Daily Worst: Crystal
NASCAR scares me. It’s a bunch of redneck types drinking lots of pissy beer, sitting in a big circle watching cars explode and spray flaming debris all over their fellow bystanders.
They worship Dale Earnhardt like he’s f*cking Elvis and make really bad ESPN movies about him (anyone see “3″?).
Even worse, they worship his kid as if he was Senior reincarnate. Picture Junior quivering and his eyes glowing green as his dad’s wispy translucent soul flies around the track a bit and then enters his son’s body through the mouth with the screech of a banshee.
Reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
And now women are getting into NASCAR. That’s even scarier.
See, men get all crazy with sports and competitive things; women hate that sh*t. But that’s a good thing because it helps keep men grounded. When men are screaming at the TV and acting like they’re getting a red hot poker shoved up their ass, women come along and say, “Knock that sh*t off, you f*ckin’ ape. Get off the sofa.”
But now women are getting into NASCAR. Have a look at today’s Worst, Crystal. She and her family seem like nice common Southern folk, but her page betrays her obsession. That stupid flashing page bling combined with low-grade animated pictures of Dale, Jr. is enough to make me want to drink gasoline and do like the little Calvin pictures and pee on the NASCAR logo in front of thousands of bleating, sunburned rednecks.
Just to start some fights, you know?
This crazy biznatch scares me even more I think (Curses! She went Private!).
Anyway, I suppose that the Nascar chick phenomenon is yet another indicator of the decline of Western civilization as we know it. Allahu akbar!
September 11th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
Oh how I love it when myspace screams at Rednecks to join the team. How I love finding any Redneck on ANY website. It’s almost..adoreable…in a sickening way, I suppose.
September 11th, 2006 at 7:33 pm
I actually had time to look at her entire page, and by the time I was done, it was still loading
I’m amazed that I could get past the bright, girly colours.
And is it just me, or do all of these NASCAR fanatics always anticipate the season premieres of every Prime Time TV show?
September 12th, 2006 at 3:15 am
She has the nerve to have a blinky on her page that says “stupid people annoy me”.
September 12th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Looking over her page gave me a similar feeling to eating lunch in a Walmart McDonalds. Barefoot. Ive never encountered a page that so openly condoned obesity. Apparently “big girls do it better”. Of course by “it” she means “eating an entire jar of mayonaise, with a spoon, and fleeing the scene when Walmart security finds out, only to be found feet from the store in fetal position gasping for air”. I mean, c’mon folks, this one is too easy. It’s like she blatantly displays all of her shortcomings for everyone to see. And mock. So, judging by the info she provides, she is a fat, crazy b*tch with an unyeilding passion for Nascar and unmerited pride in her abhorant upbringing, tragic personality, and loathsome physique. In conclusion she belongs in a coma.
September 13th, 2006 at 3:39 am
He’s baaaaaaaaaaaack.
September 13th, 2006 at 4:01 am
The south won’t rise again.
September 13th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
..wow.
*cough*
First thing that happened when I went to her page,
I instantly went deaf.
I ^$&*#&^$&#$ hate &^*#&^$&#^$ country music.
and her page..
was atrocious.
..wow.
September 13th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Since when were people like this allowed to use computers?
September 14th, 2006 at 8:37 am
I pity the poor child born to this southern atrocity.
I usually dont see Dale Earnhardt and American History X on the same page.
To which category stated does she file American History X, Family?
Im fortunate to live a life sheltered from this trash.
September 15th, 2006 at 1:02 am
Do you actually let people know what you’re saying about them, or do you get off hiding behind the internet talking ****? So what if people like NASCAR? Especially women. It doesn’t make the fans rednecks. Not all fans are. And it’s about time women started getting involved in what is considered male dominant. As for being fat, making comments against someone’s weight just goes to show how horrible you feel about yourself inside. You only wish you could have the courage to eat what you want and not give a damn about what society says is the way to be. Not all fat people are unhealthy. You should pick up a book and read up on it sometime. Instead of bashing people from your computer. You are all what is wrong with society today. How pathetic are you to sit around scanning through profiles just to find one that you think sucks? Get over yourselves. Get a life.
September 15th, 2006 at 4:04 am
Yeah! You guys are DICKS!
September 15th, 2006 at 4:53 am
Hello everyone this CRYSTAL!!! I just thought I would let you guys know that I am not the typical “REDNECK” you think I am — as a matter of fact I don’t consider myself a “REDNECK” all actually — I am DAMN proud to be raised in the south and if you ppl don’t like then I don’t care. And just to let you know that YES they do let people like me work a computer as a matter of fact you jack asses I have a degree as a Microcomputer Specialist!!! I am sure I can’t say the same for you!!! As for my weight I am not unhealthy, I am happy with the way I look and since NONE of you actually know you can NOT sit there and judge me!!! So all I have to say to you people is that if you don’t like my page you don’t have to look at it!!! I never asked you to check it out in the first place!!! Yeah so I am a NASCAR fan and I do like American History X….to me that is not a bad thing….I have a VERY smart and beautiful daughter!!! So once again IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY PAGE DON’T LOOK AT!!!!! And you ppl are STUPID and you do ANNOY me!!!
September 15th, 2006 at 5:16 am
We Want more Dr.Rosemblat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(you are just so effing funny)
September 15th, 2006 at 11:15 am
“So what if people like NASCAR? Especially women. It doesn’t make the fans rednecks.”
no, no, we arent saying NASCAR makes you redneck, you have to be a redneck for a while before you really appreciate what NASCAR has to offer. In fact, Id say NASCAR doesnt make rednecks, rednecks make NASCAR. Neat huh?
“You only wish you could have the courage to eat what you want and not give a damn about what society says is the way to be.”
It’s not only society she doesnt give a damn about, but also her health, physical appearance, self esteem, and probably odor.
“Not all fat people are unhealthy.”
Obesity IS unhealthy, that’s why it’s called obesity.
Obestity - The condition of being obese; increased body weight caused by excessive accumulation of fat.
Since when is the excessive accumulation of fat not unhealthy? I mean c’mon you illiterate butterbean, thats like saying “Not all midgets are short”. It comes with the territory you dolt. Pick up a book and read up on it sometime.
She obviously knows what we are saying about her (refer to her post), so here’s some advice for you:
1) Relax, youll live longer.
2) Did you seriously come on here to post in utter disagreement expecting to come out the hero? Get over YOURself.
3) Exercise regularly, and for god sakes, quit packing your already amorphous body with more sugary pastry deserts.
” I am DAMN proud to be raised in the south and if you ppl don’t like then I don’t care.”
Really? Thats funny, because if you didnt care why would you have bothered to post your brilliant little tirade? Like we dont get messages like this from EVERY person we’ve clowned on this site.
” I am happy with the way I look”
Doubtful, how many attractive women do you see that have to advertise how “attractive” they are? Pretty much none. I bet you have one of those “Princess on Board” bumper stickers too dont you? The only people you see with sh*t like that are people with low self esteem that desperately want attention.You know youre fat…you admit it. Why not do something about it rather than drawing attention to it, and trying to make it sound like a good thing? I’ll tell you why, it’s just too much work. It’s easier to cram your flabby body into some spandex and pretend like nobody is bothered by it.
“you do ANNOY me”
Thats what we’re here for ma’am. You should have never admitted that.
September 15th, 2006 at 11:26 am
She would not have known if I hadn’t told her.
And I think YOU need to read more. I didn’t
say obese. I said fat. There are varying dergrees
of it. And just because someone says they are proud
of the way they look (fat or not) does not mean they
are seeking attention to that fact. That would be like
saying saying you’re proud to have teeth. You’re just saying
that so people will pay attention to that fact? Dumb. Most
people say they are proud of the way they look because they
are tired of people who have nothing better to do, and are so
disgusted with themselves that they have to pick on people
who are different. So I say again, get over yourselves. As for
me relaxing, I am well relaxed. I actually laugh as I type this.
September 15th, 2006 at 11:48 am
Before the internet and myspace, one would have to frequent a bowling alley in order to meet a woman of Crystal’s calibre.
September 15th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
I didnt say fat, i said obese then AFTERWARD you started whinning about how fat people arent really fat or some sh*t. I am willing to bet f*cking money that both she, and you, are obese to some degree. Don’t say “fat” and make it sound like you are carrying 5 extra pounds.
Saying youre proud of how you look is WAY different than going out of your way to make sure the world knows it (aka seeking attention), and desperately trying to spin your shortcomings into a positive thing. Does she have glittery text all over her page containing catchy phrases about how sexy it is to have teeth? No? Then what the flying f*ck are you babbling about?
