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Drugs are bad, mmkay?

Save America and Al Pacino by keeping drugs cool: Boycott Cocaine Energy Drink!

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 |

Daily Worst: Crystal

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NASCAR scares me. It’s a bunch of redneck types drinking lots of pissy beer, sitting in a big circle watching cars explode and spray flaming debris all over their fellow bystanders.
They worship Dale Earnhardt like he’s f*cking Elvis and make really bad ESPN movies about him (anyone see “3″?).
Even worse, […]

Monday, September 11th, 2006 |

Monthly Worst: Zack

I don’t think the words “vapid” and “materialistic” even begin to describe this fashion clown, especially when you read though his general interests.

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 |

Daily Worst: Jeremy Jackson

I’ve done it. I’ve found the ultimate LA d**chebag! You may know him as David Hasselhoff’s son on the hit series, Baywatch! But probably not!

Friday, May 12th, 2006 |

Daily Worst: SMooTHFeLLaS® Joey Blue Eyes

Kid, you’re lucky Tony Soprano seems to have a soft spot for gays. Otherwise, I’m sure he would slap your pouty, glistening little boy-chops right off your face and into a big-ass pot of spaghetti.

Thursday, April 20th, 2006 |