I’ve done it. I’ve found the ultimate LA d**chebag! You may know him as David Hasselhoff’s son on the hit series, Baywatch! But probably not!
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After seeing this, I really do now believe that The Terrorists™ are behind an evil plot to use MySpace to drive Americans MOTHER F**KING CRAZY. I mean, people have to really try hard to be this terrible.
I guess writing CA$H FLOW on your mostly-exposed posterior doesn’t clash with Christian ideals anymore.
Midtown Menace is from the Hamptons. I can’t knock him for that, but I was under the impression that the uppity white folks over there didn’t let their kind go out and make asses of themselves like this. Can we get some regulation here, WASPs?
Ok, look: I’m all about the post-party orgy on some random person’s dirty carpet. It’s fun, you’re drunk, it doesn’t really count as cheating AND you’re giving your immune system a great test.