Notice how the only things she advertises on that page are her faults (ex. being fat, being a self proclaimed ***** and drama queen, being a redneck (which she is apparently in denial of)). Why? To rationalize them, get attention, and make her feel better about what she already knows to be ignorant garbage.
And the reason you are laughing is because I am funny.
In conclusion: You’re, like, super smart.
September 15th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
Yes, you are funny.
And yes, I am smart.
Thank you.
September 16th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
You want to talk about self etseem? I think all of you need some. If you sit on the computer and look at poeples myspace profyles and judge them without even knwoing anything about the person and creating a website to trash talk them then maybe you should re-evaluate yours.
September 16th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Dr. Rosenblat…How dare you have the audacity to criticize my wife in that manner. You are an ungrateful son of a b@#$h. You are judging her and you dont have the slightest clue about her or what she stands for. Listen to me you sorry piece of sh#t, Crystal is a loving and caring wife and she is one of the greatest moms that I have ever seen. She is a great christian and loves God and she loves her life. She is absolutely gorgeous and she has no shortcommings. She doesn’t have to put herself down because to me and ALL OF THE PEOPLE that she knows, she is absolutely perfect. So, what I would like for you to do right now is to go and crawl back under that rock that you have been living under and stay there….You are just one more of the STUPID PEOPLE who are doing nothing more than taking up the much need space in the world for SMART, EDUCATED, and VERY BEAUTIFUL people like my wife………You have got to be the absolute dumbest person I have ever had the privelege to come into encounter with. You are nothing more than the biggest JOKE I have ever heard of!…..Pick on somebody else you stupid Mother-F%$#@R!
September 16th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
Well I am shocked to learn that some people out there have nothing better to do with their own lives than to trash someone else’s Myspace page!! So what if she likes Nascar?? So what if she is overweight?? Our country was founded so that we could all have the freedom to be who we want to be and to worship who we want to. We are all different if we werent it would be a pretty boring place to live!!! I bet plenty of people wouldnt appreciate the persons page who wrote the initial blast of Crystal’s page!!! I would personally never trash someone else for what they like. If it isnt my thing then I would move on!!! You people need to get a life!!!!!
September 16th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Looks like they’ve motivated other members of the Mullet Mafia. They’re employing dastardly methods like swear words and long-winded rants! The only effective way to fight this evil is through retaliation using Extra Mockery.
By the way, I can’t get that song “What Would You Do” from Team America out of my head.
September 16th, 2006 at 4:57 pm
You folks that bash other people’s sites and criticize those of us who like NASCAR are probably folks that either still live with your parents or are unemployed, living off of handouts & welfare, that us working folks pay for. But since we are working, we can choose how to spend our money and if it’s on NASCAR, so be it, it’s our choice. You should really grow up and get a life instead of worrying what other people post and trying to dump on other’s pages. Either way, your site isn’t the page of perfection either. Oh sorry, didn’t mean to interrupt your online Xbox games, UFC watching (there’s high class), and mooching off others………..dumbasses.
September 16th, 2006 at 5:09 pm
I can’t believe someone would put a person down for what they are interested in. I went to Crytal’s page and saw nothing wrong with it. There are only 5 nascar pictures on her page. I am a long time NASCAR fan. And Yes, Dale Earnhardt Sr. the best race car driver, and teacher that there ever was. I am also a die hard Dale Jr fan. And to say that, “It’s a bunch of redneck types drinking lots of pissy beer, sitting in a big circle watching cars explode and spray flaming debris all over their fellow bystanders.” Is Bullsh¤t!! I also want to know what your definition of a “redneck” is
September 16th, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Sounds like to me this ole boy don’t have a life at all and sits on myspace just to see whom he can get pissed off !!! but he got my attention, i would like to inform him that NASCAR is as big as football!! and who gives a rats *** what u think about weman getting in to sports !!
I’m a HUGE Dale JR fan and i can’t ******* stand for anyone to talk **** about him!! are NASCAR for that fact! …..and to talk **** about ppl that support something that they love is ….bullshit i bet this ****** has something that he truely loves ! to tell the trueth this person is one of those liberal …fat…no ***** getting ******* that has nothen better to do then make a site to bash other sites and tell everyone of that is his freedom of spech ….dude all i have to say is Join a gym loose all that fat….get ya some ***** and then hell go to a NASCAR race and see what life is really about….
September 16th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
All I can say is Wow…I guess our troops are just fighting for a bunch of rednecks.
I could have swore they where fighting for americans,
What ever happen to all men are created equal!
Now i see why we have wars, because there are still idiots out there in the world.
sh%@ paw lets go by us some slaves, and start back at the begining of time…
September 16th, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Mr. Nutz is nuts!
You obviously don’t know anything about auto racing. You are profiling, as your buddy, Ron White would say: “that ain’t right”. Mr. Nutz if you don’t like our group of people I suggest that you keep away from our myspace pages. What is the link to your myspace so we can critize your myspace in a blog. Please do, I’m sure we can find something mean to say about it. But you know what? I don’t care what your page has on it, because your an idiot. I have little to no patience for IDIOTS like you.
Find a job a$$hole!!!!
September 16th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
My page is here: http://myspace.com/worstof
Please be kind to me: I’m fragile!
September 16th, 2006 at 5:44 pm
People…don’t even check it out. He is just an guy with serious head problems who has nothing better to do than sit at his computer desk pissing people off all day.
Mr. Nutz, did you know thinking negative thoughts all day will cause an early death? It’s true.
September 16th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Oh lookie..he’s a swinger HA, Must be gay, More to love, Must be really stupid if books are for smart people. And someone please get him some toilet paper!!
September 16th, 2006 at 5:47 pm
I know. I can only pray I’ll be so lucky.
September 16th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
A swinger? What a freakin’ low-life, scumbag, STD carrier, & stupid a$$ with no morals. Nutz is real smart isn’t he? It takes more than books to make you smart. There is something called common sense, which Mr. Nutz does NOT possess.
September 16th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
So you are a scientologist???? Friends with Tom Cruise I suppose!! Maybe if you had a real job you could help bankroll his on the decline career!!! And you are a swinger –something tells me you wouldnt be very popular at a Nascar event!!! Unlike you Nascar fans are very moral, patriotic and religious!!! And Nascar is not just a southern sport!!! It is the fastest growing sport in the country!! There are quite a few drivers from California and there are fans all over from New York to California to Florida and even Canada so yall are messing with a lot of people!!! And yes I said yall I am southern and proud I am a Floridian and WOW I even know how to vote correctly!!! Beat you to that joke!!!! Individuality is important to keep our country strong!!!! So that is as mean as I can get!!! Sorry to disappoint you, but when you pick on Nascar or an Earnhardt you have awaken a sleeping giant!!!
September 16th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
So what if people like NASCAR? Especially women. It doesn’t make the fans rednecks. Not all fans are. And it’s about time women started getting involved in what is considered male dominant.IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY PAGE DON’T LOOK AT!!!!! And you ppl are STUPID and you do ANNOY me!!! Well I am shocked to learn that some people out there have nothing better to do with their own lives than to trash someone else’s Myspace page!! i would like to inform him that NASCAR is as big as football!! and who gives a rats *** what u think about weman getting in to sports !!
I’m a HUGE Dale Sr And Jr fan and i can’t stand for anyone to talk **** about them!! You obviously don’t know anything about auto racing. Am a long time NASCAR fan. And Yes, Dale Earnhardt Sr. the best race car driver ever. You need to grow up and get a life *******
September 16th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Well now, sounds like someone doesn’t have much of a life.
First of all, you are missing out on a lot of fun - More fun than reading someones MySpace page and trashing it. Nascar is VERY exciting, and VERY popular with a LOT of people. Look into it - because it seems that you really don’t know what you are talking about.
I am not going to lower myself to your level by trashing you or calling you names, I kind of feel sorry for you - because this is the only way you can get attention.
I am proud to say that I worship Dale Jr. - just like I do Elvis. And do I care what you think? NO.
Oh - one final comment - GO JUNIOR ! ! !
September 16th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
I don’t consider myself a Redneck. I consider myself an educated girl. In total 8 years of Medical school @ the University of Florida. I am a medical examiner. I am not stupid nor do I consider Nascar fans stupid. To incinuate all Nascar fans are Rednecks,backwoods, ignorant people is downright wrong. It is unfornunate that you have nothing better to do than surf the web and knock other people’s thoughts and perseption. That makes you & others shallow,uncouth and pathetic.
