Daily Worst: Jeremy Jackson
I’ve done it. I’ve found the ultimate LA d**chebag! It’s former child star, Jeremy Jackson (thanks Janina). You may know him as David Hasselhoff’s son on the hit series, Baywatch! But probably not!
Screams taste
Great-looking profile, jerknuts. It looks like the 80’s scraped the dark recesses of its colon and deposited it on your page. The Trojan Magnum condom wrapper background is an especially subtle, tasteful addition. Oh, that Jeremy! He sure does love to have sex, and he has a huge penis!
That f*cking hair, and everything else
Are you kidding?
So there’s fashion, and then there’s this jackass, trying way too hard and ending up looking like a cross between Kevin Federline and the lead singer of Poison. Leave it to some LA d**chebag to also tag a fashion mullet on to the back. He must think he’s setting some kind of LA fashion trend, but in reality the only trends he might be setting are in the circus clown profession.
I’d also love to slap that I’m-so-f*cking-cool smirk right off his face with a wadded up ball of his own stupid print t-shirts. How much did you pay for all of those, d**che-bagel?
Your 15 minutes have elapsed
The really cool super neato Shark Club
is in the bottom right corner
What do you do after you’ve squandered your youth on Baywatch? Squander your adulthood! That’s right, Jeremy’s new gig — apart from being a professional clown — is “Booking agent” for “Blow Pure Uncut Club” (subtle!) at “The Shark Club.”
Ok, so you’re a “booking agent” for a club at a club in … Costa Mesa?! This guy makes it out like he’s Mr. Scene, yet his club-club is about a 45 minute drive (if you’re lucky) from where the real scene is.
I think the Hoff would be disappointed. Or maybe not. He is, after all, a third-rate cheesewad who’s big in Funkyzeit mit Bruno Germany of all places. By the way, that comes after being big in Japan, which comes after being big in England. America > England > Japan > Germany. I guess that’s fourth-rate, then.
Analysis
Congratulations, Jeremy. You’re this year’s Ultimate LA D**chebag! You’ve also set a record for categories: Celebs, Dudes/Bros, Posers, and Skanky/Sleazy.
Keep up the good work.
May 12th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Yum. I want to punch this guy in the ugly face. And possibly his cooter…I mean..big *****
May 12th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Now if only Mr. Jackson were a scientologiest,he would embody everything I hate about L.A.
May 12th, 2006 at 5:49 pm
You had me at “jerknuts”….And what’s with that dumpster outfit in the Baywatch picture? Thank God fashion trends come primarily from the East Coast.
Good Work!
May 12th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Wow, this guy’s the epitome of “D**chebag”. Even I’d like to smack that smug look on his face…
May 12th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
*off his face (hehe)
May 13th, 2006 at 3:32 am
OH! It’s Hobie! Hehehe… he’s on the Awful Plastic Surgery site.
May 13th, 2006 at 3:47 am
Check this obsessive Jeremy Jackson Fan
http://www.myspace.com/baywatchpamhall
May 13th, 2006 at 8:47 am
Think he loves *******?
May 15th, 2006 at 8:40 am
Know who I hate even more than Hobie himself? The people that actually hang around him and make him think he is a human being. I have taken sh*ts with more personality than this limp d*cked turd. I love the “2 cool 4 school” look he gives in his pictures coupled with the pictures of him with attention seeking LA whores. Its almost as if he went to a plastic surgeon, pointed to a picture of a colostomy bag and just said “make it happen”. Not to mention his hair constantly looks like he just survived an explosion….althogh the look would be way more convincing if he painted his face black and walked around with his eyes open real wide.
May 15th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Haha! That’s right, his name was Hobie! So jacked.
May 16th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
he looks like a brunette version of Dolph Lundgren, and that’s being waaaaay too kind.
May 17th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Dolph Lundgren would kick the sh*t out of you for that statement. Dude looks more like a manequin with a dead shitzu on its head….except with less personality and character in general.
May 18th, 2006 at 6:48 am
you’re jealous of his cheekbones. you could play quarters off that ****!!
May 19th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Cheekbones that could slice cheese!
May 22nd, 2006 at 7:12 am
He was on Awful Plastic Surgery
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006747.html
May 22nd, 2006 at 7:14 am
whoops sorry! didn’t realize this was already mentioned.
~moron alert~
May 23rd, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Amazing the things you find…….
Read the story,
http://www.crimelibrary.com/news/original/0506/2301_shane_gault_dead.html
and the - not so shocker - http://www.myspace.com/drshane08
Very sad
May 26th, 2006 at 2:30 am
You guys are so lame. Yes I get that you don’t like Jeremy, but when you pick on one of my friends, Janina, that’s where my ***** mode comes in. Pam is not obsessed with Jeremy. She’s actually a friend of mine and nice. Obsessed she is not.
And for you guys picking on Jeremy…. Get a life and leave him alone.
May 26th, 2006 at 9:51 am
Wow, you are true American hero arent you? “Make fun of my friend, and Im gonna,like, totally turn into a b*tch and cry!” Impressive. Seems to me like B*tch mode might be stuck in constant overdrive you whinny wh*re. Anyway, I dont see any evidence of “Pam” getting picked on, so the only seemingly logical point you made is now moot. Congrats, you are not only a whinny c*nt, but also a total failure…..at life. All Janina did was point us to her page, and let me say the page spoke for itself. Yes, she is obsessed and probably bat sh*t crazy. Also, yes, you are an idiot with the IQ of a bag of steaming monkey sh*t if you dont look at her page and become somewhat alarmed. We will continue to pick on Jeremy because…well…it’s great fun, and now we have you to pick which makes my life all that much better. See, i do have a life, and it consists of picking on you and your friends. Uh oh, here comes B*itch mode again!
May 26th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
People Who Whorship Celebrities Are Stalkers,Losers And Will Be Single Till They Settle With Their Ugly Counterparts At The Age Of 55
for *uck sake do this people actually think celebrities care about them….nope they don’t. all they care about is about their stupid self image they pretend to care about their pathetic loser fans but in reality they are arogant A-holes who just wanna bang hot chicks or stupid dude bros. Didn’t he claim that since his been on “myspace” that he’s been getting laid a lot lately(Vanity Affair or The Tyra Banks Show… please confirm)…… What a Pr!ck and he said he’ll only do hot chicks i.e the paris hilton wannabe myspace *****! So sorry ugly fans of Jeremy Jackson ..he’s not going bang open your door and sweep you off your calloused feet and pretend he’s Hobie and wants a Gang Bang with you and David Hasslehoff in tower 9 .hopefully one day women like that obsessive fan will realize he’s shallow and a smug ****** bag that will never care about her.
May 26th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Ooohhh… And did a turd just reply to me?? LOL LOSER!!!!
May 26th, 2006 at 9:37 pm
Ok JCs, what are you going to do if people don’t leave him alone… font us to death? Pathetic section 8 bovine
May 26th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
hehehe Actually I’ll just laugh in your faces and leave. lol
May 27th, 2006 at 5:37 am
You are going to ‘laugh in our faces’….through a computer…
Were you lacking oxygen for an excessively long period of time in your life?
May 27th, 2006 at 11:10 am
Well Well I think we have a bunch of Jeremy Jackson haters here
ya know well i do say to list my site in here well you guys just have alot of nerve
and yet to pick on Melissa shes a friend of mine and Jeremy’s a friend of mine as well and all you pathetic losers must have nothing better to do than to come online and cut people down
well lets see here we must have a Garbage Collector, a Story Writer who writes pathetic stories about people they dont even know, ummm Worm Diggers, Skeptikal losers and most of all BIG JERKS you cant even top what Jeremy’s accomplished your all scum bag losers who live pathetic losers lives just spending 24 hrs on a computer picking on other people man you must have no life or you wouldn’t be here i think ya all need to get a life and if you dont like Jeremy just leave him alone hes got more than any of you DORKS geez can you pick up any more GARBAGE OFF THE STREETS WOW that has to be all you can do you arent going to change peoples minds on Jeremy by doing this if they like him and truely like him they always will like Melissa & me among others i know so get A FRICKING LIFE YOU JERKS pathetic losers!!!
