Comments on: Daily Worst: Sexy Lexy xx http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/ Disasters of social networking Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:42:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Utemnmempem http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-59602 Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:34:55 +0000 http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-59602 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> by: AltaGid http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-21044 Mon, 20 Aug 2007 22:22:42 +0000 http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-21044 Hello! Help solve the problem. Very often try to enter the site, but says that the password is not correct. Regrettably use of remembering. Give like to be? Thank you! Hello! Help solve the problem.
Very often try to enter the site, but says that the password is not correct.
Regrettably use of remembering. Give like to be?
Thank you!

]]> by: Sarah http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-8417 Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:25:36 +0000 http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-8417 Ashley,you're right. Ashley,you’re right.

]]> by: GABRIEL http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-5288 Wed, 15 Nov 2006 23:30:41 +0000 http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-5288 Im blind now. Im blind now.

]]> by: Danielle http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-3787 Wed, 18 Oct 2006 00:32:06 +0000 http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-3787 His eyes...Dear Lord his eyes...They're YELLOW His eyes…Dear Lord his eyes…They’re YELLOW

]]> by: Ashley http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-3258 Mon, 18 Sep 2006 19:13:56 +0000 http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-3258 It is wrong to be gay/lesbian!!!!! It is an abomination towards GOD and it is so wrong!! I do not care if you leave me nasty comments as well but all I am saying is when Satan torments you with your worst nightmares don't come cryin to the LORD because you have brought this upon yourselves. GOD loves all of you all and this is how you repay HIM. By doin something that satan as commanded. Trust me whatever satan says he will do for you to make your life pleasurable, he is so wrong. When GOD comes back, what are you goin to do? Laugh at HIM in the face. I do not think so you will be beggin HIM to take you with HIM and HE won't because of the way you all act. You all need to get saved?!!!! It is wrong to be gay/*******!!!!! It is an abomination towards GOD and it is so wrong!! I do not care if you leave me nasty comments as well but all I am saying is when Satan torments you with your worst nightmares don’t come cryin to the LORD because you have brought this upon yourselves. GOD loves all of you all and this is how you repay HIM. By doin something that satan as commanded. Trust me whatever satan says he will do for you to make your life pleasurable, he is so wrong. When GOD comes back, what are you goin to do? Laugh at HIM in the face. I do not think so you will be beggin HIM to take you with HIM and HE won’t because of the way you all act. You all need to get saved?!!!!

]]> by: No one http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-1718 Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:17:30 +0000 http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-1718 Eeeshh! If that guy has a fetish fine, but to display so flagrantly on his myspace his lack of talent with makeup and his ability to make himself look atrocious?? And he seems to go to a lot of trouble to emphasize how NOT GAY!!! He is. Is he trying to convince his readers or himself? Someone really needs to tell him how not to use makeup!! Eeeshh! If that guy has a fetish fine, but to display so flagrantly on his myspace his lack of talent with makeup and his ability to make himself look atrocious?? And he seems to go to a lot of trouble to emphasize how NOT GAY!!! He is. Is he trying to convince his readers or himself?
Someone really needs to tell him how not to use makeup!!

]]> by: senor fatso http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-1172 Tue, 06 Jun 2006 14:41:39 +0000 http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-1172 the freaky is there used to be boy at my school we called sexy lexy. makes you think....... the freaky is there used to be boy at my school we called sexy lexy. makes you think…….

]]> by: richard http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-1055 Wed, 31 May 2006 21:18:22 +0000 http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-1055 dr rosenblat rules dr rosenblat rules

]]> by: Andy http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-663 Sat, 13 May 2006 17:09:41 +0000 http://worstofmyspace.com/2006/04/21/sexy-lexy/#comment-663 Oh My Gawd..That is the worst photo ever! Oh My Gawd..That is the worst photo ever!

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