You ask what the big Deal is about Nascar? It’s only the 2nd highest rated sport in the United states. And you still question it like your two chicken nuggets short of a happy meal.Or perhaps your open to having several possible meanings or interpretations of what you think you know? Only idiots of doubtful or uncertain nature say stupid **** and it makes it difficult to comprehend, distinguish, or classify what your trying to convey. Perhaps you don’t even know yourself?
September 16th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
I just read your profile and you are a moron. You like to make fun of others bad design skills? Your page has no design at all. And all that bright pink. That is atrocious! How dare you make fun of someone else’s profile. I am a very well paid grapic designer, so yes I can critique your design skills. And yes I am a NASCAR fan, but also a very intelligent, well educated person. Get a life!!!
September 16th, 2006 at 6:21 pm
Prove it. Let’s see your work.
September 16th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
What ever happened to freedom of speech? What ever happened to each others opinions? If you have the right to voice youre opinion, she has the right to voice what she believes in. Do you realize that over half the people in the world are obese? You probably are and arent willing to say so. Who the f*ck cares if women like NASCAR?? You are probably upset that these men are getting more p*ssy than youre patheitc a$$ will see in youre lifetime. Why sit here and ridicule someone when you obviously have the time to go through all these websites. What do you do with youre time?? We can see you have no life whatsoever. Go out, get a life and get a job if your smart enough for one!! Let us NASCAR fans be and pick on someone like yourself who isnt happy and has nothing better do with your puny life. Have a Wonderful day!!!!
September 16th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Oh, you’re really good. You know that no intelligent person, is going to send you anything on a website like this. It’s hard to tell what you would do with it. I know what I am and don’t have to prove anything to a moron like you. Go ahead say something, I know you will, because you knew before you posted that I will not send you something.
September 16th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
This site depends on ****** made MySpace profiles, so people can bash them. So what’s worse, the ****** MySpace profiles or the parasitic critics that that latch on to ridicule them. If you don’t like it, quit bitching and press the “Back” button. You have my guarantee it will work.
Rosenblat, you have no ******* idea what you’re talking about. And it shows.
Please now create a convenient label for me like you’ve done with everyone else you’ve disagreed with. That way, maybe, you won’t respond and I won’t feel the need to fill a burlap bag with kitten and beat it against a wall.
September 16th, 2006 at 7:08 pm
I watch REAL racing: F1 and Indy.
September 16th, 2006 at 7:16 pm
So you are anti American then??? Indy and F1 are almost all foreigners I dont personally have a problem with it, but it does shed insight on who you really are!!!
September 16th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Rednecks unite!
And Elyse, wtf are are you talking about? ******* dumbass.
September 16th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
nascar is like golf without the holes, plus the smell. Whee hah! how many more laps Jethro? Ahh **** man heck if I know, pas me anudda Bud and git in the truck biyatch!
September 16th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Just came back in to check on the situation….Thank you to everyone who is standing up for their beliefs and for also having the guts to stand up to these stupid people. Havent heard from Dr. Rosenblat again so we can all hope that the rock he was living under fell on him or at least fell in his mouth and shut that big hole up for a long time. The world will at least have one night of peace…So, until tomorrow, IT’s SUNDAY…BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY..LET’S GO RACING BOYS!
September 16th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
cars=testosterone, women=men trapped in a woman’s body who crave that testosterone, testosterone=power
hey I hear there’s a Chicken Soup for the Nascar lover’s soul book? Oh **** HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh man ROTFLMAO!!!! page one: smell the rubber! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
September 16th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
I’m reading through this drivel and I am completely amazed. People are citing the fact that we have freedom of speech. Well it works both ways. Everyone is free to voice their opinions, positive and negative. If you’re going to post things on the internet for everyone to see, then people are going to either bash it or love it. Take it in stride. Move on. It’s the f**king internet for god’s sake. If you don’t like it, ignore it. I dont see the need to get all angry and worked up over this. I enjoy a race every once in a while, I see the humor in what people say and I go on to the next thing. If you can’t laugh at yourself once in a while, I’m sorry for you, you’re missing out.
September 17th, 2006 at 12:23 am
This is so much fun!
September 17th, 2006 at 12:25 am
I like hot Shirley asks for Mr. Nutz myspace site, and then when he gives it to her (which I’m sure she thought he wouldn’t) she says “people… don’t even check it out.” (Probably because it is normal and there is nothing to make fun of)
YOU’RE THE ONE THAT ASK FOR IT, YOU MORON!
But… stupid people make me happy.
September 17th, 2006 at 12:32 am
“So you are anti American then??? Indy and F1 are almost all foreigners I dont personally have a problem with it, but it does shed insight on who you really are!!!”
Elyse - I can’t believe you actually typed and published this. You should keep these comments to yourself. This is why the rest of the world hates America, because of people like you. I hope you never leave your close-minded, small-town-USA, spedning your days eating McDonald’s cheeseburgers and fries and watching TRUE AMERICAN racing.
ignorant fool… you should be evicted from this country.
September 17th, 2006 at 5:46 am
It’s funny because this website will be the next hot thing to voice your opinion.
It’s like Jerry springer on the internet.
Well have fun hatin people, and insulting everyone.
YOU can get away with it here because they can’t kick your ***!
I notice everyone likes the word ignorant….wow your hard core now…im sure you made elyse
wet her pants……NOT……But if it makes you feel better to knock someone else down…go for it be big on the keybord…lol..lmao….lol
BUT WHATEVER! IT’S our country at it’s finest….
September 17th, 2006 at 5:47 am
I think c-ya said it the best!
September 17th, 2006 at 6:59 am
What gave any of you the right to judge someone else? Because she is differant than you that makes it ok to judge and dislike her or her page. It’s called acceptance. Try some of it sometime, you might see that it makes life easier and a lot more fun! For example, I do not personally like nascar, however does that make it ok for me to judge her? No, or anyone else for that matter. Oh yeah and I am happy with the way I look and I have NO part of me that is obese. That too is called acceptance.
September 17th, 2006 at 7:48 am
I agree. what point are you trying to make?
September 17th, 2006 at 7:51 am
Hey Gina unlike you I love being an American and if you actually read what I said you would understand what I ment for someone who is supposedly so educated you cant listen!!! I should be evicted from this counrty?? I am as true an American as is gets and I happen to love my country and the fact that we are all different!!! That is what makes America so great!!! So I forgive your stupidity, and like my previous friend said c-ya is deff the best thing to say to you !!! I am not so high and mighty that I would say you should be evicted, but then it looks like you would rather live elsewhere anyway!!! I actually have a life that is much more important than this–2 wonderful kids and a husband who loves me!!!! That is what matters in life!!! Maybe one day you will be so lucky as me a southern Nascar loving Mom!!!!! Oh yeah and one more thing GO Dale JR!!!! Knew you would love that!!!
September 17th, 2006 at 8:15 am
Get a life, loser. GO outside, get a hobby that doesn’t involve shitting on other people. Does it make you feel like a better person to put other people down?
September 17th, 2006 at 8:43 am
well Gina Marie if you don’t get the point about what is being written maybe you shouldn’t make the comments you make, because obviously your just as silly as you say others are..lmao…lol
but once again Whatever!!!!!lol.lol.lol
your comments are funny too read…lol
September 17th, 2006 at 7:24 pm
“What ever happened to freedom of speech? What ever happened to each others opinions? If you have the right to voice youre opinion,”
I think Cynthia said that.
Isn’t Worst the pinnacle of free speech bordering on libel?
I sort of feel sorry for the Mullet Mafia, they don’t know what they got themselves into when they tried to bring down Worst’s finely tuned machine of flame.
September 17th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
“Get a life, loser. GO outside, get a hobby that doesn’t involve shitting on other people. Does it make you feel like a better person to put other people down?”
I would like to go out on a limb and answer for Mr. Nutz.
Yes, yes it does.
September 17th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
If it does make him feel better, maybe he needs to take a look at himself. And those unedited pics in his profile. Hilarious!! My six year old niece can edit photos that look more realistic than that.
September 17th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Prove it. Let’s see her work.
September 18th, 2006 at 7:20 am
I can’t be live this guy. I am a myspace friend of Crystal, and her space is great. She was able to do stuff I only wish to do on my “myspace”. I think Linda said it best when she said,”IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY PAGE DON’T LOOK AT!!!!!” Those pages are put up there so people can meet other people from around the world, not so you can get your jollies from bashing them and to make them feel bad about themself. So what is she likes Nascar and WWE. So what is she is a healthy wieght, and not rail thin. I’m not rail thin either, are you going to bash me for being heavy. I’l be happy to let you bash me, I know my site sucks. And I know how great your guys egos are after bashing a site that you don’t agree with.
