Daily Worst: Chuck
Why do all guys from the Midwest look like Chuck to me (thanks Joe)? Why the little sexually frustrated moustache? I thought that was only for cops.
Why the shirtless angel wings photo? Secretly gay, throwing up a sign?
Why do these dudes always have ass and t*ts all over their page? (Cuz that’s wut sum good red-bludded ‘Mericans like!)
Why are people so proud of being dumb?
Books: does it got pictures lol
Did you know there’s a woman on your Top 8 posing in front of a fake NYC backdrop for her Glamour Shot?
Did you know that all those hotties that you talk to in the “yahoo chat ohio room 2 at nite lol” are not really women?
Tell me Chuck, have you ever been in a Turkish prison …?
Analysis
I’ll give someone $10 to sneak on to “yahoo chat ohio room 2 at nite lol” and chat with this oompa loompa: chuckwilliams00. Make it funny to win bonus beer and other fabulous prizes.
May 1st, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Does he think he’s 17 still?
May 1st, 2006 at 5:32 pm
i’m totally game; let’s sign into yahoo tonight.
May 1st, 2006 at 9:49 pm
Why do freaks like that dude always, ALWAYS have kids?
Sometimes I wish the internet were never invented, because at least when I saw redneck meathead losers at the grocery store, I didn’t have to think about how their idiocy is slowly destroying humanity. But now I stumble across their myspace profiles or meet them in chat rooms and realize that the human race is completely doomed. No question.
May 2nd, 2006 at 5:21 am
This guy looks like he was just let out of prison. And he probably was.
May 2nd, 2006 at 7:36 am
This is hands down one of the funniest profiles I have ever seen. Id like to describe a day in this guys life for his viewers:
10am: Wakes up in a drunken haze with mustard in his moustache only to realize his kids should have been at school and he should have been at his construction job hours ago.
10:15am: Sits kids in front of television and tell them school has been cancelled today.
10:30am: Drives to work in same clothes he slept in, while drinking first six-pack of the day.
11am: Gets hell from the boss at work for being late and takes out frustration on mexican co-workers.
11:30am: Six-pack #2 while pavin’ walmart parking lot.
12pm: Hooters for lunch.
1pm: Back to work, but ends up passing out in an unfinished bathroom.
5pm: Comes to realizing everyone is gone and a co-worker had stuffed some dirt in his mouth as he slept.
5:03pm: Six-pack
6:00pm: Gets home to realize kids are nowhere to be found and there is hersey’s syrup and dog vomit peppered throughout the house.
6:15pm: Sits with twelve-pack and chats on yahoo and myspace until friend Billy calls claiming to have scored some meth.
9pm - Undetermined: No meth, huffs paint from brown paper bag instead. Eventually blacks out and is robbed by prostitute.
May 3rd, 2006 at 12:47 am
I think Chuck forgot to suck his belly in before taking his main pic. He kind of reminds me of the legendary hero, Karnov.
Dr. Rosenblat’s comment was so funny that it needs to be merged with the actual worstofmyspace article!!!
May 3rd, 2006 at 1:56 am
im so glad that was a joke, im a huge fan. i think all men from the midwest look alike and this ********* should be banned from ever exposing his beer gut again.
May 4th, 2006 at 7:11 pm
hey kinda funny .. but look like your the loser have time to mess with this , dammm man get yourself a real life. so funny
May 5th, 2006 at 8:12 am
Dude, I dunno about all that but we gotta know…
are you really an angel or did you just doctor a shirtless picture of yourself to make it look like you are? Don’t get me wrong, even if you were an angel the picture would still be hilarious but I would be secretly fearing the wrath of God as i chuckled.
May 5th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Check out this guys photos. I especially love the one of him sitting in a lawn chair in the living room, smoking a cigarette. Classy!!!
May 5th, 2006 at 7:04 pm
*taps fingers & waits for Mr. Nutz to post a new update*
:)
May 5th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
Mr. Nutz is traveling. Mr. Nutz is tired.
May 5th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
That’s an excuse?? But I need your entertainment after a cr@ppy week. The short lowlife doesn’t cover it. Ok, when I say short I mean vertically challenged, I am afterall only 5 foot 3, but that’s ok when you’re female
May 5th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
Mr. Nutz will see what he can do for you.
May 6th, 2006 at 7:09 am
So sweet
May 6th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Hahaha Hell yeah, lets make card board cut outs of women and go on webcam with him omggggg I’m so out if it >_
May 11th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Are you kidding me? This is the cream of the crop for Decatur, Indiana!
May 12th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
lets face it chuck…
that abercrombie shirt isnt fooling anyone…
middle age crisis much?
May 19th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
OMFG! He had painted on abs! what a smug a**hole….. looks like he’s searching for a mail order bride by posting pictures of his house, car,and posing shirtless,thinking he’s the hottest **** on earth.
May 22nd, 2006 at 6:12 am
I want to see a short documentary on the life of ol’ Chuck. It would probably be one of the few times in my life that i would get to see someone drink beer out of a shoe.
May 29th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
No **** that is funny.and i cant think of any thing else to write.
June 6th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
This is my new favorite site, lol. This guy reminds me of when you watch a hydroxycut commercial and you see the before pictures.
June 14th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
There is no Ohio room…drats.
June 21st, 2006 at 10:09 pm
Aw, man… you know what makes this even better? He has stupid Rock You! videos of his kids - Chuckie and Jesse. The other one is all pictures of himself. LAME!!!!
July 13th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Awwww… He changed his background!!! *pout*
July 31st, 2006 at 10:35 am
lol funny not gay at all. just your avgg playboy lol dont you wish you was more like me
November 8th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
wat a laugh its now set to private
November 9th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
I see wife beater written all over him
January 20th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Sad. He went private. The angel wings picture is just some crappy PhotoShop edit where he put his picture over a comic character called Spawn ((I think that’s the name)). A guy I used to know had the winged guy on his Xanga for like 2 years.