May 27th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
. , <– This is what you missed when you dropped out of high school.
May 27th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Mr. Nutz, do you have any nutz. LOSER!!! She types fast so leave her alone and yes you guys are rude for posting her site on here. VERY RUDE AND A LOT OF NERVE!!!
May 27th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Holy crap, I kept hoping to hell for some punctuation, before I passed out from trying to read it all.
They are quite entertaining, all that CAPS TYPING. Here’s a tip bovines, see that key to the left (your other left) of the A, tap it.
May 27th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Can’t top what he has accomplished? You make it sound like he cured the world of AIDS or something. Being a minor character in an incredibly horrible and tacky television show isn’t exactly something one should be proud of. Plus the guy seems to lack a little thing called class. His clothes look absolutely horrible and he obviously doesn’t seem to be into combing his hair so that he at least looks somewhat civilized. Guess he doesn’t believe in ever wearing a suit either. Also the graphic on his site with the guy humping the woman to demonstrate his love for banging chicks isn’t exactly something people need to know and plus its not very charming. To keep it short one could definately say that he isn’t no Dean Martin.
May 27th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
Am I the only one who is creeped out by all the pictures of Jeremy Jackson as a child on her site?
May 27th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
I’m sorry Pam,I thought you the most obsessive fan of Jeremy Jackson but I was wrong……
http://www.myspace.com/strawberry76 (jcsgirls webpage)
Pam and JC you need start meeting real men.I mean when was the last time you went on a real date with a local man?(Aww are you a virgin and trying to save yourself for Jeremy Jackson)… stop being so delusional(man you girl act like teenagers for your age aren’t you ladies in your mid and late twenties?) and just because he’s on your friends doesn’t mean he’ll fly you out to california to hook up with you( If he did then its a publicity stunt make his comeback as a porn star). That’s the problem with peolple like you who add celebrities and models, you think you share an intamate bond with this person you admire just because he left message on your comment box but the sad truth is you are just a number on their friends list and nothing validating about it.
P.S JC here a tip if you want to meet and bang Jeremy Jackson. Upload a picture of you (not some fake pic of a LA Mypace *****)on your default pic and not some glittery “Care Bear”.
May 27th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
Opps sorry for the typo
*I’m sorry Pam,I thought you “were” the most obsessive fan………
May 28th, 2006 at 7:12 am
A reply to Lizz:
Yes the kiddie pictures of Jeremy Jackson plastered all over her web page is disturbing!!!!
No wonder the law came up with restraining orders because people like her.
May 28th, 2006 at 8:15 am
**** you, *****!!!!!! That was uncalled for totally you little *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 28th, 2006 at 8:51 am
Janina, you went too far you little b!tch.
May 28th, 2006 at 9:36 am
Duhhh… Janina, Jeremy lives in California ya little brat. I don’t need to read this and my site better be taken off this loser of a site. I’m not happy about this at all. Janina and this site is so immature. And we have more brains than you guys will ever have.
And for you little information I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH JEREMY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe you don’t because you like trashing people you don’t know. IMMATURE AND LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 28th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Oh, man. Thank god for these comments. I needed a laugh.
May 28th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Ohhhhh I love it, someone that gets angry over ‘text’, I’m in heaven. Almost makes you want to fonticate…
blasted dolt
May 28th, 2006 at 3:24 pm
Gee JC don’t deny it, you are obsess over this guy:
1)Your webpage’s background is covered with a shirtless photo of Jeremy Jackson(Wasn’t he a minor in this pic).
2)your Myspace screenname says it all
3)Mention constantly you are fantasize over him.
Yes these are grounds for obsession.
Do us 2 favors stop using the caps(the internet wasn’t made for dumb people)and for God’s sake your webpage looks like its been done by a 12 year old girl circa 1995, aren’t you almost 30 years olds?
usually when you hit that age the obsession over a former teenage hearthrob of the chessiest show on earth should fade away. Get into something else, take an art class in the local community college or adopt Korean children (look what its done to Mia Farrow)keep youself busy stop obsessing over this fugly loser.
May 28th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
losers
May 28th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
Ok has everyone had a look at her pic? Good god! Lay off the bonbons JC, fricken bovine
May 28th, 2006 at 10:59 pm
Gasp! What would the Hoff say if Hobie talked like that?! Why, for sure he’d take away his plastic surgeon for at least one episode!
May 28th, 2006 at 11:04 pm
lol you are a loser. lol and ya know what…. BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have you blocked ya loser, but thanks for the reply I saw it here.
May 28th, 2006 at 11:06 pm
Blocked?
Sideways frowny face.
May 29th, 2006 at 2:03 am
whoa! (my eyes are burning!)
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/lundangirl/salope.jpg
May 29th, 2006 at 2:34 am
Omg, this is potentially the funniest **** evAr. I don’t even know whow the **** this cat is and I don’t care, seeing JCsGirl make an *** out of herself in public is comedy gold in itself. Don’t think I could have scripted anything funnier if I tried.
Thank you, you have made my day - and have earned my support of this site and I haven’t even had a chance to see much of it.
Keep up the good work.
May 29th, 2006 at 8:37 am
JCsGirl, if you don’t want people making fun of your PUBLIC profile then take it down. When you erect a webshrine to an obscure and somewhat nasty minor celebrity you invite ridicule. Although the personal remarks against you are a bit uncalled for, I think your taste is open to derision.
I wonder though, if someone like Jeremy Jackson really deserves your devotion. You are probably a nice person in real life, why waste energy on a sleezebag like him??
May 29th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Tell me about this broad!! I left her a comment on her myspace once (JCsgirl) She freaked out! It was hilarious. She then had all her age 30+, dirtball, ridiculous, delusional friends email me and yell at me. I almost pissed myself. This ***** is psychotic. Really. She created this “blog” about me and how I am holding a baby in one of my pictures (which is my nephew), but besides that, I’m 23, who the **** cares if I did have a kid, she’s well-over 30 and in live with Hobie-Baywatch Child Star. Ri-*******-diculous.
You’d get a kick if you went on Jeremy’s myspace and read the comments she leaves him. It is so sad. Funny, but sad on her lame-*** behalf.
May 29th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
PLEASE PLEASE READ THIS!!
This was on JCsGirls myspace….
Thursday, May 25, 2006
MY BIRTHDAY LIST
Current mood: creative
Now this took a lot of work to do this and it took an hour to do this. So here is my list.
Here is what I want for my birthday everyone.
1. Jeremy Jackson
2. Jeremy Jackson
3. Jeremy Jackson
4. Jeremy Jackson
5. Jeremy Jackson
6. Jeremy Jackson
7. Jeremy Jackson
8. Jeremy Jackson
9. Jeremy Jackson
10. Jeremy Jackson
11. Jeremy Jackson
12. Jeremy Jackson
13. Jeremy Jackson
14. Jeremy Jackson
15. Jeremy Jackson
16. Jeremy Jackson
17. Jeremy Jackson
18. Jeremy Jackson
19. Jeremy Jackson
20. Jeremy Jackson
21. Jeremy Jackson
22. Jeremy Jackson
23. Jeremy Jackson
24. Jeremy Jackson
25. Jeremy Jackson
26. Jeremy Jackson
27. Jeremy Jackson
28. Jeremy Jackson
29. Jeremy Jackson
30. Jeremy Jackson
He did post a comment tonight and I love him for it, but I want him to comment me on my birthday too. I just want Jeremy damn it!!!!!
8:43 PM - 4 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment
Jeremy Jackson™
HERE I AM HAPPY B DAY!
Posted by Jeremy Jackson™ on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 9:00 PM
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IM 2 MUCH ACCORDING TO JEREMY JACKSON!!! *blush*
Its not till next month, June 17th. LOL
This is why I love you so much. hehehe
Posted by IM 2 MUCH ACCORDING TO JEREMY JACKSON!!! *blush* on Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 9:04 PM
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IM 2 MUCH ACCORDING TO JEREMY JACKSON!!! *blush*
lol You need to add jeremy as a friend first and then he’ll comment you. He’s a nice one I’m telling you….. *drooooolllllllll* LOL
JEREMY IF I GET MY COMPUTER WET I’M GONNA BLAME YOU BECAUSE THOSE GREEN EYES ARE KILLING ME OVER HERE!!!!!!!
