolly ol’ time putting that design together thinking it will be, like, soooo funny, omgz! Congrats buddy, you are your own biggest fan. I mean, did you see the picture of the dude with the regular sized body and small head?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OMG!!! Thats totally NOT how normal people look, HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  3. Utterly-NutZ Says:

    Ok those green tights & the striped socks made me spit my tea on my boobies, talk about hot titties.

    Lovely…not

  4. Dr. Rosenblat Says:

    what a coincidence, i happen to love hot titties! Maybe we should….you know…go out some time, for, like, a root beer or something. After which i will give you a long sensual massage with melted butter.

  5. BinxC Says:

    MISOHONI!
    MILUVULONGGGTIME.

    You never seize to amaze me, Worst.

  6. Christina Says:

    I must disagree with you. This guy is awesomely tacky, and I love it!!!

  7. XENU Says:

    damn, tough crowd

  8. Utterly-NutZ Says:

    Oh goodie, root bear, then I can turn you on belching the alphabet as you melt butter and test it’s temperature on your…..

  9. Utterly-NutZ Says:

    root bear? make that beer, eesh… Must have been the hot butter thoughts, yeah, that’s it

  10. Posiden Says:

    Xenu, Me & the rest of the Universal Council need to have a little sit down with you. Tom Cruise flipped and told us about all the money youve been holding out on us. You might wanna think about coming clean before you get clipped.

  11. Dr. Rosenblat Says:

    Beer it is then you sly little temptress, let us quench our thirst as i dazzle you with clever banter.

  12. Utterly-NutZ Says:

    Will your banter get more clever the more I drink? Or is that the more you drink? Whip cream anyone…….

  13. Mr. Nutz Says:

    Would you two **** already?

  14. Utterly-NutZ Says:

    Hey now, don’t kill the foreplay! *belch*

  15. Dr. Rosenblat Says:

    i dont f*ck, i make sweet, sweet, bitter love. Then I cry…..er….i mean, polish my motorcycle……..F*CK!

  16. Zeus Says:

    You have 48 hours to respond Xenu.

  17. Utterly-NutZ Says:

    Or what zeus, will you font xenu to death? hehe
    Now where was I, oh yes, c’mere Dr. let me check your……pulse…

  18. Jebus Says:

    When a man falls down that pipe, does he fill like a ****?

  19. Dr. Rosenblat Says:

    ….apparently my pulse can be found on my taint.

  20. katrina Says:

    That background is too much. I feel like I’m about to have a seizure!
    I wasn’t able to send you guys emails about profiles so I guess I’ll post them here.
    This one has a horrible background

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=15974979

  21. Utterly-NutZ Says:

    Now now, pulses shall only be ever checked above the waist. Besides that, my man in the boat doesn’t paddle to camp lickachick.

    Anywho, where can I find me a pair of them sexy socks, preferably the ones with the seperate toes in ‘em!

  22. Lawrie Says:

    Well I found it funny…

  23. Uh... Says:

    Who the HELL is the guy in the background?

  24. april Says:

    hey funky a** people how r u 2day me jus fine w/ out u in the f*cking thing so b my guest and go f*ck ur self B***h

  25. richard Says:

    ok, so someone tell poseidon he mispelled poseidon.

  26. rockgirl5455 Says:

    Okay, she stretched her site (which is bad enough), but now you can’t read anything to the left of your screen. Good thing I don’t really want to.

  27. rockgirl5455 Says:

    By the way, I was talking about the link someone posted to some chick’s site, just in case you were wondering.

  28. altex “internetiturundus” marketing blog » Socks, socks and more socks Says:

    […] and hey Morten and Chris . I think maybe I found a potential customer for you, Mr Papageorgio ! […]

  29. Patrick Says:

    Papageorio is just ******* with us. Oh wait, this is MySpace!

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