September 18th, 2006 at 7:27 am
dude, this is by far one of the funniest responses i have read to a profile being posted on this site. People are really coming out of the woodwork for this one. Are you really that shocked to see a website like this? If so, why are you here obviously reading through the threads? Im sorry, but if you are a fan of NASCAR Im afraid you are just inferior to people who do things like read, or live in houses, or wear pants regularly. Like I said, watching NASCAR doesnt make you a redneck by default, but being a redneck sure as hell makes you love the hell out of some NASCAR. So examine yourselves closely, only you can be the judge.
What all of you intelligent readers, and angry posters dont realize is that this site was not made to ***** or complain about anything. In fact, we are glad that these profiles exist. This page was simply made to point the finger and ridicule those who wallow in their own ignorance…and filth. We arent “putting people down”, they do that to themselves, we just point and laugh at it. Now, I ask you, is that so “wrong”? Yes? Oops.
For all of you who take this sh*t seriously enough to come one here swearing and making assumptions about me or Mr. Nutz. Thankyou, you make this site and you entertain us to no end. Especially you Jason, your post(s) filled my heart with joy and hope for the future. Also, I will admit, all the things you say and hear about us is true. We are heartless savages that take pleasure in the pain of others and we come to destroy all that you love.
Oh, and I want to clear up a question that we seem to get a LOT: “What gave any of you the right to judge someone else?”
It’s not “what” gives us the right, it’s “who”, and the answer is satan.
~smooches~
September 18th, 2006 at 8:06 am
Im sorry, but if you are a fan of NASCAR Im afraid you are just inferior to people who do things like read, or live in houses, or wear pants regularly. Like I said, watching NASCAR doesnt make you a redneck by default, but being a redneck sure as hell makes you love the hell out of some NASCAR. So examine yourselves closely, only you can be the judge.
You really have a warped sense of what NASCAR fans are like. I love to read, have a college education, I am a single woman who bought my own house when I was 21. On my own with $$ I had earned from a good career. If you want to put people down, I guess that is your right, but know a little information about who you’re putting down first.
September 18th, 2006 at 8:56 am
“You really have a warped sense of what NASCAR fans are like. I love to read, have a college education, I am a single woman who bought my own house when I was 21. On my own with $$ I had earned from a good career. If you want to put people down, I guess that is your right, but know a little information about who you’re putting down first.”
Of course by “read” she actually means “watch Rosanne”, by “college degree” she means “child out of wedlock”, and by “house” she means “trailer with no wheels”. Plus you never mentioned that you wear pants regularly. You have a great career and all this supposed crap going for you yet you managed to completely overlook obtaining a sense of humor. Tragic really.
I am very impressed by your credentials, but I would have thought you intelligent enough to know the difference between an insult and a joke. In this case you are the joke and that in itself is the insult.
September 18th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
wow this topic is still going!
lol,lmao…
just had to come back and check…
I work with Dr.s and yep you fit the profile Dr. Rosenblat..lol. How’s that for stereotyping…..
I will leave that statment wide open so you can think what you like..
Satan , will fill in the rest. of your L—l- minded thoughts..
thats all folks.
…..(jerry springer show)..lol
September 19th, 2006 at 10:21 am
“Take care of yourselves and each other. Thank you. Goodnight.”
September 19th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I hear a lot of NASCAR and “Flag Waving Americans” yap about how if you don’t like the page or the content, hit the back button and move on. The same applies for all you bumpkins that strolled in here to lay down your 2 cents. If you didnlt like what you read, you could have hit the back button or moved on.
But you didn’t, did you? Welcome to the fold, brothers and sisters.
September 19th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Oh god you people. Get a life! Jeez you like that american nascar **** - we don’t need you’re life story to prove you’re a great person or whatever. Pssh
September 20th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Mandycat: WTF is ” L—l- minded thoughts..”?
Chumly: Your making the same mistake that all the other “OMG i meen thiz iz so ruuude you totale must hate me an be jelus of me or sumfing, is not like u haf to look or anyfing” types. It’s a joke. This whole website is a perverted voyeuristic thrill ride showcasing the more obscene members of American culture. We choose to look at these horrible excuses for people as a simple pasttime, and we insult them in the comments section and as the good Doctor said “we just point and laugh at it”.
In all seriousness, I can make fun of you as a human being, and you can throw **** right back, but the more you react the more entertained we are. It would behoove you to prove-us-wrong at least in the slightest way, and ignore us. You could read welcome to the internet while your at it, since some of you are into “reading” and all that jazz.
-peesh-
September 21st, 2006 at 7:12 am
True enough. if you’re going to put yourself out on the net or myspace, warts and fat and all, then you can’t moan when you get laughed at. also NASCAR sucks balls. at least F1 has corners and requires skill to compete in.
September 21st, 2006 at 8:37 am
“I work with Dr.s and yep you fit the profile Dr. Rosenblat”
you mean I am smart, skilled, probably rich, and I see a variety of genitals on a daily basis? Sounds about right. Or is that an “L—l- minded thought”?
“This whole website is a perverted voyeuristic thrill ride showcasing the more obscene members of American culture. We choose to look at these horrible excuses for people as a simple pasttime, and we insult them in the comments section and as the good Doctor said “we just point and laugh at it”.”
What people fail to realize is that we dont make the jokes, we just observe and laugh at them. The jokes are the people themselves. Like I said, the people who take this sh*t seriously and come on here posting lengthy, angry tirades fuel this site. You can insult folks like me, Mr. Nutz, Destroi, Satan, etc. all you want because we know it’s a joke, even if it involves laughing at ourselves. If you can’t laugh at yourself you have no business trying to post on this site, you will end up with tears streaming down your cheeks and blood spattering into the back of your slacks.
September 21st, 2006 at 10:41 am
Wow. The south may be family oriented, religious and moral but the evidently have NO sense of humor among them.
September 22nd, 2006 at 3:15 pm
I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA!
That’s funny.
I would just like to say one thing. There is a movie called idiocracy.
Please watch this. It is crucial to see the damage you f*ckers are doing.
Thank-you. One final thing. I must say that you people of the lower echelons of society
are to be pitied. It is sad that you had none of the improving luxuries when you were growing up.
Your mom and dad are probably as backwards as you are.
I must however say that the reason I think that these people condem and tease you remorselessly
is that they think they are doing it for your benefit.
In a way it’s true. You people are like fish in a bowel [sic] all you know is your redneck lives.
There is more. It is better. We know because. WE LOOK DOWN ON YOU. AND YOU LOOK UP TO US.
Like the nice lady said above. It is possible to better yourselves in such a rich place as America.
Read a book. And stop stuffing you faces with Redneck Fried Chicken.
~ The End ~
P.S. I’m a nice guy and I only write this because you people make me made. Think of perhaps your
Sudanese double in Darfour. Do you think he would **** around like you do if he lived in America?
BE GRATEFUL. AND NASCAR IS FOR ABSOLUTE IDIOTS.
September 22nd, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Haha, that tapered off the flames. Dam/\/ the level headed posters!
You did state it very clearly Ben, class difference commentary well done.
I have a request of Mr. Nutz, our patron. Would you please put in a method for quoting others such as you do in your frequent comments? It would do us loyal minions a service untold of when laying down holy flame.
September 22nd, 2006 at 11:37 pm
I cannot say that I don’t see where you are coming from Dr. Rosenblat, about the jokes and people taking thing seriously. I can tell it adds fuel to your flame. You can not expect people to not defend themselves however. Everyone does not fit the stereotype that you have seem to come up with for NASCAR fans.
September 24th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
i watched NASCAR once…or at least attempted to watch it. after about five or ten minutes i felt myself getting stupider and my brain felt as though it was oozing out of my ears like a primordial blob (who, are probably smarter than NASCAR fans). i felt as though i wanted to climb into the tv and take a bat of sometype and beat the living **** out of the drivers and the announcers. i mean cmon ppl…its just retards driving in circles!
September 25th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Funny, how some of the rednecks that got pissed off mentioned freedom of speech as a reason for not being bashed. NEWS FLASH: He has freedom of speech too, he can say whatever the **** he wants. Oh, and the people calling him a lowlife and to get a job, he only updates this site once a month, maybe every two months. And last, people bashing his page with stupid comments like “Oh lookie..he’s a swinger HA, Must be gay, More to love, Must be really stupid if books are for smart people. “, “I just read your profile and you are a moron. You like to make fun of others bad design skills? Your page has no design at all. And all that bright pink. That is atrocious! How dare you make fun of someone else’s profile.” and the holy grail, ” So you are a scientologist???? Friends with Tom Cruise I suppose!! Maybe if you had a real job you could help bankroll his on the decline career!!!”. To the last one, yeah, very smart; Scientology is the cheapest religion in the world, it only consists of PAYING to higher your level (No, I am not a Scientologist). And for the first two, he was ******* being sarcastic, he made the most horrible page he could (although it doesn’t get close to most of the ones he posts, especially this one). Learn to understand peoples implications or just don’t judge. I’m surprised how many dipshits took the stuff on his profile seriously.