*THUD* *PASSES OUT AGAIN* LOL
Posted by IM 2 MUCH ACCORDING TO JEREMY JACKSON!!! *blush* on Sunday, May 28, 2006 at 2:55 AM
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May 29th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
“hes got more than any of you DORKS. geez can you pick up any more GARBAGE OFF THE STREETS”
well first of all, i added that period to make her seem smarter. btw we CAN pick up more garbage from the streets, it’s called jeremy jackson am i not correct? well that’s where it seems he’s living at moment, but of course let me be curtious. Why do you have to waste ur time on this…thing? He hasn’t accomplished n e thing with his life, so what he scored a “3rd world” role in a show where no1 gave a damn if he wus in it or not… Did i ever see lil hobie or wutever do sumthing during that show? but the point is if ur gonna be obsessed putting pictures of a topless 13 year old boy on ur page make sure it’s not a *********. He honestly doesn;t deserve n e recognition wut so ever.. but lets get off this 30 year old woman’s back 4 a lil bit and talk about how those desperate peeps r trying 2 get famous from jeremy jackson… god wtf is their prob seriously go 2 his page and look at his comments. but alright now u can keep talking about mrs jeremy jackson(s) add the extra s if u wanna add that pam chick
May 29th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
hasselhoff is not big in england m8 just thought id add that and who is this guy your slaging?
May 29th, 2006 at 10:23 pm
MELISSA
M is for Musical
E is for Enchanting
L is for Luscious
I is for Industrious
S is for Snarky
S is for Stunning
A is for Alluring
i thought this was funny
May 29th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
This is enchanting,luscious stunning and alluring? She is fu*king kidding herself?
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/lundangirl/JCTWAT.jpg
More like:
MELISSA
M is for Moron
E is for Eyesore to society (holy shite! it’s called liposuction and a face transpant would help)
L is for Loser
I is for ignorant (there is more to life than Baywatch and Jeremy Jackson you stupid twat)
S is for Stalker
S is for Single Forever(maybe we can hook you up with the previously worst Myspace pick ,Mark)
A is for Arsehole
May 29th, 2006 at 11:11 pm
Don’t get too horny.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j236/lundangirl/Pam.jpg
May 30th, 2006 at 1:16 am
People really leave me alone please and Money is an *******. I didn’t do anything to you and VaJenna, you are on his friendship list so what the **** are you doing over here ya little *****.
May 30th, 2006 at 1:19 am
I’m not taking my site down. So bite me everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and Money, you are to leave me alone on all sites even this one. I know who you are and you are an *******.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:12 am
Yup these cows are textbook cases…
Taken from http://library.thinkquest.org/04oct/00460/cyberstalking.html
The delusional cyberstalker
This type of stalker is usually unrelated to the intended victim. Most of the time, contact is achieved through the Internet. These stalkers suffer from mental illnesses such as schizophrenia, bipolar disorder etc. This is why, sometimes, they are severely deluded into believing that their victim is in love with them even though they may have never met. These false beliefs keep them tied to their victims. This particular condition is also known as erotomania. A delusional stalker is usually a social outcast because of his or her mental illness and this makes him or her all the more desperate for companionship. Victims usually tend to be married and from high profile professions such as celebrities, doctors, teachers, etc. The most common type of stalker from this group is the type which pursues a celebrity and this syndrome is better known as the “obsessed fan syndrome”. Delusional stalkers are very difficult to shake off.
Get some help you ugly stupid mouth breathers.
And btw Pam looks like she’s doesn’t look 25 at all, don’t lie about your age just because you want fit in his social circle(you aren’t fooling anybody) and while you at it try to read books that don’t involve “Baywatch”(being well rounded might impress him)and lastly get rid of the pictures of jeremy shirtless when he was a kid (its considered kiddie porn you know ) off you webpage ,Didn’t you hear that Myspace hired law enforcement to monitor stuff like that.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:36 am
JCsGirl’s stupid survey
All about me!!!
Name Melissa
Birthdate June 17, 19**
Birthplace Helena, MT
Hair Color/Eye Color brown/blue
Height 5′
Current Residence Where ever Jeremy Jackson is.
(STALKER!)
Favorites
Food Pizza, hot dogs, and whatever I can get my hands on that’s edible(The only you need to get your hands on is some carrot sticks and a bottle a Trim Spa Baby!)
Sport Football (foozebag)
Team DALLAS COWBOYS BABY!!!
Pasttime Being online and just hanging out.(being online is not a pastime, Baseball and coin collecting is pastime)
TV Shows Jeremywatch (aka Baywatch), Tyra Banks Show, Days of Our Lives, Passions, The Apprentice, Las Vegas (lots of daytime shows, are you unemployed?)
Other
What’s on your desktop right now? *blush* Jeremy Jackson *blush*(As a shirtless kid)
Current Crush *blush* Jeremy Jackson *blush*
Do you flirt and get in trouble at the same time? Yup.(yeah soliciting male minors)
Would you wanna meet your current crush and what would you do if you met them? Oh god yeah…. And the thing I would do with him would have to be censored. Young people see my profile (god
Who is the person you look up to the most? Tyra Banks.(That is sooo banal… )
If you don’t know this person would you wanna meet them? Yup I would. That would be so cool.(this ugly chick thinks Tyra will make pretty if they hang out)
The most Embarrassing thing that has happened to you?
I was 13 and I was at camp the first year. Well, we were eating and the hottest counselor came and gave me a hug. I cried. Thank god Monica was next to me.(God!you have no self-esteem)
The most annoying this on this earth is/are…… Liars and fake people. I hate those kind of people.(people like you?)
May 30th, 2006 at 5:35 am
It’s amazing how vapid some people are. Is JJ trying to look female? With that bad nose job, and cheeks implants, and who knows what else, it looks like it is. He’s more plastic than Pamela Anderson now. He looks like a 40 year old tranny!
May 30th, 2006 at 7:11 am
hahahahaha…
JCsGirl made her profile private. I really beleive this has become a JCsGirl bash instead of Jeremy Jackson. You need to do an article on her and that crazy Pam’s page. It’s almost illegal, isn’t it??
Anyways, Hey, Lame-***, JCsGirl, if you don’t like what’s going on over here, quit ****!ng coming over here. ****-head. We are not making you read this ****. Secondly, you are the ******* moron who posted the link to this page in your “blog”. Do you honestly believe people go to your myspace because it’s “pretty”? **** no. It’s to laugh at you. So, this is your fault that everyone is looking at this sight. What a f@g.
May 30th, 2006 at 8:53 am
http://www.nndb.com/people/259/000067058/
And he’s a meth user.
May 30th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
I am sorry that Dr. Rosenblat has not been around to enjoy this. This is some of the most hilarious sh*t I have seen on this site yet. I love how these two young ladies came on here talking crazy sh*t, threatening people, yelling, cussing, etc., and now they have been reduced to two whimpering, obsessive fans pleading to have their sites removed. Nice.
I will be showing this to everyone and directing as much traffic to their myspace’s as possible. Then I am going to find their addresses, sh*t in a box, gift wrap it, mark it “From: Jeremy Jackson”, and send it on its way. I estimate that they will keep that sh*tty box on the mantle for months before realizing they have been had. So worth it. So very, very worth it.
May 30th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
‘Blat, in full mofuggin’ efizzect!
May 30th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
******* whats the **** is your probelems what did jeremy ever do to you guys? so just **** off his sack ok or else me and my friends will do something to you guys.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
why the **** are you guys cracking on jeremy jackson? what are you jelouse or something bc he didn’t do anything to you so **** off ok and if you have a probelem with jeremy you better talk to me about it or else heads are going to be rolling. and thats a promise.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Funny how I’ve dissed some seriously scary people on this site and never gotten a solid threat out of it, but when we diss a struggling meth-posessing actor with bad hair, bad plastic surgery and terrible fashion sense who’s biggest claim to fame is a recurring role on Baywatch, we get threatened with decapitation.
