The Worst of MySpace*

Every now and then, you run into a guy like Howard, a crazy dude that looks kinda like a retarded Andre 3000 with the most f*cked-up makeup job ever, posing like a dirty Eastern European crack whore straight out of the dirtiest gutter of Bucharest.

Sweet pink burning Jesus, that is one ugly dude!

I think it’s pretty widely accepted that goth strippers + strange horse obsessions = AWESOME. Oh, look, here is just what I was looking for!

You know, every day I see terrible MySpace profiles and just when you think they can’t get any worse, you find one like this: Valeron Draconis. God, it makes me want to end my own life.

The first thing I want to know: Is this what Arkansas does to people? If so, remind me to never, ever go there.