September 26th, 2006 at 9:19 am
Destroi….
I was referring to the Crystal loving rednecks.
September 26th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
I find it amusing how people come on this site, find their own Myspace being ridiculed and fly into a rage. Personally I would like to know what they’re doing on this site if they think there’s something so hideously wrong with critisism. Also I do agree that if you don’t like something you shouldn’t look at it, and that goes for those who decide to dig themselves even bigger holes by critisising those who critisise. On the other hand, if something is so bad it’s funny then it’s definately worth looking at.
September 26th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
Point well taken Chumly, I apologize for the friendly fire.
September 28th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
Destroi.
NP. We good.
September 29th, 2006 at 5:37 pm
ahhh…..*sniff tear* such good friends are made over bashing rednecks and hicks…IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!
October 3rd, 2006 at 9:46 pm
I actually came across this site by accident and I cant believe what I was reading. You honestly cant think of anything better to do then to sit around a computer looking for sites or pages that you dont like and then you publically humiliate it? the guy who started this whatever your name is, your probably a fat disgusting slob, shiny from the chicken grease who sits and looks at scuzzy porn sites all day without changin your underware after you jack off! you know what the fat chick is doing besides creating loud colorful eyecandy, and expressing herself to her heart’s desire, she’s showing support and appreciation for somebody else’s glamour, for someone else’s talent, which is 500 times more effort then you’ll ever have the ability to give. didn’t your mother ever teach you respect for your fellow human beings? didn’t she ever tell you that if you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say anything at all. Unless shes just like you, the shiny, grease covered old hag who does nothing but bring you cheap malt liqour beer, with hideously long bright pink nails holding a cigarette with an ash on it a little bit longer then your hand tamed *****! chanting “You tell em son!…that’s my boy! hell, if I knew who your father was I would write him a letter at the state penn.” “And when he got out for molesting your sister, hed come home and be so proud of your slimy, **** talking, egotistical, have no real job, loser for a son.” …………………I have spent way too much time on your pathetic little page, It’s a whiny, crying, SISSYLALA, NOTHING BUT JEALOUSY PIT STOP!!!! StaceyG. Has spoken//url..higher_than_u
October 3rd, 2006 at 10:27 pm
I think that’s really wrong of you, Stacey, to be so prejudiced against fat people covered in chicken grease and whose fathers are in jail for molesting their sisters and whose mothers have gaudy pink nails, etc etc etc.
Is this what you teach your children?
PS - Damn, that is a quality MySpace profile!
October 3rd, 2006 at 11:19 pm
THIS IS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!
THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS
October 4th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
“I have spent way too much time on your pathetic little page” she says three paragraphs later.
Too easy.
Next!
October 4th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
UGH! what a swamp donkey. I think I puked up a lung. Stacey get plastic surgery now. _U_R_FUGLY_ HAHAHAHAHA.
October 17th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Know what is hilarious? People that get mad about this site. “If you don’t like it, don’t look”. If you don’t like this page, don’t look. Why does everyone assume we have low self esteem if we bash someone’s MYSPACE? How come you never assume we’re just conceited sons of *******? The point I’m trying to make is that I am here not because I:
a. Have no life (you have a myspace, I could very well counter your argument by saying you spend all day making a profile of yourself, or responding to these blogs at all.
b. am mean
It just means that bashing crappy myspaces is FUNNY. That’s right, I said it. FUNNY. If I can get a cheap laugh, I will.
Funniest of all, Crystal’s husband coming to save her ***
I only wish I got here sooner.
October 17th, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Oh, and Crystal? It’s ******* shameful to put your child’s picture on the internet. ******* SHAMEFUL. Moms with myspaces-shudder. Sounds like a bad B movie.
October 18th, 2006 at 2:55 am
Well well how very entertaining.
I do appreciate the twist that this trolling session has proved.
1, People type while angry, proven in several posts with self contridicting statements and blantent abuse.
2, When you run out of something intelligent to say you resort to name calling.
“you probally still live with your parents” or the ever popular “sitting in front of the computer makes you a loser”. - damn I guess those research scientists that work in the labs are wasting their time…..
I’m waiting for the threats of violence (which is the last resort of the small minded)
Take a moment to re-read some of your posts and then consider how much of a fool you have been, somebody made some comments over the internet about somebody else (you can’t all sit there and tell me you don’t judge another person very frequently throughout the day, “if they are wearing that they must be, poor, rich etc”) and you all leap to his/her defense.
I particually like the person pretending to the the ‘medical examiner’.
Please more threads like this, I like to see the inner workings, Bravo Mr Nutz
If you can’t see the irony in my post then feel free to flame it out, I would probally hate you if I met you in real life.
October 22nd, 2006 at 11:53 pm
For people who don’t like NASCAR, you sure spend
alot of time typing about it. Too bad the time you
spend bashing it could be better spent actually
learning some facts about it. But I guess it’s alot
easier to just go with the easiest responses. Yes,
people have a right to their opinions, and others
have the right to bash those opinions, but at least
try to have some facts to back it up.
October 23rd, 2006 at 8:47 pm
I hope you don’t mind me, a lurker, dropping in to say a few words to the Myspace crybabies.
So your Myspace profile was mocked. Big deal. Cry me a river. You idiots do realize that the world doesn’t revolve around you? Realize that in life, people aren’t always going to be nice to you. DEAL WITH IT. I highly doubt you’re a Microcomputer Specialist, Crystal, and if you were my employee, I’d fire your *** because a) you’re, apparently, extremely immature a) you use more than 1 exclamation points c) you can’t take a joke, and d) you can’t argue worth a Big Mac (or six.) You also can’t fight your own battles, instead bringing in a calvalry full of your retarded friends as meat shields.
I bet the only reason Jason married you is because he spent so much time looking for girls he just said “Screw it” and gave up.
I’m not a fan of NASCAR either. There’s no frickin’ point. All you do is drive around a little circle until someone blows up. BORING. You know what’s more fun than NASCAR, next to absolutely nothing? BOWLING!
And after looking at your Myspace profile, I’d have to say it’s crap. The background screws up the text, and there’s too many sparkling images that burn my retnias.
The man at the wheel of this website does a good service in showing how crappy Myspace is. Heck, if I had my way, there’d be NO Myspace (or internet.)
Oh, and Christina, you have a right to state your opinion, but that doesn’t mean people have to give a crap.
So go ahead and flame me because you worthless Southern retards can’t take criticism.
Sorry if I reiterated what other people said, but whiny internet pansies just piss me off.
October 23rd, 2006 at 9:14 pm
I just looked over my post and was appalled at how crappy it was. That’s what you get for not proofreading your work.
See, Crystal and Friends? I actually care about my grammar and spelling. I advise you do the same about your grammar and spelling. That is, if you have the mental capacity to, which I seriously doubt.
October 26th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
wow,,,Things never change
Im proud to be an american, How about you?
This comes from recent readings on a website, where Americans have nothing better to do than make fun of people with unique intrests.
Im Unique because i like watching the race in my pajama’s.
Im Unique because I like peanut butter and bananna sandwiches.
Im Unique because I laugh at myself.
Im Unique because I work hard and enjoying helping others
Im Unique because I have a little boy that means the world to me.
Im Unique because I love fishing and having an occaisionaly beer!
Im Unique because I enjoy the country air, and a glass of lemonade.
Im Unique because, I love talking to my friends and family.
Im Unique because I like a fan blowing while i sleep.
Im Unique because i suck at spelling..lol
Im also Unique BECAUSE IM FREE!
IM AN AMERICAN AND PROUD TO BE ONE!
There’s one thing that should be everyone’s wish.
“Treat one another like you would want to be treated”
That’s all I have to say because IM UNIQUE IN THAT WAY!
October 26th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
And your point is…?
October 27th, 2006 at 5:12 am
I don’t have a point!
Do you?
called freedom of speech right?
So I can say what i want and not care what anyone thinks.
Do you think there is a point?
of course not thats why you asked what the point is…
You don’t have to make a point about everything do you or say?
I think not!
ok well halloweens almost here!
Now there’s a point
lol
October 27th, 2006 at 5:13 am
go ahead speak your mind thats why your here right?