That’s awesome.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
**** you guys all you want to do is make fun of people and make people feel bad about there selfs so just do your self a faver and **** off jeremy’s sack b/c your not welcome here if your not nice to people
and im not very happy about this website all it’s doing is making people feel bad about their self. so **** THE **** OFF ******* HAHAHAHAHA. you got that?
May 30th, 2006 at 2:19 pm
oh hellz no your not just getting threatened your getting made fun of too ok b/c im going to create a site that would make fun of everyone that messes with jeremy jackson and im not just saying this to make you feel bad im saying this to get revenge on your sorry ***.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
WHAT THE ****? YOU MADE FUN OF PAM AND JCSGIRL OK IF YOU GUYS WANT TO MAKE FUN OF THEM THEN WE WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU SO HA IM GOING TO MAKE YOU CRY BIG TIME *****
May 30th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Uh, right.
Does anyone have any solid proof that these aren’t eight year-old girls and/or mentally retarded people writing these comments?
Seriously.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
WHAT THE ****? OH HELL NO, IM GOING TO KILL YOU JUGGABOO WATCH IM GOING TO KILL YOU. I BET YOUR FAT UGLY *** WOULDN’T SAY TO JEREMY THAT HE HAS BAD HAIR B/C HE WOULD GLADDLY KICK YOUR ***. IF YOUR TO CHICKEN TO TELL THAT TO JEREMY THAT MEANS YOUR A POSSER. *****.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:47 pm
I’m sure the nice policemen in Bel Air, Maryland will be happy to read that last comment.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
What in God’s name are you trying to say, Woman? Let go of the shift key, take some English lessons, and hang yourself.
In other news, this is my new favorite site.
May 30th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
hey just to let you know im not really going to kill you it’s a figure of speach dumb ***
May 30th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Hey JCsgirl if you lie about your age in myspace, that grounds on deleting your profile. Pretending to be a minor makes looks like you are a pedo.
May 30th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Jeremy is going to kick our asses? HAHAHA! Please. Give me a break here. That guy is soft. Anybody can ******* tell. I mean just the absolutely attention whoring way he presents himself is proof that he’s a soft panzy. You can bring him over here and I’ll insult him right in his ******* ugly *** face.
May 30th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Unfortunately, all I see of those series of posts from the double bovines and caps locker dolts, are sad, pathetic females, without an ounce of self-esteem.
Not only that, but they have not even managed to mature into women, who claim to be what, 25 to 30 yrs old?
It’s the sparkly, flashy $h!t and the carebears that give them away, without having to read their obsessive, threatening, whiny posts on here.
Here’s a clue all you females hanging off a pathetic need for attention from a man who, via the plastc surgery has worn out his ‘talent’ for being mailed scripts, or to have anyone come knocking at his door for parts in even small budget films, he works in a bloody dead-end bar for god sakes, he’s a washed up former child actor, happens all the time.
Add to that your thinking his even posting one small item on your page means anything, really, it means nothing. As a child actor, he would have been taught to be ‘polite’ to his fans, it keeps up the appearance for him that he actually has a reason to even have a fan base.
You obviously have not let go of a childhood crush on a child actor, that’s who you’re drooling over, you just seem to think that since most everyone at some point has jumped on the internet bandwagon, AND because they are willing to ‘add’ you to friends, means they even ‘want’ to be your friend.
Any ‘celebrity’ washed up or otherwise, are fine & dandy to ‘extend friend network’ in hopes that it drums up more site hits for their site, and just maybe, since they are washed up, someone will say ‘hey, I remember you…’ and perhaps, you just never know, they might actually make a few bucks, from all that friend list additions.
The moral of the long-*** story.
Get off the computer, life is on the other side of the monitor. Go outside, try that thing called fresh air & sunshine, hell, enjoy the rain even. Go for a walk, a drive, something.
Lay off the snacks, it’s the tv, computer & boredom that is making you fat, cause you EAT when you are near them.
Learn to have a life, not spend it drooling over someone who, regardless of what you believe, will never, ever, want any of you, period. Find that thing called self-esteem, it comes from not behaving like a dolt, as you have done so in your posts here, and clearing off your profiles of sparkly, cutesy, carebear crap. And while you’re at it, toss Jeremy Jackson.
May 30th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Really, threatning people over the internet is like the Special Olympics, even if you win, you’re still retarded!
That goes for those 40 year old fat a$$es. Ohhh…they are scarey as ****. Hahahahaha! What I can’t grasp for the life of me is how they defend someone who has no clue who the hell they are and if he does, it’s only because they are f[_]cking nuts and stalk him. I’m pretty sure I’d notice some middle-aged, creepy woman leaving me messages EVERYDAY!!
Carebear ****…Classic. lol
May 30th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
This is also from that JCsGirl’s webpage.
Things that make me cry…..
Current mood: mellow
Here we go. Things that make me cry. People who think I’m a lunatic because I comment Jeremy like no ones business. (I do what I want where I want. He’s not threatened by them and I wouldn’t threaten him anyways. He’s too cool.) People who think I’m a lunatic because of my blogs. (Again they don’t know me. I hate stupid people.) And other things. But, if I were to meet Jeremy I’d cry or he would have to pick me up off the ground. I don’t know what would hit first the tears or the ground. LOL I love that boy’s eyes. I’d cry if I met JC. I actually would. I’ve loved that guy for so long and yeah. I would break down totally. But, I don’t know if I’d pass out on that one. Hmmmm… No I won’t. I think the tears would hit first and only tears. Would I cry if I met Rikki Rockett? Let me think on that one for a second. Ummmm…… No I won’t. Ummmm…. Okay maybe I would. Oh god really anything would make me cry about right now. Don’t know why. But, it would. And I would cry if Jeremy doesn’t comment me soon. I don’t mean to sound pathetic, but I will. I likies him. He’s hot. Annddddd… That’s it. Thank god I set my options so only my cool friends can comment on me.
May 30th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
It’s funny that Jeremy’s fangurls are so deranged. They defend his hair, but can’t defend his hideous plastic surgery. He has more fake facial parts than a Mr. Potato Head. The song on his myspace page should be “Dude looks like a lady” by Aerosmith. He must love the attention though, no matter how sad or pathetic it is, since his acting career is dead.
May 30th, 2006 at 4:36 pm
I’m just really sad that such a grandiosestic guy like Bad Religon, im sure Greg wouldn’t approve.
May 30th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
From JCsgirls Blog
“And other things. But, if I were to meet Jeremy I’d cry or he would have to pick me up off the ground.”
Hope he doesn’t back his back you fat delunsional b!tch…..or do you pretend that you are a 21 year old waif with bleach blond streaky hair who can fit into Ambercrombie And Fitch clothes?
May 30th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
*Hope he doesn’t break his back
May 30th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
BAHAHAHA! Apparently all three of Jeremy Jackson’s fans have come to stand up for him. This is a touching little story, it really is. They are gonna make us cry big time….after they finish tacking their favorite Baywatch Hobie posters to the ceiling of their bathrooms so they can stare into Jeremy’s soft features as they cut themselves with shards of glass and broken mirrors. You b*tches need a handful of zoloft and an excuse if you are seriously on here defending probably one of the worst actors ever shat into existance….by the devil.
My advice to you lovely little ladies is to get Jeremy on this board if you really want us to tell him what we think. Of course, that would mean that Jeremy Jackson would first have to actually care about what you have to say. He doesnt. Jeremy Jackson is a f*cking joke, and you, my friends, are the punchline.
Oh, by the way, JCGirl’s webpost up there = f*cking comedic gold
May 30th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
JCsgirl’s blog(What a Psycho!)
Monday, May 22, 2006
SH*T, MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!
Not really. Just thought I’d post it though.
*cries* I’m getting ignored again. *cries* No I’m not. I’ll find a way I don’t get ignored.
May 30th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
what is up with these ugly fat old chicks who obsess over guys that’s out of their leauge? they are so ugly that they have to post stupid glittery carebears on their defult pic(JCsgirl think she’s 12 and posting pictures of “boy de jours”)
But i can’t believe she gave in and changed her web page (its still pathetic….. why the celebrity pretty boys?)You are a stupid lady who was no taste ( you only follow teenage girls trend you old b*tch!). You are turning thirty!! do something age apporpriate….. myspace was made for the 25 under age group and you look stupid fo r keeping your account you old bat and ugly as sin and no one will love you because you are delusional.
And Pam it’s Spelled F-O-R-E-V-E-R not 4ever.(quit watching Baywatch and get your G.E.D)
May 30th, 2006 at 7:19 pm
Read JCsgirl’s retarted blog
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Hehehehe One of my friends thinks…..
It should be against the law for a guy to look so good.
Okay so I agree. But, if they look so good like Jeremy here… *blush* it can’t be illegal can it. Maybe it can. If you see him in Cali walking on a sidewalk and ya turn to look and that’s all you see and you can’t watch where you are driving that my friends can be a dangerous sitiation.
So take my advice people. DON’T LOOK AT THE CUTE GUYS WALKING ON THE SIDEWALKS WATCH WHERE YOU ARE DRIVING!!!! YOU CAN LOOK AT THE HOTTIES WHEN YA STOP THOUGH!!! BUT MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN!! YA REALLY DON’T WANT PISSED OFF DRIVERS HONKING AT YOU!!!
There is my point for the day.
Bye everyone!!!!! And don’t run into any cute guys when you are driving. They may not be cute afterwards. hehehe
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BAYWATCH MADE ME CRY AGAIN!!!!!
Oh, well, it was the show titled Shattered and it was a 2 parter.
Mitch gets in an accident trying to save someone and is in rehabilitation and is paralyzed. It got to me when Hobie found out about his dad.
Anyways, yeah…. But, we all know Mitch gets better.
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(God what a spazz!)
May 30th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
go comment on something new 4 a change losers
May 30th, 2006 at 10:22 pm
What I find extremely disturbing is the fact that this has turned into a personal war. I love the fact that there’s comments such as, “Stop calling me names, you fat wh@re!”. Seriously, people, grow up and find somthing better to do with your time. I think my IQ just lowered from reading this site.
May 31st, 2006 at 6:14 am
No, I think your IQ was suffering in a serious way before you even touched your computer. I love the fact that you are advising people to “do something better with your time”, yet you took time out of your incredibly busy schedule to post what is probably the lamest comment this site has ever seen. Congrats, youre an as* clown.
May 31st, 2006 at 11:23 am
lol. u do have a point Dr. Rosenblat
May 31st, 2006 at 1:09 pm
“as* clown”
And this speaks volumes about your IQ. Congratulations.
May 31st, 2006 at 3:42 pm
Kat, I believe this is ‘worstofMyspace’… not, who has the highest intellect level. This site is clearly for entertainment, comedic relief, humor, and laughs– not so much, picking my brain and raising my intelligence level.
If we wanted that, I’m sure we’d all be sitting around with our thumbs in our a$$es reading the dictionary or wathing Baby Einstien.
Kthanksbye!
May 31st, 2006 at 4:23 pm
or maybe we would all be watching baywatch?
its sure to build i.q levels lol.
this site is great i just wish id found it sooner.
keep up the good work
May 31st, 2006 at 5:41 pm
I think you guys should go easy on JCsGirl. Nobody who likes crap like Motley Crue and NSYNC can be expected to have any better taste in washed-up celebrities.
May 31st, 2006 at 5:41 pm
I really think everyone needs intellegence here. Well, the people that made this stupid *** site.
May 31st, 2006 at 6:14 pm
jermy spermy shoves a 40 foot inflatable godzilla toilet brush up his steam cleaned ****.
May 31st, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Who cares what you think–
Stop reading everything on here then. God. Go masturbate or something. Lord knows you’re not getting too much more than that. Again, if we are so retarded here, quit coming here. Go f{_}ck the dictionary or something.
May 31st, 2006 at 6:40 pm
I could write a book with all the different ways you fcukers circumvent my bad word censors.
May 31st, 2006 at 7:36 pm
I’m innocent
May 31st, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Actually, you know what? Forget what I said. I’m highly annoyed right now. Like is one thing. Obsession is another.
May 31st, 2006 at 8:18 pm
You’re absolutely correct. That’s why those girls are f{_}cking psycho. OBSESSED. Funny to make fun of. Learn to deal.
May 31st, 2006 at 10:04 pm
**** u all for stealing pictures of people its illegal you morons.
May 31st, 2006 at 10:13 pm
Dumba$$, it’s not illegal if they are openly on a website and you don’t have them copywritten or trademarked. LEGALLY. If you really want to get into legalities, I dare you. I’m in law school. I will bury you.
May 31st, 2006 at 11:50 pm
Depending on the type of usage, it could actually be construed as infringement whether the image is registered with the US Copyright Office or not. The law makes copyright the default for “newly created works”, as long as a copyright notice is made in a “timely fashion.” Actually going through the process of registering your images improves your legal standing should anyone infringe on your copyright.
Well, looks like I’m ****** if any of these clowns put a little © on their photos, right?
HA HA, not so! The law gives provisions for “fair use”, which Worst’s usage falls under.
Read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright
June 1st, 2006 at 7:13 am
maybe some stole a mannequin and gave it its own website.
June 1st, 2006 at 10:27 am
Okay I wanted to say please don’t get me confused with the “kat” that “lost” IQ points from reading this blog. I’m the Kat that posted that web site about the meth use. And I absolutely love this site. It’s my favorite site to look at when I have nothing going on at work.
Oh and I have a question about the copyright thing. I was told in college,(I’m a graphic deisigner) that the easiest/cheapest way to copyright something, was to mail it to yourself, and I mean via USPS not e-mail. So, VaJenna would that hold up?
Keep up evaluating people’s myspace accounts. I love it! If they are stupid enough to post it for public view, then they deserve everything they get on here!
June 1st, 2006 at 10:28 am
I am so glad I found this website. Such entertainment !!!
June 1st, 2006 at 10:36 am
My thought on Jeremy Jackson is he is not even famous!! Hell if you want to be a stalker stalk George Clooney at least if you get him he will have money and fame. In fact Clooney is good looking. It is frighting to see the websites of these posters with jeremy’s picture as a child. What kind of person would have condom wrappers as the background. One that perhaps thinks his ruler is accurate if he thinks he needs a magnum.
Those girls need to rethink who they worship. I use the term girls because they seem like they are no where near the age they say on their site. I would think they are 12.
June 1st, 2006 at 10:43 am
“What I find extremely disturbing is the fact that this has turned into a personal war. I love the fact that there’s comments such as, “Stop calling me names, you fat wh@re!”. Seriously, people, grow up and find somthing better to do with your time.”
““as* clown”
And this speaks volumes about your IQ. Congratulations.”
Wow, you’re smart. Take your own advice you self righteous ****. Im just not sure I could handle another one of your brilliant IQ jokes. In fact, you should probably just go ahead and die. Spanks.
June 1st, 2006 at 12:36 pm
holy crap, who knew such a pathetic loser could provide such fabulous humour???
i think dr whatever is the funniest person ever. if anyone wants to start a revolution,
just give me a ring!!
June 1st, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Emailing an image to yourself, as a graphics designer does not make for a copyright. Graphics designers typically save work in stages, thus having a ’storyline’ of a graphics creation.(I half put myself in this category, as I do it for a hobby now compared to for money previously). There are also things such as watermarking etc.
But any _true_ graphics designer works in full layers, thus making it very easy to prove ownership of creation. You only merge a final image for whatever use you created the graphic for, but you retain the layered creation ALWAYS.
I have many of my creations backed up, and they are impossible for anyone else to recreate or claim ownership due to the layering, which in most designs consist of 10 or more layers due to lighting, atmosphere, sun dials, land masking, grass, rock, etc etc.