October 27th, 2006 at 9:59 am
MANDYCAT - Do you have tourettes in your hands or what? Maybe all that speed got to you?
Stick with one thought … keep going. See it to the end. That’s how most people get their point across.
And to all the intelligent Nascar fans … “your” refers to possesion. For example: Your trailer is dirty. But “you’re” means you are. Another example: You’re ignorant. Have a good one!
October 28th, 2006 at 5:06 am
if i wanted to get a point across it wouldn’t be to the people on this website.
I like messing with your heads its fun and enertaining.
Like i said everyone comes on here to make an argument.
Debate teams over my friend, that was highschool fun!
I don’t know you and i have nothing to prove to anyone on here.
But it’s fun to watch the comments roll.
Because I feel that this was the last effort to feel good about yourself before the razor blade hit the wrist.
So now you have a reason to live, you can comment away.
Thats whats so beautiful about this country.
Rock on mad people your saving lives and starting flames that people thought they lost.
I respect the fact that you can joke and make fun of art,sports,and etc.
But when you start making fun of the people above because they are not attractive.
that is sad and im sorry mommy didn’t love you enough when you were a child.
stick to the comments about sports, and how stupid you think they are or someones lack of artistic ability.
October 29th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
If you don’t care about getting a point across to people on this Web site, then why do you keep posting comments? That, to me, seems like a waste of your so obviously precious time. It’s a voyeuristic guilty pleasure. Have you never in your life criticized anyone? I’m sure you and your friends look at other people and nit pick at who they are, what they do or how they look regardless of what you really know about them. And if people are eager to exploit themselves then they are getting what they deserve. Read the articles about how people have lost jobs because of what they are willing to put on the internet! WILLING! No one forces them to do this. It’s called free will.
Then to address the wrist cutting thing … you might want to explore the projecting route. Maybe you are projecting your own thoughts and feelings. I don’t know, nor do I pretend to, but you seem to “know” all about these people who post on this site. (Which, you guys are freaking hilarious. I love the banter and extremely intelligent way you can cut someone down and they don’t even know it!) So do a little self-exploration then come back and let us know if your relationship with your parents is anything to scoff at!
And my last point: for a Web site that you give such little value to, you seem to be getting awfully upset. So maybe you should think that the only way people can really get offended by this is if they give it validation. No one can hurt you unless you let them.
And again have a good one!
October 29th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
once again like the rest of the people on here
I find it hilarious to read!
And know one is hurting me, because like you said I’m here
for the interesting statements and such forth!
But I do have values and no i don’t sit around with friends laughing at others.
But thats me!
And no im not mad, just amazed at what people do to get a laugh!
I also do not have to do any self exploring. I know what my faults are, I just
choose not to exploit them for you!
No one’s perfect, that I know. I would write more but I do have a family to spend time with.
So feel free to comment back or let it go..(whatever doesn’t matter)
When I have some more time I’ll be back to laugh at the next comment.
lol.
“Take of yourself and each other”
So have a good one.
October 29th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Sorry for some reason the “Care was left out of the above statement.
Should read.’Take care of yourself and each other”
October 30th, 2006 at 11:15 pm
“your” refers to possesion. For example: Your trailer is dirty. But “you’re” means you are. Another example: You’re ignorant. Have a good one!
I DO agree with that. I just can’t stand it when people can’t tell the difference.
November 1st, 2006 at 4:55 pm
I love my trailer it’s a double wide!
lol
try one more hair color you might find the right one someday!
not sure if it will help much!
“stupid is as stupid does”lol
white trash talkin high class…lol
whatever!!!!!
Hell you should have been an english teacher!
since your so educated!
lol
November 1st, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Did you forget to take your Alzheimer’s pills this morning, MANDYCAT?
November 2nd, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Boxtop, I fear it is multiple personality disorder she suffers from!
And thanks Night Phoenix, nothing displays ignorance more than not taking the education we have been provided with and putting it to good use. It is why I haven’t found anyone worth hiring. Lately they all seem to use the same english they would in a blog, such as this. It’s unfortunate.
November 2nd, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Why should I apply my knowledge to people I have never seen before.
Or care to meet. Unfortunate every person on here seems to think they need to
prove there knowledge to unknown speakers. Maybe because in the real world as person to person conversation, you just simply don’t have the time to open the dictonary and spend an hour looking up the word you just can’tput your finger on. Well Im not that lame okay!
Im not going to waist my time proving how intellegent I am for any of the
ignorant people on here!
Like they say when in Rome do as the Romans do!
Therefore I do!
If you want to write a novel go for it!
But don’t waste the time on here because your not going to find a publisher on the worst of myspace blogs.
c-ya!
oh wait no!
c-ya!
oh wait I really mean it this time.
no I don’t.
sorry I have multiple personalitys which one do you wanna mess with.
lol.lmao.lol……….
November 2nd, 2006 at 6:10 pm
@Kat: Nah. It’s probably schizophrenia.
@Mandycat: If you’re not going to take the time to prove what you say, people are going to label you as a liar and your credibility (assuming you had any) will drop. If you haven’t any time to prove what you say, then don’t say anything in the first place.
And you’ve already proven how intelligent you are by your abhorrent English comprehension.
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:21 pm
If you feel the need to prove yourself, well im sorry for you!
I remember this blog started out talking about crystal and how
funny and ignorant people thought her myspace profile was.
The topic has changed into numerous things.
Now it’s a blog where people want to prove something to someone.
I know where I stand in life, and the accomplishments I have made.
I don’t feel the need to share that with people I don’t know.
My family is proud and thats all that matters to me.
As far as credibility goes who the hell cares if you think im credible or not.
Your just a small blog on a silly webpage.
The cafe’society who comment and prove there lively hood should have there narcissism looked at!
So take your fallible self and become erudited a little more before you speak.
But the funny thing is I gave you something to treat about.
your welcome for me allowing you to put your two cents in about nothing.
just like the rest of the people who had nothing better to do than comment back
on little oh me….lol
thats my profession.(shrink)my theory worked well.
I planted a few batter words, and everyone took the bait.
thank you for proving my theory!
Whats the theory you may ask!
benevolence and first response thought!
you all passed the test!
be proud of what you have acomplished!
absolutely nothing! Three cheers for you!
If you need any help understanding this feel free to go back to college
and get a degree in apprehension!
Thank you!
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:35 pm
Oh I forgot to congratulate BOXTOP on the correct diagnosis of the disorder!
Your almost A list.
Keep up the good work.
November 3rd, 2006 at 3:52 pm
B!tch, you’re the one who started ranting off topic, not us. You’re the one who probably has ADD, not us. Don’t start blaming us for crap you pull.
“My family is proud”
Oh, I seriously doubt that. If I was your father you’d already be at the orphanage.
“The cafe’society who comment and prove there lively hood should have there narcissism looked at!”
A real person proves his self worth. And you shouldn’t be talking about narcissism since most of the bullcrap that tumbles out of your cakehole is about yourself and how you’re so great that proving your “greatness” is beneath you.
“If you need any help understanding this feel free to go back to college
and get a degree in apprehension!”
I believe a degree in Computer Science will suit me better, thank you.
“Your almost A list.”
Considering you’re on the F list, I’ll take that as a compliment.
In conclusion: Go play in traffic. A busy freeway would be nice. Egotisitical ***** like you should be taxed for the air you breathe.
November 3rd, 2006 at 4:17 pm
****, looks like I have a lot of catch-up reading to do in the months I have not paid attention.
Lovely
November 3rd, 2006 at 6:16 pm
Wow Boxtop I hit a nerve!
For someone who cares about gramar and spelling your sure do need a new dialect.
If you want to speak try not to use execration!
It does not make your point a fortiori!
Talk about small blog words!
despicable hybrid best suits you!
I asked in one blog which personality you wanted to mess with?
Im sorry if you suddenly don’t like my aboveboard speech!
Would you prefer me drop to you level of absurdity!
November 3rd, 2006 at 6:24 pm
lol
lmao!
Everyone on here speaks of ignorance, yet when faced with intellect people become
acrimonious!
The truth being if your intellegent or ignorant people will still be angry with you!
Another Theory proven on worst of myspace imbecile comments.
November 4th, 2006 at 2:34 am
@MandyCat: Sorry, but I’d rather not sink myself to your level and speak Moron for the rest of my life. Oh yeah, and big words does not a smart person make. If you can’t understand what I’m saying, maybe you’re an idiot who failed English class.
“Would you prefer me drop to you level of absurdity!”
B!tch, you’ve dropped to a level of absurdity all your own. If I were to sink that far, I’d drown.