So no, emailing something to yourself means nothing. That image retains no information in it’s properties that can prove any ownership.
There are different lawyers, being in law school does not mean that you are familiar with copyright laws, and reading any site on the internet can give you all kinds of information, but that does not make it fully correct.
That’s your copyright 101 for today.
Class dismissed!
June 1st, 2006 at 8:47 pm
Vanilla Ice wannabe ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! run! it’s the **** monster!
June 1st, 2006 at 8:50 pm
Opps, on re-read — Mail….
No, mailing yourself your graphic does what? Sends yourself something?
Stop and think about that for a moment.. how in the hell can you prove copyright, when you’ve mailed something, that you can’t prove you created, to yourself.
If you’re designing ANYTHING that you believe is THAT good, that you never want to have the image re-used, stolen, appear elsewhere than it’s intended purpose, then copyright it the right way. Otherwise, it’s just a lovely picture.
Man, I need sleep….. ugh
June 1st, 2006 at 11:17 pm
The sort of roudabout logic behind that mail trick is that you mail yourself a work and leave it unsealed. The postmark gives you an “official” governmental date of your work, so that if someone tries to claim they created the work first, you can appear in court with your unsealed envelope and dramatically open it to reveal that YOU are the True Copyright Holder, like Sir Arthur.
This sounds retarded to me.
And all it does is establish the date of your work, and whether it’s even legally valid or not is debatable. The only way to *register* a copyright is to jump through the US Copyright Office hoops.
June 2nd, 2006 at 12:07 am
“hi baby! =0 always graet 2 talk with you …ttyl!”
Nice message he left on her page. Can he spell? It would be ‘graet’ if he learned how.
June 2nd, 2006 at 3:20 am
hehe, that gave me a funny visual Mr. Nutz. I only have one word in mind now.. TA DA! (is that 2 words cause of the space, but qualifies as one word??)
June 2nd, 2006 at 7:50 am
Google JCsgirl. I dare ya!
June 2nd, 2006 at 7:15 pm
She’s only 19???
June 2nd, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Mid 20’s my a$$.
June 3rd, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Her profile has gone from early 30’s, to mid 20’s, to late teens, to 14.
Frick, I need to try to go backwards in age!
June 6th, 2006 at 5:46 am
She’s a immature delusional *****, what a loser and a coward! And Jeremy Jackson is a attention *****.
June 6th, 2006 at 11:28 am
I figured that the mailing graphics wasn’t really true, but thought I’d ask anyway. I really don’t have to worry about most of my work being stolen since I work for a magazine and it’s covered under that. It’s just some c*** lady stole some of my art work in college. (I went in to interview for an internship and at the end, she said “we don’t really need you, but thanks for the free ideas!” Which if I ever see that stuff used, I do have the original photoshop files (with, yes 12+ layers of effects, images, etc.). And yes it does seem retarded; I didn’t know if it would realistically work. So I asked a stupid question. At least I don’t love Jeremy Jackson. Hee. But thanks for helping answer my inquiry.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:36 am
Could it be possible that Jeremy Jackson is actually JCsgirl, and that in some bizarro way he is perpetuating his own rediculous D-list celebrity lifestlye with comments from “female fans”?
June 10th, 2006 at 4:01 am
Annoying you are.
June 15th, 2006 at 1:00 am
“This is BS. If you dont like Jeremy Jackson then why pick on the People who like him. He not a bad person…..I am a big fan of him…..this Hater Club in here need to get a life and Quit be a Hater to someone that you guys dont know in person. And another thing. I see all these mean comments about my Friends Pam and Melissa….what have they do to you???? huh? I didnt think so…..so Leave them alone. They are just a big support of Jeremy Jackson. IF you dont like it…then you should keep your comment to yourself!!!!!”
June 15th, 2006 at 9:07 am
“He not a bad person…..I am a big fan of him…..”
Oh, ok, then YOU are the bad person. Like, really bad.
“what have they do to you???? huh? I didnt think so”
…are you foreign or just retarded?
We will leave you and your friends alone the minute you all agree to:
1) Never talk, or type, or generally communicate with people ever again.
2) Crawl back up JJ’s a$$ and live in Canada…forever.
3) “Quit be a hater”
June 15th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
None of your business….. I dare you to peruse the comments left to Jeremy Jackhole and see for yourself if indeed Melissa is not somewhat obsessed. I also extend the the same challange to anyone who reads this post. There is a fine line between a fan and a stalker and she has obviously tripped over it. If she has not, then why no reply to her while others have gotten theirs?
(tap tap tap… I await your reply)
June 16th, 2006 at 1:56 am
Chumly, shut up already!!!!!!!!
June 16th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
ya’ll do realize Jeremy JAckson does search for **** written about him, right?
June 21st, 2006 at 1:02 am
He’s finally back on the map after 5 1/2 years of being on the right track (off drugs & alcohol).
It’s fine that you can’t stand him and make fun of him - in fact it’s great . . because your thinking about him every day.
And for every 1 of you guys that hate him there are 1000 teenage girls that would do anything he said and watch anything he was in and listen to anything he performed . . the ranks are growing daily.
When people you never met hate you . . your definitely getting famous!
Like Gene Simmons (KISS) said - “Some people love us, some people hate us - but EVERYBODY knows about us”
June 21st, 2006 at 11:06 am
We don’t hate him, we hate you.
We just realize that he and his “1000 teenage” fans are awful human beings and deserve to be pelted with rotten meat products. We realize he is famous, but we are smart enough to recognize that his character and motives are downright laughable. You, on the other hand, are not near that smart making you an even bigger a$$ clown than he is.
“And for every 1 of you guys that hate him there are 1000 teenage girls that would do anything he said and watch anything he was in and listen to anything he performed”
…and he’s a sexual predator too?! Impressive.
June 21st, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Dr. Rosenblat shut up! and Grow UP…because you are making me puke…..
you are a loser anyways…just leave my friends alone. and if you dont,,,well
you dont want to know anyway,…so If I were you, watch your back!!!!
June 21st, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Actually to be a predator he would have to stalk the prey, while in reality girls chase him. But you must know what thats like being a jewish doctor. Sexy! Obviously you would react very well to being pelted with meat products, being a pork-dodger and all.
June 22nd, 2006 at 7:31 am
“pork-dodger”? What does that even mean? I mean, thanks….I guess.
I want you guys to realize something: You are on an internet message board defending one of the most well-rounded d0uche bags in the history of the world. Why is he not here defending himself, or you? Because he knows as well as I do that his fans are absolute a$$ goblins.
Look at the definition of a predator, do you see anything about stalking? You’re, like, uber-smart. Predators prey on those weaker than them. What is weaker than Jeremy Jackson himself you may ask? Impressionable teenage girls who spend their time obsessing over his abhorant hollywood persona and years of expensive, yet suprisingly poor plastic surgery (ie. you). In reality, the only thing sadder than that hollywood meth head are his fans. Find a better role model, or maybe a new hobby….like growing up.
“just leave my friends alone. and if you dont,,,well you dont want to know anyway,…so If I were you, watch your back!!!!” = hilarious.
June 22nd, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Actually he thinks you guys are losers in a way. Just thought I would point that out.
And he thinks you are bored and have nothing better to do and that I have to agree with.
June 22nd, 2006 at 7:59 pm
^^^ Then why doesn’t he come and say it? Too chickensh*t, perhaps? Or has the harsh reality hit him?
June 27th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Here’s a challange for those obsessed with Jeremy. Save up your dough and buy a ticket to out to Cali and hang out at the bar he works at. When, an if, you see him, go up and introduce yourself as one of his fans from Myspace.
Come back and tell us what happens.
June 28th, 2006 at 11:38 am
/\ “Come back and tell us what happens.”
Dude, it would take forever for them to get back to us. You have to account for the month or so, after the incident, that they would spend sulking in the dark watching Baywatch reruns and eating ice cream out of the container until finally contemplating suicide.
June 28th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
That’s the beauty of my challange. It would never happen and if it did, you’d never hear from them because they-
1 - Would never put forward the money for fear they dispell the myth
2 - Would never report back because, most likely, the encounter would not be up to their expectations.
Again, I throw it out there. It’s an easy thing to do, actually.
June 28th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
Ha Ha what a loser!!! I got this from JCsgirls bulletin
From: IM 2 MUCH ACCORDING TO JEREMY JACKSON!!! *BLUSH*
Date: Jun 28, 2006 9:07 AM
Subject: If you guys don’t see me online after Sunday for a while….
Its because my parents could take my computer away from me for not going into work for the past 4 months. I couldn’t help it. I hate it there.
So if I get fired and if anyone gives me the whatfor for it I won’t be too happy.
This is just in case I get it taken away. I hope I don’t.
Just don’t give me the whatfor for it.
(serves her right the B!tch need to get a a life)
June 29th, 2006 at 6:39 am
Not going to work for the LAST 4 MONTHS??????
“If” I get fired??????
June 29th, 2006 at 9:23 am
JCsGirl (and I quote) : “And for you little information I AM NOT OBSESSED WITH JEREMY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe you don’t because you like trashing people you don’t know. IMMATURE AND LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
A few things here:
- “IM 2 MUCH ACCORDING TO JEREMY JACKSON!!!” ummm…you’re “2 much” according to most criminal psychologists too. No, youre not obsessed, you are downright sick. Seriously. Burn your computer, get some prozak from your doctor, and wire your mouth shut. Then maybe you will actually be able to be a functional part of society.
- We didnt trash you, your parents did. Lets just say that if your parents (whom you admittedly still live with) know you well and allow your behavior to progress they are either not strict enough or just downright evil.
- “IMMATURE AND LOSERS” You live with mommy and daddy who threaten to ground and/or punish you, neglect your responsibilities to play on the computer, and probably spend the rest of your time sniffing glue and cutting “JJ” into your forearms. Plus I bet you still sh*t your pants. A lot.
June 29th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Here’s another idiotic bulletin from jcsgirl:
IM 2 MUCH ACCORDING TO JEREMY JACKSON!!! *BLUSH*
Date: Jun 28, 2006 3:06 PM
Subject: Men are gay except for Jeremy Jackson and Wolfie….
Body: I just thought I would single them 2 out because me likies Jeremy and Wolfie is his friend and they are both on my friendship list.
okay why did I say that? I’ll tell you why. Them are pigs that don’t give a **** about nothing except themselves.
Wanna know why I said that? A dumbass that I liked before hooked up with one of my friends and this dumbass says I need psychological help. Okay so he said it last September. But, what bugs me is my friend likes him after he says some stuff about me to my face. Why did he say that? he’s a loser. that’s why.
Will I ever get over it? No because it bugs me that my friend still wants to go after him because he was nice to her. Its stupid that a friend would do that.
Okay I’m done.
I’m going on my merry little way and yeah some of you know who I’m talking about like maybe 2 of you do on my list or 3. I forget who I all told.
(Friendship list? Its called “extended network” on a friends list you unsavy B!tch. here’s a rule if you don’t them in real life they aren’t your real friends.
June 30th, 2006 at 7:13 am
We just realize that he and his “1000 teenage” fans are awful human beings and deserve to be pelted with rotten meat products. We realize he is famous, but we are smart enough to recognize that his character and motives are downright laughable. You, on the other hand, are not near that smart making you an even bigger a$$ clown than he is.
“And for every 1 of you guys that hate him there are 1000 teenage girls that would do anything he said and watch anything he was in and listen to anything he performed”
i luv all of u guys and ur wit is genius!!! but dr ‘blat u r the **** and deserve all sorts of medals and awards for distinguished service in satire..**** yea!
July 10th, 2006 at 9:56 pm
I had something to say at comment 45, but it looks like I missed out, let me try and offend one of the fan-cows, I want in on the one-sided flame war, or dare I say massacre. JJ is a prick, and this is well backed up with lines and lines of text written by him, and by others. His fan girls need to find new lives. For there sakes, or at least get tubal ligations as soon as they hit 18.
Entertainment bargains don’t often come coupled with dry wit and top notch sarcasm. Ride on Mr. Nutz, ride on.
July 11th, 2006 at 4:53 am
I hope Jeremy Jackson dies in a plane crash…or gets AIDS.
July 16th, 2006 at 9:27 am
This site is so funny I can’t breathe from laughing so hard.
Anyone over the age of 18 who is obsessed with a celebrity needs to check themselves in to a mental hospital, STAT!
Jeremy Jackson is hot in Costa Mesa?! That’s it’s?! ******* Costa Mesa?! That’s like saying he’s big in Luxembourg. Whoop-de-*******-do.
Lay of the meth, Jeremy - that **** will kill you.
July 22nd, 2006 at 1:04 pm
lol she lives /w her parents?
July 23rd, 2006 at 11:51 pm
Uh-oh. JJ’s fans are making death threats. I guess it’s bad to make fun of people or rather total douchecookies.
See there comes a point in a girls life where she stops trying to hook up with washed up celebs. But I guess verbally abusing douchecookies is like, so five minutes ago and stalking sorry excuses for anything is totally in. ***** and whine all you want. All these guys are gonna do is humiliate you. Like me for instance. I think the lot of you are bonbon consuming middle-aged women who liked all of those gay 90’s boy bands. like JJ’s stalker is a total cow. If i were that ****** I’d files a restraining order. But the fact remains that you’re a cow and eventually your fingers are going to be to fat to type properly. (as if you did)
She probly worked at a Burger King and got fired because she was caught steeling all of the cheesecake.
July 28th, 2006 at 9:14 am
He actually looks like Vanilla Ice
July 30th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
goddamn swamp donkeys lusting over a mannequin.
August 4th, 2006 at 10:56 am
I can’t tell who Dahveed is insulting.
Vanilla Ice is way cooler. At least he had a slight amount of musical talent.
Best one sentence summary award goes to satan. Swamp donkey is my new favorite insult.
August 7th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Why are you all so mean to my twin brother Jeremy. He is the best actor/singer of the world.
And i don’t know anyone who is more beautiful and handsom as he! so look at some one else or to your self. And leave my brother alone.
Jeremy i love you always, see ya soon!!
August 9th, 2006 at 9:24 pm
I came to this website out of curiousity & I just want to say - Thanks so much for making me laugh sooooo fu*king hard! It’s just what I really needed! And to those of you who made all those great witty retorts, good job. Absolutely fu*king genius responses, especially Dr. Rosenblat : )
August 11th, 2006 at 7:55 am
Why your quite welcome.
jessie, STFU, you fool no one with your pseudo-incestual-homoerotic comments. We can tell your a girl.
September 10th, 2006 at 10:14 am
As Friends of a friend of JCsgirl(aka Melissa Rafferty) We think she’s just a stupid clinically retarded sea cow . She’s a pathetic attention seeker who updates her insipid profile every single hour and has to announce it to the world…..plus her lame *** surveys gets on everyone effing nerves. Please Melissa quit logging into Myspace every single day and start living in the real world.
October 2nd, 2006 at 1:23 pm
WOW…who is the loser that has the time to write an article hating on Jeremy Jackson??? You know you are a loser when you hate on someone that doesnt even know you!!! get a life, at least Jeremy is doing something else other than hating on ppl!
October 20th, 2006 at 11:58 pm
Wow…your a bitter SOB if you took the time to write all this trash. At least he is still important enough for losers like you to stress over. Im sure he’d thank you for the publicity.
Get a life.
October 24th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
jeremy jackson if you got to know him is pretty cool guy. the fact that you sat around for this long to talk some trash about him is pathetic. go on with your boreing little life now. kthanks
October 24th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
You guys need a ******* lifeeee!!
October 24th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
it’s amazing how lowlives really have nothing better to do than slag on people who are having fun in life doing whatever they want to do. grow a spine and seriously find something worthwile to do in your sad, pathetic, dead end life. look in the mirror *********
October 24th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
i’d let him kiss me where i pee.
cya
October 24th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this. It’s so pathetic, yet, so ******* hilarious! Jermey Jackson is a ******, plain and simple.