“despicable hybrid best suits you!”
Where the hell did that come from?
“It does not make your point a fortiori!”
Neither does your “dialect.”
Get the f*ck off the comments page. You’re making yourself look like a troll who’s only here to cause trouble. Kinda says a lot about you. Insecure, much?
November 4th, 2006 at 5:58 am
Mandycat I think your point has been proven on here.
You rock!
For those who don’t understand you just gave them some of there own
medicine and now they are crying about it.
Rock on Mandycat!
November 4th, 2006 at 6:01 am
I find it funny that boxtop is so upset!
after making fun of others at the top because they do not
speak intellegently.
Now your my kinda person Mandycat.
Given it straight.
November 4th, 2006 at 6:03 am
Does it make you feel better to qoute the big words.
Are you learning something….
lol
November 4th, 2006 at 6:04 am
Thanks THE WORD’
At least someone on here understands double standards!
November 4th, 2006 at 6:07 am
poor boxtop!
you need to read the comments you made about others at the top of the blog
and refresh your memory!
I believe your confused in what you want to speak.
I’ll give you a chance to choose what point you want to stick with.
lol
November 4th, 2006 at 6:10 am
GIVE IT TO EM STRAIGHT MANDYCAT
YOU ROCK!
boxtop your indecisive on what you want to say!
lol.
November 4th, 2006 at 8:58 am
boxtop says ” You have the right to state your opinion, but that doesn’t mean people have to give a crap.”
Your right good opinion but I don’t have to give a crap.
Your a Hypocrite boxtop!
you contradict what you write.
“So gohead and flame me because you worthless Southern retards can’t take critisism.”
Now who can’t take critisism!
Boxtop-”Get the f*ck off the comments page your making yourself look like a troll.”
also quoted early in the blogs:
“I hope you don’t mind me, a lurker, dropping in to say a few words to myspace crybabies.”
Who’s the crybabie now!
another boxtop famous words: “So your myspace profile was mocked. Big deal. Cry me a river.”
So your being mocked big deal cry me a river!….lol
November 4th, 2006 at 10:16 am
Way to go Mandycat
November 4th, 2006 at 10:56 am
Question for all of you who think it is highly entertaining to try to crumble peoples’ self esteeem on this site. WHAT IS UR MALFUNCTION!? I seriously want to know. You make rude comments about another person’s faults when you are too afraid to admit your own. It is people like you that really need to get electric shock therapy! You say your just here to point and laugh at another person well I have arrived to point and laugh at you you all have some serious malfunctions in the brain. Think about getting it checked out. You say this Crystal is looking for attention. Well look who is searching for attention now! It is you. It is pathetic to see what people will stoop to to feel a sense of accomplishment in this sad sad world. All of you who stoop to this level obviosly have an issue or two to work out. Maybe you should go back to first grade and learn to be polite. Ovbiously you didn’t learn that concept too well. Ridiculing someone else for something that has NOTHING to do with you is childish. You all say the word ignorant like it is a bad thing. Haven’t you ever heard that ingnorance is bliss? I am not from the south but I have relatives that live there. I am insulted you would call them rednecks because of something they enjoy watching on the television. That is like making fun of a baby for watching teletubies. Would you do that? Obviously you all seem to be prejudice of this. Take some time to reflect on yourselves and figure out where your morals lie. I am not here to offend any of you but I am here to make a point. Those of you who make an insult to another but can’t take the insult back at you are immature. Maybe you should relize how childish and moronic you are acting. You all are smart people but your acting stupid maybe you should realize just what it is in life you are trying to accomplish. You are not accomplishing anything from attempting to make someone feel bad about themselves and the television programs they watch.
signed Crazy Angel
November 4th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Now crazy angel your awesome!
finally someone with some sense on here!
November 4th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
Thanky you MANDYCAT. Have a great evening.
November 5th, 2006 at 5:55 am
I like the way you think crazy angel!
November 5th, 2006 at 5:57 am
nice!
November 5th, 2006 at 5:59 am
nice! I like what you said crazy angel, it’s a little eccentric, but good!
November 5th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
hey there crazy angel i like the way u put ur mind on this…. it shows that u are very open mined and that u dont care what ppl think about u or about what u say i like that…. have a wonderful day.
laterz BabyFace
November 6th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Dearest Crazy Angel,
Your legnthy diatribe about your assumptions of human behavior made me realize something. Your point is much like wiener after reading your tear jerking speach - flaccid. I’d like to make it clear that you and your following of internet nazi friends are THE ONLY people on the face of the earth that take this site or anything written on it seriously. referencing anything you wrote in this response would only give purpose to the time you spent hacking away at your keyboard to defend people that cannot take a joke. Therefore I will not. In fact, I pretty much refuse to read the entirety of your politicaly correct rhetoric. You came to the aid of people that are not only humorless, but also too stupid to realize that this site will only offend you if you are retarded enough to let it. In reality the content of this site makes no difference to anyone. You make no difference, and neither did your sweet little letter to the president. You truely are a modern day hero. You are a f*cking saint for stating the obvious. We don’t “make fun” of people because of who they are or what they like, we make fun of them because they display it shamelessly on the internet (which, by the way, is public domain). You don’t want to be made fun of, or you cant take a joke? Then don’t post up every piece of f*cking information about yourself on the internet. That simple. Whatever you like, there is bound to be someone that hates that same sh*t. If youre allowed to say how much you love something, then why shouldnt someone else be allowed to criticise or say how much they hate something? Freedom of speech. You dont like it, dont read it. Cant take a joke? Then dont come to a site that is based on them. The only thing that remotely impressed me about your post is the amount of ignorant f*cks that came here to post in agreement. Wouldnt it be better to boycott the site and minimize the traffic that is coming through? No, it’s better to throw fuel on the fire. You and your heroic band of super friends are what keep this site running. Without you the joke would get old in a week. The only thing that posts like yours accomplish is to take a harmless joke and make it seem as much like an insult as possible. If you cant laugh at yourself then you take yourself way too seriously and you dont deserve to be a part of society. Do you think there is anything in this world that has not been criticized? How in the holy hell can you be suprised to find a site like this? If you cant laugh at criticism, especially on the f*cking internet of all places, then you obviously have way more issues with your looks or personality than we do. I want to congratulate you all on taking a joke way too seriously and making me & Mr. Nutz day. This site is really starting to serve it’s purpose.
Ive said it before and I will repeat it once again for all of your sakes: relax, you’ll live longer.
Yours In Christ,
Dr. Rosenblat
~smooches~
November 6th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
TALK ABOUT LONG!
Thanks for the sermon!
November 6th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
I think we had your point before Doc!
Thanks for dragging it out this time!
November 6th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Dr. Rosenblat. Question for you are you really a doctor? If so what kind of doctor? Moving back to the point though. My “tear jerking speech” as you call it is nothing more than observations on the human behavior. It is not assumptions but observations. I am not defending anyone but the things my mother taught me. Common courtesy was one of these things she taught me. I think everyone can take a joke to a certain extent. Personally myself I could care less of what you or anyone else has to say or think about me. This joke is only funny to those of you who take sick sadistic pleasure in hurting anothers’ feelings. The only thing in your reply that bothered me is that you seem to be explaining things to me as if I were a two year old. I am not stupid. Everyone is able and should be able to use their right to freedom of speech against things they dislike or like. I wonder though what this Crystal ever did to offend you or anyone else on this site to be ridiculed like this. I don’t care if I impress you or not so try not to include that into your next opportunity to waste my valued time. I could be doing something else if I didn’t get sheer enjoyment from replying to someone who uses profanities to get a point across. Which as it may or may not be known your point seems to be non existant. As to the boycotting statement you made. Why would I boycott this site which is obviously entertaining to hear someone’s replies to something I wrote that they either liked or disliked? I also as it may be have no band of friends to keep this site running. I am once again stating this I am here for the enjoyment of bothering or annoying or entertaining someone else as they have entertained me. This is just a repayment. Did I say I was suprised to find a site like this, I have no recollection of that statement. By the way you have no idea if someone deserves to be a part of society or not. I happen to be laughing all the while I type this. I laugh at criticisim and at your attempt to insult me. I have no issues with myself, but for you to mention that it seems you may be the insecure one of this site.
By the way, I am beyond relaxed and couldn’t possibly be more relaxed. Have a good evening.
toodles
signed Crazy Angel
November 6th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
I think the doctor is jerking off to his own words!
November 6th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
“smooches”
That man is not right!
yeah crazy angel is probably thinking kiss this!
November 6th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
“Dr. Rosenblat. Question for you are you really a doctor? If so what kind of doctor?”
Are you seriously that retarded? It’s an alias. He’s not a real doctor.
“I am not stupid.”
Um…yes, you are. First of all, you’re complaining about a website on the internet that you were not forced to view. If you find us offensive, why not just leave instead of tossing fireworks into the bonfire?
“Everyone is able and should be able to use their right to freedom of speech against things they dislike or like.”
If that’s the case, then why are you b*tching? If everyone has the right to freedom of speech, then nobody should be offended about anything.
“I don’t care if I impress you or not so try not to include that into your next opportunity to waste my valued time.”
Um…you’re wasting your own time by coming here in the first place.
“I am once again stating this I am here for the enjoyment of bothering or annoying or entertaining someone else as they have entertained me.”
I think my Hypocrite-o-meter just exploded. You b*tch and moan about us making fun of other people, yet you enjoy making fun of us? Practice what you preach, why don’t you.
“That man is not right!”
A narcissitic schizophrenic telling someone else that they’re not right in the head…somebody mind pointing out the irony? I think I missed it.
November 6th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Wait, Rosenblat isn’t a real doctor?!
November 6th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
oh boxtop is using big words finally, I taught you something!
You should be proud of yourself!
“Practice what you preach, why don’t you.”
We are giving it back to you and your all pissy about it.
Im Laughing at you right now, You know because im a schizophrenic and all…lol..lol
Thats what makes this site so much fun right…laugh, and laugh!
November 6th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
I believe the word for Boxtop is radical!
There you go Boxtop go ahead and qoute me so you may learn a new word!
Someday you will be part of the “cafe’ society!”
November 6th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Mr. Nutz you crack me up!
He’s a Dr. of Love, didn’t you see him give smooches.
November 6th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
“Wait, Rosenblat isn’t a real doctor?!”
I don’t know. Is he?
“oh boxtop is using big words finally, I taught you something!”
You’ve taught me nothing. All I’ve ever needed to know I’ve learned in school. Yes, school. I’m sure you know what a school is.
“I believe the word for Boxtop is radical!”
And I believe the word for you is “retarded.”
“We are giving it back to you and your all pissy about it.”
Hardly. All we’ve really done is fling poo at each other. Neither of us are getting anywhere.
The way I see it, no matter what we say in this debate, we’re hypocrites. If we complain that juding people is wrong and people who judge others are fools, we are hypocrites because we ourselves are judging others.
I’m frankly done with this because a) this is nothing but a flame war and b) it’s getting harder and harder for me to resist the urge to strangle some of you people. So I think it’s time we go back to our everyday lives and shut up.
No, this is not a sign that you’ve won, MandyCat. You’re still a fool in my eyes and you always will be. Personally, I feel sorry for your mother, who had to go through the pain of childbirth just to produce an egotistical little snot with an IQ in the negitives.
November 7th, 2006 at 11:31 am
bahahaha! the super friends are all fired up again!
I’m not even going to bother reading one word of that long winded reply of yours. The fact that you wasted your uber-valuable time replying, in detail, to every statement made in my post is enough to satisfy me.
If you get the point then why the f*ck did you bother to come here and complain? Do you think a single word you have typed will change this site, or even me or mr. nutz’ attitude? Do you honestly think that you are b*tching and moaning about anything we havent already heard a million times? I mean, maybe if you were the first to mention these issues I might take the time to read the veritable diarrhea that is transmitted from your tiny, infant-like brain to your keyboard. However, that is not the case. Nothing you say is poignant or even remotely interesting. Luckily, I can take solice in the fact that you, and your band of super friends, will read every word I write in the hopes that you can concoct a reply witty enough to shut me up. Even if I did read through all of this horse sh*t, that would still never, ever happen. Why? because I am smart enough not to take a word that any of us (including me) are saying seriously.
I will respond to one statement though: “we are all hypocrites”
I could not agree more, it’s just that I can’t seem to make myself care. At all. The difference here is that I am not here to prove anything. I’ll tell you right now that very few of my statements on this site are based on facts, but if you disagree with me I will sh*t all over you for it. Funny how that works.
…and did you seriously ask me if I am actually a doctor? haha, god d@mn you’re a genius.
Of course I am.
November 8th, 2006 at 7:27 am
If boxtop were the only one left on this planet he would
destroy imself with insults.
He’s right about slinging pooh, because he’s full of sh#t!
I believe some would say that he’s lower than whale sh#t on the bottom of the ocean floor.
Im surprised he even knows what an IQ is!
November 8th, 2006 at 7:28 am
LMAO!
November 8th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
“If boxtop were the only one left on this planet he would
destroy imself with insults.
He’s right about slinging pooh, because he’s full of sh#t!
I believe some would say that he’s lower than whale sh#t on the bottom of the ocean floor.
Im surprised he even knows what an IQ is!”
This has got to be the single worst series of attempted insults I have ever had the pleasure of reading. The one statement that actually made any kind of sense I would expect out of a 5th grade bully. I imagine that actually hearing you talk is much akin to hearing a symphony of armpit farts….with a southern accent. God, you two really are the best things that ever happened to this site. It’s like we have an endless supply of material. By the way, the only thing more ignorant than an abhorant and horribly placed joke is the one motherf*cker who actually finds it funny. You two are quite a team.
November 8th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
A narcissitic schizophrenic wow. What beautiful words. Thanx. I greatly appreciate the compliment. All of you are extremely magnanimous. thanx.
November 8th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
I say agree to dissagree and be done with it!
November 8th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Ok Dr. Dumb as#, Im laughing at Boxtops last statement!
Not Big Reds Comment.
I guess I should be more clear on the matter.
Hows this.
“LMAO,” At boxtops last statement!
How’s that!
November 8th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
“A narcissitic schizophrenic wow.”
I wasn’t referring to you. I was referring to MandyCat.
November 8th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
“…and did you seriously ask me if I am actually a doctor? haha, god d@mn you’re a genius.”
How the hell was I supposed to know you were a doctor? I haven’t been posting here more than a week or so, and most of that time was trying to combat MandyCat’s worthless insults.
And when I said “we are all hypocrites” I was referring to the constant volleyballing of the “don’t judge people” argument. If we say that, then diss someone else, we’re contradicting themselves. It wasn’t a direct insult at you or anyone else. I’m not telling you what to do.
I applaud you for having the ability to not take anything Mandy and the Pansycats say literally. As for me, however, it pisses me off not because I don’t have the balls to take an insult (I already know I’m better than her, so I really don’t give a crap), but because she fails to see what a fool she’s making herself. It makes me wonder if she is the future of our nation’s children.
If she is, pass me the Cyanide pills.
November 8th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
“If we say that, then diss someone else, we’re contradicting themselves.”
Crap. I meant, “If we say ‘don’t judge others’, then diss someone else for judging someone, we’re contradicting ourselves.”
November 9th, 2006 at 11:40 am
“How the hell was I supposed to know you were a doctor? I haven’t been posting here more than a week or so, and most of that time was trying to combat MandyCat’s worthless insults.”
Hahaha, that statement was not directed at you. It was in response to angel who intially asked if I was actually a doctor. Your first response to her was actually right on the money.
“And when I said “we are all hypocrites” I was referring to the constant volleyballing of the “don’t judge people” argument. If we say that, then diss someone else, we’re contradicting themselves. It wasn’t a direct insult at you or anyone else. I’m not telling you what to do.”
Actually man, I agreed with you on this one, you are one of the few level headed cats that actually post up on here. My point there was that I realize the utter hypocrisy and irony involved in the whole argument, but Im willing to be a hypocrite as long as it pisses these self righteous d*uche rockets off.
“I applaud you for having the ability to not take anything Mandy and the Pansycats say literally. As for me, however, it pisses me off not because I don’t have the balls to take an insult (I already know I’m better than her, so I really don’t give a crap), but because she fails to see what a fool she’s making herself. It makes me wonder if she is the future of our nation’s children.”
Dude, you have to realize, the fact that she thinks her arguments are valid, poignant, or remotely funny is the most hilarious part. In her own mind she is a regular Nancy Drew, but reading her statements paints quite a different picture of her. It’s very obvious she is an absolute dolt, and she is the last to find out. What’s not funny about that?
“Ok Dr. Dumb as#” - Case in point. The statement itself is so childish and unfunny that it’s not even worth a response. But if you look at the underlying factors, like how intelligent she thinks she is versus how intelligent she actually is, you’ll find yourself chuckling uncontrollably.
November 9th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
If you think your ad nauseam means a difference to the world
Dr., your just as blind.
Your candid approach mixed with acidulous remarks makes you the frivolous person you are.