October 24th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Too bad you ******** have nothing better to do then rag on people you are jealous of!!! I think you should look in the mirror if you want to see the real **********!!!!!
October 24th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
This is the most pathetic thing I have ever read. Jeremy is a nice guy. There is no need to trash talk him. Get a life and then do something productive with it!
October 24th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
“it’s amazing how lowlives really have nothing better to do…etc.”
It’s also amazing that you fangirls can’t come up with more original insults. Continuously spewing the same old “OMG U GUYZ R TEH LAME AN HAF NO LIVZ GO 2 HELL” crap isn’t going to get you any respect (not like you had any to begin with.)
I’ve noticed that every preteen girl on the internet acts the exact same way when insulted. Maybe they’re part of a collective, like the Borg. Or, heck, maybe they ARE Borg.
You children should keep your mullet fetish to yourselves.
October 24th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
lol. to the person who made this site: yeah, hes a club promoter.. and who the **** are you? a person who writes articles about people on myspace? sick ****!
your mummy must be proud you’ve accomplished so much.
by the way, mullets are HOT here in australia. america is like 5 years behind in fashion.. all the **** i see “stars” wearing on tv, everyone wore here when they were like 12 years old.
by 2010, you will all be into the mullets
October 24th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
ARE YA’LL KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU REALLY THAT SAD?
HE IS A KOOL GUY IVE ACTULLY HUNG OUT WITH HIM AND IS REALLY A FUN PERSON.
KEEP ON TALKING ALL YOUR TRASH ,HE LIKES IT.IN FACT HE LOVES IT..REALLY HE DOES!
October 24th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
OK, so who has a LOT of time on their hands???? All you jealous Jeremy Bashing freaks…Who are all of you to judge him? I bet more than half of you will never make the kind of money he has. If girls want to sleep with him, LET EM…To each is own… Obviously if women sleep with him and by looking at his myspace, it looks like he has a HUGE fan base, he is quite liked….
So in conclusion…ya’ll need a life!!! Or you need to hit the gym you fat (_l_)’s hanging on the pc all day worrying about Jeremy Jackson…if he is happy, why should he even care what you think…in fact, he is getting plenty of Putang right now…while you are all watching porn jackin off to some carmen electra workout strip video….DON’T POKE YOURSELF IN THE EYE!!!
October 24th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
OH GOD, NOW THAT HOBIE POSTED A BULLETIN ABOUT HIS ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE GONNA COME AND COMMENT A BUNCH OF BS. ALL THE FAKE HAIR, NAILS, BOOBS, TANS FROM HUNT-ING-TAAAANN… WITH NO BRAINS WHO COCKTAIL WAITRESS AT PLACES LIKE HURRICANES AND SUTRA BECAUSE THEY SUCK AT LIFE. ALL THEY CAN DO IS BE PLASTIC, ******, DRUNK, AND STUPID. LIIIKE OH MAAA GAAADD… THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR MY DRRAAANNKK… AND FOR MY NEW EXTENSIOOOOOONSSSS!!! AND THATS THE TRUTH YESSIR.
October 24th, 2006 at 9:34 pm
OH AND I LOVE HOW EVERYONE IS SAYING HOW IMPORTANT HE STILL IS SINCE YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT HIM.. THESE PEOPLE ALL LIVE IN COSTA MESA AND HUNTINGTON IN THEIR SMALL LITTLE LIVES THAT CONSIST OF SUNDAY FUNDAYS AND DOING RAILS IN THE STALL AT SUTRA. THEY WORK AS COCKTAIL WAITRESSES AND DATE BARTENDERS JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE TATTOOS. THEY LOVE TO WEAR FRANKIE B’S AND STILL ROCK THE TIFFANYS JEWELRY. THEY ALL HAVE FAKE BREASTS, FAKE (UGLY) HAIR, LOOOONG FAKE NAILS, AND REALLY NEED TO PICK UP A COPY OF VOGUE FOR SOME FASHION TIPS. THEIR SKINS LOOKS LIKE PLEATHER AND THEY GET RETARTED WASTED THAT THEY SLEEP WITH THEIR FRIENDS BOYFRIEND. SAD SAD LIFE.
October 24th, 2006 at 9:35 pm
jeleous much?….. get over it….. LOL…
October 24th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
AND THESE GIRLS ARE AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE FEMALE RACE. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT GETTING AN EDUCATION OR BEING ANY KIND OF A RESPECTABLE INTELLIGENT WOMAN. ALL THEY WANT IS THEIR SUGAR DADDY SO THEY CAN STOP WAITRESSING BECAUSE ONCE THEY’RE 40 THE ONLY PLACE THEY CAN WORK IS DENNYS.
October 25th, 2006 at 6:02 am
Hi Everybody,
I just stopping by to say to you all: GET A LIFE AND LEAVE JEREMY JACKSON ALONE. He is tha best actor and entertainer of the world. JEREMY YOU RULEZZZZZZ
LOVE YA ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 25th, 2006 at 6:16 am
Hell, I don’t think Denny’s would even consider hiring these retards. Try the strip club down the block.
October 25th, 2006 at 8:59 am
I Think the real d**chebag Is the person who sat here for an hour writing this crap!!! How anyone can just sit here and slander one person is beyond me. But keep talking your ****! Because as long as your writting about him, hes doing something right!
October 25th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Seriously, webmaster, you might want to consider turning your comments off. And keeping them off. That way, little ***** like Heather won’t **** around with you anymore. Sure, they’re good for a laugh, but it doesn’t take long for patience to wear thin.
October 25th, 2006 at 11:48 pm
I think everyone getting worked up to the point of wanting to pull each other’s extensions/acrylics/fauxhawks/mullet-tails off over someone as inconsequential as Jeremy Whackson is entertainingly ridiculous in and of itself…that said, he IS a total wank-job who represents all that is wrong with the Orange County “scene” and all the people stuck out in Ohio or Riverside or wherever who yearn to emulate it. Trust me, despite what free rags like “944″ magazine would like you to believe, there is nothing too exciting or fun about establishments of the sort J.J. frequents/promotes and the Axe-cologne-reeking wannabe “ballers”, and Louis Vuitton swathed goldiggers who go there to preen with $12 martinis in their hands and their eyes roaming the room for someone to snort and screw the boredom away with for the night.
That said…it IS highly disturbing that all these supposedly “grown” women devote hours to constructing MySpace shrines to the pre-pubescent star of a program whose name is a punch-line in and of itself. As if that isn’t bad enough, they then take it upon themselves to attack harmless websites whose humor is beyond their non-irony-computing brains. Get ahold of yourselves, gals…and while you’re at it, grab a dictionary (or even your computer’s spell-check, for Christ’s sake), maybe visit a museum or a library, or just get out of your house for a walk around the block (or two)…and lay off people who enjoy snarking on PUBLIC figures who have made themselves fair game.
October 26th, 2006 at 4:28 am
What the JJ fans don’t know is that every time you view a page at my site, I get paid a few pennies. It adds up to a tidy sum at the end of the month. (Shh! Don’t tell!)
In the words of the great Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: “Thank you and come again!”
January 16th, 2007 at 11:16 am
I like how he has his own song on her profile. Lulz.
January 20th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
He should put a warning on him goddamn site about the second you open it, the computer lags, then a giant boom of bass goes, while your computer cannot ******* move because his site is whoring out my ****** computer, so I have to put up with his crap then look at his oh-so-awesome pictures. Grrr
January 20th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I don’t know what to say.
Be careful of crazy people who will CAPS you to death.
April 7th, 2007 at 2:38 am
I am shocked that someone would take all that time, saying such hateful things about someone they don’t even know.. Is that America? I thought these people where cool.. Topic starter and hate spreader, you should be ashamed of yourself. Peace from Holland.
April 9th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
It looks like Vanilla Ice and a monkey made sweet love and this is the result of it.
Is there such a thing as a Z list celebrity?
April 11th, 2007 at 8:22 am
gaaaaaayyyyy! he’s looks like an A hole. I wonder if if supplies ruffies to rice racers.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
He looks like Vanilla Ice.